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    Default Shake Weight: for men!

    Yes, this is for real and sold in stores:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbsSeVr5NSI

    Sh&% makes me laugh every time I watch it. That it's not a Saturday Night Live skit, kills me....Best porn ever??? Am I the only one who sees this for what it is???
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    Default Re: Shake Weight: for men!

    Fast forward to 1:35 in that video. I feel like I'm watching a gay porno. That guy looks like he's jacking someone off!
    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    Fast forward to 1:35 in that video. I feel like I'm watching a gay porno. That guy looks like he's jacking someone off!

    And it WAS an SNL Skit!!!! Too f-ing funny:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/143264/sat...ake-weight-dvd

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    Ok, so that first link, was that the actual commercial or a joke?
    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You can say that again.. not just on here but men in general. Guys are so damn lame, the only way they can halfway make up for it is by opening their wallets.

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    Youtube comments are priceless: "The only reason I bought this is because I jacked off so often and so roughly that I ripped my cock off. This is a nice alternative though."
    If I had a warning sticker, what would it say?

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    Ok, so that first link, was that the actual commercial or a joke?
    100% real. Looks like SNL made a skit about it. You will see that porno gizmo in Dick's (no pun intended!!!) and other sporing goods stores.
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    I review THE SHAKE WEIGHT!!!!! :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mCldKpQJKk
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    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. View Post
    Ok, so that first link, was that the actual commercial or a joke?
    100% real
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    Don't need it..got my own shake weight..lol

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    Default Re: Shake Weight: for men!

    Ha! i recall the invasions we fought off from the bodybuilder site. They all seemed a little too interested in other men's physiques if you know what I mean. JD was spot on based upon her posts from several months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FBR View Post
    Ha! i recall the invasions we fought off from the bodybuilder site. They all seemed a little too interested in other men's physiques if you know what I mean. JD was spot on based upon her posts from several months ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unbeleavable View Post
    LOL..very funny you just made me laugh...
    LOL actually unb those fuckers were a pain in the ass. We spent hours banning them but it was gratifying to be honest

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    Quote Originally Posted by unbeleavable View Post
    Don't need it..got my own shake weight..lol
    But can you use two hands? Don't answer that! These women are working hard on perfecting their grip and technique:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXHUdvvHTkw
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    I lol'd so hard Will!!! Your facial expressions are what made me giggle the most

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Iris* View Post
    I lol'd so hard Will!!! Your facial expressions are what made me giggle the most
    Keeping a straight face was the hardest part of using that stupid ass gizmo.
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    This is 100% my favorite commercial ever.
    I love how their faces are all intense like these HUGE guys are working SO HARD from a 10 pound shake weight.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    This is 100% my favorite commercial ever.
    I love how their faces are all intense like these HUGE guys are working SO HARD from a 10 pound shake weight.
    I think it fulfills the fantasy of most men needing two hands to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will View Post
    I think it fulfills the fantasy of most men needing two hands to...
    LMAO. I'm sure that probably totally does it for a lot of women.

    I'm not sure if I'm thinking of the right product... but I'm pretty sure this is the one where their commercial for women used to have a chubby girl in their group shot... and they've edited it out so it cuts before you see her.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    The NY Jets using the Shake Weight. They seem almost as impressed with it as I am!

    http://www.sportsgrid.com/nfl/hard-k...isode-2-video/
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    That's right bishes, it had to be done: The Snuggie Review!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKOOexurTI8
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    LOLOLOL. I can't believe you pulled the shakeweight out from under it...
    You totally made my day.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    I don't think that could be any gayer if it had a dildo attachment. Actually I think they'd sell more.

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    Oh no, is anyone else watching the south park right now with the shake weights? It's hilarious.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    Oh no, is anyone else watching the south park right now with the shake weights? It's hilarious.
    Oh GOD. I have to find this episode now.


    Every time I see one of these things in Walmart I can BARELY resist the urge to pick it up and start miming jerking off.
    Quote Originally Posted by camille27 View Post
    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Default Re: Shake Weight: for men!

    seriously my favorite commercial ever. last time i saw it, i kept chuckling for a good 15 minutes after it ended.

    it's neat cos no one really buys it to use for fitness purposes. it's all about the lulz. at least i hope no one expects it to work. that would be so sad.
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