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    Default Nasty-ass scabs and hairy legs while BANKING

    I worked last Sunday day shift at an "upscale" club with two huge gross scabs on my knee (got them from falling off my skateboard going downhill). Before work I rubbed some medication on them to help heal faster- it was invisible in the daylight but I found during a lapdance that it glowed NEON LIME-GREEN streaks under blacklight! And it wouldn't rub off!

    (I also never shave my legs or use soap, don't do any pole tricks either)

    The point is, I made somehow made $805 during a five-hour shift, and I think it just goes to show how most men really don't care! Hope this story inspires someone the next time you worry about a blemish (or etc) cutting into your money....

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    Do you wear anything over your legs? And what do you use instead of soap?
    Get the fuck off my harbl, yo'.

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    Default Re: Nasty-ass scabs and hairy legs while BANKING

    Oh...OK. I read the title and thought..."WTF...how did she get scabs down THERE??!!"

    I get it now....'nasty-ass' scabs....not nasty 'ass-scabs'!!!!

    (BTW...loads of men like hairy legs on girls).
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    Quote Originally Posted by sxcbbw View Post
    Do you wear anything over your legs? And what do you use instead of soap?
    No, I just leave them as is- naked! I wore band-aids the other nights, but somehow made less money those shifts!

    I shower with hot water every day or every other day, rubbing and scrubbing, but that's it (washing my hair when I need to). I'll use soap in emergency situations, but not on a day-to-day basis. It's not good for your privates anyway, and it dries out your skin. I don't smell; either it's hereditary, or my body is used to not needing soap?

    My grandmother has really beautiful, luminescent skin in her eighties now, and I asked her what her secret is- She said she "drinks a lot of water and has never used soap."

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    This has got to be a troll. Or one of the busted ass girls who work down the street from me at the Love Acts place. If not either one I've officially lost faith in humanity.

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    no way! you'd be surprised! dont knock it till youve tried it! plus, just cuz ive got scabs and hairy legs doesnt mean i dont have a great face and figure!

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    Seriously.. what is a troll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    This has got to be a troll. Or one of the busted ass girls who work down the street from me at the Love Acts place. If not either one I've officially lost faith in humanity.
    My first thought was "Strippers will try anything. Telling all the other girls that scabs and long leg hair make money is such a good ploy to fuck up everyone else's money."
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    This has got to be a troll. Or one of the busted ass girls who work down the street from me at the Love Acts place. If not either one I've officially lost faith in humanity.
    i tend to get a lot of cuts on my legs because of my lifestyle outside of stripping... i remember one time i worked with a huge scrape on my knee from laser tag. it didnt hurt my money.

    usually i wear knee highs though because my calves have been busted up for a long time from a camping trip. but when i dont most ppl dont care.

    hairy legs though-- you should shave that. although i remember one time in tampa the only champagne room i sold one night was because some guy felt my calf and it was stubbly and he thought it was hot. i had driven like 15 hrs before working that night and i guess i forgot to shave in the shower.

    glow in the dark ointment is not good though.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    all i can say is... interesting....
    for years, i never used soap either!it does dry out your skin, but i think that it's important to smell fresh and if you don't wash your vagina or your buttcrack you'll have like this weird pee&sweat smell and it's gross. anywho. in the dark a lot of guys don't notice that type of stuff. i had eczema last week on the back of my shoulder, the back of my knee and my calf...
    i didn't wear thigh highs, i just worked it. i made okay money that night, but it was like so slow i think we had about only a dozen customers over a span of about five or six hours....

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    this is AWESOME to hear that I might have the chance of banking with a few bruises on my legs. They're starting to fade....but because I have Epilepsy and take like four medications for it, two of which depletes folic acid and thins my blood, causing heavy bruising on my legs and arms (If you saw my arms you would think I shot up smack everyday! lol).....I am VERY self conscious about them. Seeing as I am new to Houston and what the clientele is like, well, you could say I am panicked a bit about how much bank I'll make at St. James this coming Tuesday, which is whenever I start. :-S

