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    Dizzy Fucking weird

    So this is kind of strange. Last night i went to a bar... and i met a guy and didnt learn his name at first and we got to talking for a long time. This guy reminded me of one of my best friends back in cleveland, whose name is C. Like his voice sounded almost identical, he used some phrases that i only heard my friend C use, had a similar attitude. my friend C used to hustle for a living and no surprise here, it turned out my new acquaintance also hustles for a living.

    Well Since my friend C is probably the best hustler i know in life, i actually use his name as my stage name usually. But one time a club already had a C, so i used a different name, J. I find out later in the night, that my new friend's name is J.

    coincidence? almost definitely. but still weird that i meet two guys who seem like doppelgangers of eachother, and it turns out that both of them have androgynous names that i have danced under.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I was at a conference once (extremely conservative group) and I saw this girl that was ridiculously like my ex-girlfriend. She dressed the same, had the same mannerisms, sounded similar, had similar facial features, and even the same hair (my ex had this really cute, kinky, unique hair I've never seen anywhere else). I couldn't stand to be near her because it brought back too many memories that I did not need to be thinking about if I wanted to stay conservative. Worst part was when her friend told me her name was Laura. My ex's name was Lauren.

    I understand how you feel. It was so odd! It was kind of discomforting too. I mean, what were the chances?

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    Glitch in the Matrix

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    ^^ Or a Wormhole....
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    So... I guess we aren't going to talk about weird fucking in this thread.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer View Post
    So... I guess we aren't going to talk about weird fucking in this thread.
    we can if you want. so how what kind of weird fucking are you been doing lately?
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I was hoping for some new ideas from you gals since my end goal is to please you gals.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    we can if you want. so how what kind of weird fucking are you been doing lately?
    Oh, do you know the move with 1 quart of baby oil, 2 rocking chairs, 16 feet of heavy chain, a push mower and a live racoon? Its kinda hard to explain, its easier just to show ya .
    I can do better than you in a two bit fancy house

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    No, the racoon is OUT !!
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    shit, i feel so vanilla .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Thats so cool. I love it when shit like that happens.

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    The racoon is sorta optional. He really just watches.
    I can do better than you in a two bit fancy house

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    Thats so fuckin creepy. Did u tell J?

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    Kinda expected that people you like the stuff you like. People tend to be like their parents, who pick their names, so they pick names you'd like. And hustlers often pick their own names anyway (even the ones who aren't dancers).

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    Thats pretty freaky... I love shit like that. Im talking about Athena's post not the racoon btw.

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