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    Quote Originally Posted by amareth View Post
    whenever i get asked "so what do you do that the other girls don't?" i put a huge grin on my face and all but shout "i shoot rainbows out of my pussy!!" with gestures for emphasis. Has about a 50% success rate, the half it doesn't work on are the ones just looking for extras anyway.
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    Oh yeah. Using this as soon as possible.

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    "I shoot rainbows out of my pussy!!" .

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    ^omg, SO going to use that also. hahaha. You rock Amareth

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    Thanks ladies for thr 1 liners I have been havin trouble with coming uo with lines. Also I don't know if this is the right spot to post this ? Does anybody know of some good clubs in the north or midwest havin a hard time in Florida Thanks again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exoticsteel View Post
    Thanks ladies for thr 1 liners I have been havin trouble with coming uo with lines. Also I don't know if this is the right spot to post this ? Does anybody know of some good clubs in the north or midwest havin a hard time in Florida Thanks again.
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    If I go up to a huge group, I'll lean over the table seductivly and say "Alrght - who's gunna see me naked?" That usually works out well.

    Also "Wanna take my boobies for a test run? They're new!" in a really peppy voice seems to work well too....



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    If I'm feeling lazy about hustling with a conversation or unsure if I'm a guys type I say, "So, why aren't you in the back with me?!" with a smile on my face. I used this line 3 times last night and we went straight to the back haha.

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    ^Ooh nice one, going to try it tomorrow! My new thing is trying to talk as least as possible and get them to blab about themselves..its hard to deflect questions when they keep asking about your personal life though..anyone have good deflecting lines to steer it back toward him/dances? Sometimes I use "Well baby do you really want to talk about other men right now?" when they ask if I have a boyfriend..but need new ones for that too lol. The boyfriend one gets annoying as hell.

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    Thanks for the help ladies. I will try some of the lines the next time I'am at work

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    ^^ I hate when they ask if I have a bf, if I say 'no' it's always 'why not?' or 'yeah right!' now I either say 'nope, boyfriends are too much trouble for me... or rather I'm too much trouble for them ' or 'you really think one man could handle me?'

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    ^OMG me too!! Its always "youre lying, you MUST be taken, just look at you" blah blah..i'm like no really, i dont have time or patience for drama..but ive given up trying to explain it- let them think what they want as long as they leave me alone. The "you really think one man can handle me" is BRILLIANT and will so use that today, especially fridays, they think its chinese take out where they can just saunter in a club and take any of us out! Fat chance! Thank you <3

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    you're welcome ^_^

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    when I'm dancing for a guy on stage I'll start dancing really fast then go "wow I'm really hot right now! you wanna do me a favor?" "what?" "can you take me for a lap dance so I can take all my clothes off?"

    that worked 3 out of 4 times last night!

    I don't take my panties off on stage and I make it a point that I only show my pussy during lap dances. these guys are all perverts so why not take advantage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine16 View Post
    ^OMG me too!! Its always "youre lying, you MUST be taken, just look at you" blah blah..i'm like no really, i dont have time or patience for drama..but ive given up trying to explain it- let them think what they want as long as they leave me alone. The "you really think one man can handle me" is BRILLIANT and will so use that today, especially fridays, they think its chinese take out where they can just saunter in a club and take any of us out! Fat chance! Thank you <3
    you can also lie and say you have a boyfriend. I have a higher success rate of getting lap dances when I tell guys I'm not single. it'll weed out the time wasters. plus guys love a little sass so when the guy inevitably says "your boyfriend doesn't care that you do this?" I say "he doesn't pay my damn bills!" and the guy laughs and THEN it clicks that you're at WORK, you're not taking your clothes off because you like to.

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    When I get asked if I have a boyfriend I say I have 5 or 6 of them!

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    you can also lie and say you have a boyfriend. I have a higher success rate of getting lap dances when I tell guys I'm not single. it'll weed out the time wasters. plus guys love a little sass so when the guy inevitably says "your boyfriend doesn't care that you do this?" I say "he doesn't pay my damn bills!" and the guy laughs and THEN it clicks that you're at WORK, you're not taking your clothes off because you like to.
    See, I think its a turn off if you tell a guy youre taken because then youre considered unavailable and they dont want to spend money on unavailable girls. But that IS a good line for guys that keep asking you out etc, just needs to be used on the right type of guy I think?