    It's nerve racking!! haha! I believe you though, Athena... I don't believe it'd mess me up because bruises, cuts, scrapes,etc does not mask a pretty face or shapely cute body!! :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    This has got to be a troll. Or one of the busted ass girls who work down the street from me at the Love Acts place. If not either one I've officially lost faith in humanity.
    There's no point in calling someone a troll just because she has an unusual story. She actually makes an interesting and good point that, considering how long you've worked in the industry, shouldn't be that surprising to you. (Sorry, Med, I'm just frustrated b/c people keep accusing other members of being trolls...this PSA isn't completely directed at you)

    On my side of things, I've worked with a face full of acne before (pre-spironolactone) and banked. OP--you're right, guys don't seem to be aware of little things like these. Or, from another perspective, maybe they like seeing flaws because it humanizes us.

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    ^^ It was more the "I never shave or use soap" thing that I find/found unbelievable.

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    ^ I gotcha. Though a surprising number of men (a small but mighty minority) find hairy women very sexy. And are willing to pay $$$ to be with hairy women.

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    how european. lol

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    Agreed that the hirsute community does exist but really? Most men would be disgusted.

    And not washing your body is FOUL.

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    Lillionaire, I think you are completely disgusting! I would NOT want to work in a club with you! Do you realize that soap kills germs? And especially walking around with open wounds and never using soap, I don't even want to know what bacteria and viruses are crawling around on you! I could care less about hairy legs, but please practice normal hygiene. This is not normal! And yes, being unclean will affect your money negatively, even though you say different, this is complete b.s. Guys don't want a dance from a girl who never uses soap and has open cuts all over her legs. I mean, seriously? How do you look at yourself in the mirror everyday? How are you okay with living like this?
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    I mean, she must be working at some two bit club out in the middle of nowhere... because nowhere I have ever worked would ever allow that. They even have signs up about how you should have your hair, nails, makeup all looking clean and nice before getting on the floor.
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    There is def a big difference between just having hairy legs (many times I don't shave mine to be honest!) and not using soap or basic hygiene...I completely agree with JD, the only clubs I've been to that would be cool with your apparent lack of hygiene are nasty dives that just don't care. Of course dives can be good money, and if you're making money with that, then why change it I guess.

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    Yeah. I have a big problem working with unwashed vagina. D:
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    There should be a BIG disclaimer underneath the o.p's post:

    "Results not typical"

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    Default Re: Nasty-ass scabs and hairy legs while BANKING

    Try using soap that's not typical 'soap'... I like Dr. Bronner's peppermint stuff. Or use a sugar scrub or something. I don't think I could just not use soap at all. I try to use stuff that doesn't build up on the skin.
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    agreed. totally utterly agreed.
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    Yeah Dr. Bronner's is good, i've used that before, am a big fan. I think all the haters just have this exaggerated idea of what I am like, yall have this crazy disgusting image in your head you made up that's not like me at all!

    1. Not using soap is not a problem FOR ME, plus I shower before and after work every shift. I just don't have bad body odor, no one has ever had a problem with me in my life.

    2. If it makes a difference FYI, I'm Asian and besides two scabs from this week (which is not how I'm like ALL THE TIME, duh), the rest of my skin is flawless and smooth, even where there is hair.
    I tell guys "I don't ever shave my legs" WHILE they are touching my legs, and they always say "It totally doesn't matter, you don't need to, I don't care."


    I actually worked at a really nice club and I never got any warnings about the way I looked or acted. You can tell yourselves I'm bullshitting or working at a dive, but it's not true!

    In any case, I didn't post this to flare up jealousy or gross out the meek- I just think too many girls are insecure about the natural way they look (small bruises or hair or whatever). I believe that most men overlook those "flaws" easily when you've got a good personality and a sweet smile to work with, that's all.

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    Haters? How did you expect people to react to saying you don't wash yourself?! I'm sorry, but just water alone doesn't get off all of the grit and funk from everyday life, regardless if you smell or not. Dead skin cells, sebum, pollution from outside, not to mention grub from customers at work... I mean even a cream body wash would work. I don't use BAR SOAP, but I definitely use blackberry body wash.

    Also, not everyone's leg hair is soft and unnoticeable. Mine is blonde, but definitely can be felt. So before you call hater, imagine what MOST girls are conjuring up in their heads and provide more information.

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