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    Question How to hustle during asshole night?

    You know how there is just one night in particular where every guy in your establishment just seems to act like a total douchebag?

    I've noticed for me that its mostly on Friday nights however, there are other days when it has happened.

    So my question is how do you deal with these grumpy people and still come out with a decent chunk of change in your pocket?

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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    ^ Lol

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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    Friday nights are the worst anywhere I think!

    I like to get drunk and let the true me come out, which is a demanding bitch. I have to restrain myself usually in day to day activities, but at work I finally have an outlet for release. On asshole night, I like to find the one guy that I can tell is really into me and just fuck with him, see how far I can push him and what I can get away with...... for example, I will purposely drop something (usually while sitting at the bar, so on a bar stool, and make him pick it up. I will do this over and over.... That is just at first though. I will go on stage, and when a guy comes up to tip me I will just take his money and walk away and ignore him. I can turn into a huge bitch, and I love taking it out on asshole customers!
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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    That was last Wednesday, and I managed to get myself bought off the list and made really good money when it seemed like nothing was going to happen.

    I kept hearing rude comments all night, and girls whining in the dressing room on how rude every customer was. There was one group in particular, sitting in a corner, they had bottle service. They kept whining all night that there is no 'action' going on. They were not spending money on any of the girls who were sitting with them, and the girls got discouraged and left.
    I sat with them after my stage set, and started making small talk. They were all unbelievably pick smart asses, and kept dissing and making fun of everything around them.
    I started acting as if I was way too confident, bitchy and demanding for my own good, and got bought off the list. I figured that they didn't necessarily want what everybody else was trying to sell them, the airy voice, bedroom eyes sex kitten... I mirrored and matched their behaviors, TOLD them what they are going to do, and made the sale.

    You can make good money on asshole nights, just don't get it stuck in your head that it is an asshole night. Change your attitude, don't get offended, change your approach if you have to, and you can make the sale. It is hard to deal with impolite comments, even the ones which seem that way, but sometimes we take things out of context, when we have to build things around what the customer is saying and the way he is acting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nata View Post
    That was last Wednesday, and I managed to get myself bought off the list and made really good money when it seemed like nothing was going to happen.

    I kept hearing rude comments all night, and girls whining in the dressing room on how rude every customer was. There was one group in particular, sitting in a corner, they had bottle service. They kept whining all night that there is no 'action' going on. They were not spending money on any of the girls who were sitting with them, and the girls got discouraged and left.
    I sat with them after my stage set, and started making small talk. They were all unbelievably pick smart asses, and kept dissing and making fun of everything around them.
    I started acting as if I was way too confident, bitchy and demanding for my own good, and got bought off the list. I figured that they didn't necessarily want what everybody else was trying to sell them, the airy voice, bedroom eyes sex kitten... I mirrored and matched their behaviors, TOLD them what they are going to do, and made the sale.

    You can make good money on asshole nights, just don't get it stuck in your head that it is an asshole night. Change your attitude, don't get offended, change your approach if you have to, and you can make the sale. It is hard to deal with impolite comments, even the ones which seem that way, but sometimes we take things out of context, when we have to build things around what the customer is saying and the way he is acting.
    Everyday is asshole day at my club too, and you're totally right..and I'm going to try this ASAP, starting tomorrow!!! I'm naturally the innocent, bedroom eyes one though so turning into bitch is sort of hard for me..like I can't see a guy saying lets go, if im like 'youre coming to get a dance right NOW' all bitchy..but maybe thats the problem-me seeing it wrong!

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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    For me, it's all about staying in hustle mode. If someone is an asshole to me, I immediately move on to the next guy! If I were to go hide in the dressing room afterwards, it'd absolutely kill my mood for the night. So I just try to keep my momentum going.

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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    Stay out of the dressing room! If a guy is being an asshole, just walk away. I don't even bother replying.

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    Being an asshole back works. I had a guy who was an ass and liked hitting my ass while I was sitting, So I smacked in the face and he liked it. So I TOLD to go in the vip for fun lmao. He kept on saying no no no.. but in the end it worked. I wasnt being nice to him through the night and acted as if I ignored him, and he kept on buying me drinks after complaining on how expensive they were. So I realized, on however the custy acts thats how I usually act back.

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    fuck fridays. I've noticed that thats when the younger jerks come in, Saturdays and weds-thurs are my favorites
    "Fella's my manager would like to remind you that while enjoying your private dance the only thing that should come out of your pants is some greenery for the scenery."