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    When I get asked if I have a boyfriend I say I have 5 or 6 of them!
    That would work too lol, cant say youre a liar, and cant say "omg but you MUST have a bf" or whatever. Thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitinboots View Post
    When I get asked if I have a boyfriend I say I have 5 or 6 of them!
    Whenever I get asked if I'm in a relationship, I tell them the only kind of commitment I believe in is in a mental sanitarium.
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    when i get asked if i have a bf i just say "yeah..... a couple. girls too. its all pretty casual' and just make up stories about great threesomes and lesbian orgies you had together. swear for me its the only answer that works
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    ^lol, ive heard girls making up stories about random lesbian escapades and it working, but do they really believe you? I think I have to work on my story skills haha!

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    its the best alternative because if you dont have a bf not only will they not believe you, they will consider you fair game and spend the rest of the night trying to pick you up on the youre single, im single, lets go out moronic philosophy.

    i have also lost dances saying i have a bf because it ruins the fantasy of maybe if they buy a dance one day you will go home with them.

    the only time i say i have a bf is when theyre only interested in pursuing dates but even some say they dont care if i do. so i say im a lesbian and my gf is waiting instead =]

    find it best to make it out like im a big slut with lots of hot young boys and girls i sleep with in a feisty playful way. for me its what works
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    No you're right, thats why I wouldnt say i'm "taken" really, if they keep pushing I say I have a few I see but its all casual..i'll add in the girls too and make it more interesting lol. Then theres some though that just get off hearing the stories and wont actually spend $ lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine16 View Post
    See, I think its a turn off if you tell a guy youre taken because then youre considered unavailable and they dont want to spend money on unavailable girls.
    that's not true at all. I've NEVER had a guy turn down a lap dance because I'm taken.

    I know a girl who wears her wedding ring to work and she BANKS. she makes 1000 dollars every friday and saturday. I asked her about it one time and she said that a guy respects a dancer who's honest. I'm actually thinking about buying a fake engagement ring because of her.

    if a guy thinks you're available, he'll want to take you out on a date. I was single when I first started dancing and guys were CONSTANTLY asking me out and I wasn't making shit from them. guys were more focused on what it would take to get my number than anything.

    girl, I can guarantee you will NOT lose money if you say you're taken. it won't kill the "fantasy". EVERY. SINGLE. ONE of my big spender regulars knows I'm taken.

    when a guy knows you have a boyfriend he won't even try to ask you out, but he'll still spend money on you because then that's his only option if he wants to get to know you. guys want what they can't have.

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    Well I think it depends on the person. A lot of times I think it does kill the fantasy, but different things work for different guys I guess. I think guys don't care if a girl is taken or not, he's still going to ask you out. I've said I"m taken before, and they still ask me out! Cant win lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunshine16 View Post
    Well I think it depends on the person. A lot of times I think it does kill the fantasy, but different things work for different guys I guess. I think guys don't care if a girl is taken or not, he's still going to ask you out. I've said I"m taken before, and they still ask me out! Cant win lol.
    ok that's a bad attitude to have... I'm gonna tell you a secret about dancing:

    you MAKE the fantasy.

    I'll clarify a little bit. I don't just go up to my regulars and say "ok well this week I'm still taken so how about I take your money instead?" THAT kills the fantasy. you have to say "oh I WISH I had met you earlier. you're so sweet. you're not like these assholes who come in and just want to have sex with me. I wish I could meet up with you outside the club but my boyfriend would KILL me! I'm having so much fun with you I wish I could sit here some more and talk to you but I have to get back to work...oh a champagne room? yeah I'd love to do a champagne room with you! do you want a half or a full hour? ...an hour? great let's go!"

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    i feel like they're have been quite a few times lately where i'll introduce myself to a customer and he'll immediately ask right off the bat "so whats your real name?" (which i think is an obnoxious thing for a customer to ask right off the bat because what would be the entire point of a stage name) so ill usually respond by saying "that costs extra" or i'll look them right in the eyes and say with a deadpan (but ever so slightly sarcastic demeanor) "my real name is Gertrude"

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