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    Apparently my friends aunt got a tamarin. (Native to south america I believe) I looked it up on wikipedia. It is so effin cute! Don't monkeys throw excrement, though? Anyone ever owned a monkey or knew someone who did?
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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    When i was little my dad worked for an american oil company in the peruvian amazon jungle. One day some villager gave him a tiny monkey as a gift. I don't remember what kind it was but i was about 8 and it was as big as my index finger. Sadly it got sick and died

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    He'll need to wear a diaper and have it changed like a baby. Also...prepare for him to become aggressive and possibly uncontrollable when he goes through puberty. Many people end up giving them up then. They are cute and I've joked about wanting one...but monkeys arent meant to be pets.

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    omg. had to google. effin cute.

    that being said every1 is probably right...lots of work n not really meant to b pets.

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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    Would you like to touch my monkey?


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    snl gold!

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    I am terrified of monkeys! Specifically chimpanzees and gorillas. The tiny ones don't seem like they'd be so bad but I still couldn't handle having one as a pet. All those shows on tv about people getting mauled by their pet chimps traumatized me lol.

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    The pet store near my house growing up had a spider monkey and it pulled my hair!!
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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    I assume you heard about the woman here in CT losing her face from one?

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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    I doubt a tamarin would do that much damage. It would more than likely have to be a bigger monkey or a chimpanzee (have you seen the TEETH on those things?).

    You know what I like? Lemurs. They are fucking cool. One let me pet it at a zoo once. It got up to the side of the cage like a cat, so cute! I wasn't afraid of being bitten cause of the mesh being so narrow. It wasn't one of the ringy tailed ones though. End ADD rant.

    Yeah I'd assume if someone got their face ripped off, it was from a bigger monkey. Spider monkeys are kinda obnoxious but I doubt they have face ripping powers. Maybe a macaque or chimp though.
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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    http://www.themysticalpen.com/?p=687

    The article is full of spelling errors but it was a chimp, nearly 200 lbs, and it was also drugged and had lyme disease.
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    We went to the zoo today. No face ripping but for some reason the males were making obscene gestures at me... LOL
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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    Mine was a marmoset.

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    Default Re: My friends aunt just bought a monkey!

    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    He'll need to wear a diaper and have it changed like a baby. Also...prepare for him to become aggressive and possibly uncontrollable when he goes through puberty. Many people end up giving them up then. They are cute and I've joked about wanting one...but monkeys arent meant to be pets.
    Hells no. Agreed. Like that big chimp who tore off that lady's friend's face last year. Fuck that noise.

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