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    For me, it's all about staying in hustle mode. If someone is an asshole to me, I immediately move on to the next guy! If I were to go hide in the dressing room afterwards, it'd absolutely kill my mood for the night. So I just try to keep my momentum going.
    Quote Originally Posted by luvbuniz View Post
    Stay out of the dressing room! If a guy is being an asshole, just walk away. I don't even bother replying.
    UGH! Last night was asshole Friday. It was bad....I kept doing this. I broke my habit of hiding in the DR a long time ago....BUT after a few humiliating trips around the room I found myself doing it again last night. The crowd was horrid.....every guy that was by himself was a total douche that wanted to sit and psychoanalyze me/ask dumb questions/wave me away/etc....you know all the douchey behavior. Then all the other tables were big groups of guys and bitchy looking girls that were all just sitting there looking miserable and being rude to every girl that approached.

    I did not do good last night, but at some point I had to form a game plan to walk out with something on Asshole Night. SO I decided to try to find that one guy who would be nice to me and lock him in. I only walked with $150 last night, but it's $150 more than I would have if I hadn't stuck to my plan. Up until about 1 a.m., I only had $32! I got there at 9

    Sucks it took me until 1 am to find a guy I clicked with and dragged him back to the dance wall for what was the short remainder of the night. Wish I could have found him sooner......

    To beat it all, last night was a full moon and lunar eclipse. So the crazies wwere out for sure. Two of our bouncers got cut up by a guy who pulled a knife on them when they threw him out for.....well....being an asshole and refusing to pay for dances. Full moon + Friday = BS.
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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    ^ Usually I much prefer working Fridays compared to Saturdays...but last night there was some huge golf tournament here = tons of assholes. Some guy poked me in the vagina--my first dance of the night! Horrible. I knew my game would totally be off if I even took a 10 minute break from hustling, so I just soldiered on. Ended up making a lot of money, too.

    I know myself well enough at this point...I have to keep on hustling to prevent myself from doing a 180 attitude flip.

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    I usually just make non-committal noises when custies act like jerks. There was this one guy that came in on a very slow day so I was talking to him, he kept trying to piss me off.. being racist, misogynist, whatever he could think of at the time. I just talked about what a nice day it was and how awesome the people at the club were. He tipped me $50 on stage and left. Some guys just want to know that they can't bully people or freak them out. You wanna be a neo-nazi? Mazel-tov to you; it's not going to ruin *my* day lol

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    you know how some people keep spray bottles of vinegar-water around to spray at their cats when they get out of line? we should do this with customers.

    customer: "hey baby, let me eat you out in the VIP..."

    dancer: *spray spray spray* "DOWN BOY!!!"

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    i love asshole night.. im like a mirror reflection of them lmao.. they say something smart or douche like and i bring it right back to em.. or if they get me real irritated i can be a real asshole/cunt and just dnt give a fuck and still get them to buy drinks, or just buy dances..sometimes i think i just scare em into the shit because if they werent expecting lil ol me to be a huge douche.... my attitude along w my tatts when they realize my tatts its all over...lol

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    it also does not help that i have a tattoo on my shoulder of a asian girl touching herself w 1 hand and holding a bitten off penis in her other hand while her mouth is bleeding..lmao that'll get u to move
    still here.... just in another chapter..

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    Default Re: How to hustle during asshole night?

    One guy tried to be a smartass when I asked him to buy me a $20 commission drink instead of a lapdance ($30) and he kept dancing around answering the question, and when I asked him again he said

    "Trust me, I'd buy you a $100 commission drink if I had the money."

    "But you don't, so get me a $20."

    "Oh but sweetie, you're so awesome and pretty that a meager $20 drink would be insulting!"

    "Yeah? Well you sitting here running around Robin Hood's barn and not spending a single penny on me is far more insulting than a measly little $20 drink, so stop insulting me."

    He immediately bought me the drink

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    On asshole night, I just act like a different person entirely, so that any rejections aren't really directed at me, but at my character. I usually just act really ditzy and constantly excited about everything. As in HIIII, HOW ARE YOU??? THIS PLACE ROCKS, RIGHT? OMG WE SHOULD DO A DANCE!!! Inside I'm laughing my asssss off at how retarded I'm acting. So it entertains me. I obviously don't take it too over the top as to be completely obnoxious, but it's amazing how many times this works with drunk people.

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    ^^^ lol... I did this Friday and it was rather amusing.... I was laying it on so thick.... But ur right it does work

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    Im a natural bitch so its hard for me to be all sweet and bedroomy eyes. I dont take shit from assholes, I either walk away or play them at their own game. More often than not, they respect that I dont take shit from them and end up liking me enough to get a dance. They probably figure if Im this sassy I must be a great dancer - which of course I am
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