Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: Chinese 'rent' white people

  1. #1
    God/dess Athenathefabulous's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Istanbul, Turkey
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    1,381
    Thanked 2,975 Times in 1,158 Posts

    Default Chinese 'rent' white people

    Are you white? Are you in China? Do you like to get cash for something completely stupid?

    Well look no further, you are in luck! Chinese companies now pay white people money to have them pretend to be employees, associates, customers etc etc.


    http://www.cnn.com/2010/BUSINESS/06/...ex.html?hpt=C1

    this is hilarious. if i was in china i would totally apply for this. i qualify as an attractive female who looks good in a suit.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


  2. #2
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Feb 2005
    Location
    florida
    Posts
    1,864
    Thanks
    83
    Thanked 457 Times in 287 Posts

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    omg. that's awesome. i'd totally do that.
    -love everyone but keep them far from your soul-

  3. #3
    Banned ArmySGT.'s Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    SW Counter Troll HQ
    Posts
    5,582
    Thanks
    1,589
    Thanked 1,674 Times in 1,043 Posts
    Blog Entries
    13
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    White devil
    Have suit, will travel.

  4. #4
    Veteran Member
    Joined
    Aug 2006
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    297
    Thanks
    320
    Thanked 49 Times in 40 Posts
    My Mood
    Breezy

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    So, all the unemployeed have a shot there basically. At least chinese food is close by. lol

  5. #5
    Banned ArmySGT.'s Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    SW Counter Troll HQ
    Posts
    5,582
    Thanks
    1,589
    Thanked 1,674 Times in 1,043 Posts
    Blog Entries
    13
    My Mood
    Amused

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    Someone on staff who can say "Chevrolet"?

  6. #6
    God/dess Athenathefabulous's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Istanbul, Turkey
    Posts
    3,724
    Thanks
    1,381
    Thanked 2,975 Times in 1,158 Posts

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    Chev-ro-ret?

    no?

    awwww....
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


  7. #7
    Veteran Member alexa111's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    306
    Thanks
    67
    Thanked 62 Times in 51 Posts

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    Omg best thing ever! Makes me wish I wasn't just half white. haha

    alexacruz.shakinit.com



  8. #8
    Featured Member OJenni!'s Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2005
    Location
    Ontario, Canada
    Posts
    1,777
    Thanks
    181
    Thanked 2,228 Times in 691 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    Quote Originally Posted by alexa111 View Post
    Omg best thing ever! Makes me wish I wasn't just half white. haha

    actually you probably could because you look "international".



  9. #9
    Banned
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    11,037
    Thanks
    1,891
    Thanked 5,124 Times in 3,086 Posts

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    I'm moving to China now.

  10. #10
    Veteran Member missplayful's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2010
    Location
    NC
    Posts
    489
    Thanks
    127
    Thanked 214 Times in 101 Posts
    My Mood
    Cold

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    But now everybody will know it is somethin planned for impressin people and other companies .. i dont think so it works . they will already know these people are not real employees or business partners....

  11. #11
    God/dess Arialandre's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2010
    Location
    British Columbia, Canada
    Posts
    2,895
    Thanks
    383
    Thanked 2,466 Times in 895 Posts

    Default Re: Chinese 'rent' white people

    Damn, damn, damn, I got screwed again. Stupid beautiful milk chocolate skin, why don't the Asians ever want black people???

  12. The Following User Says Thank You to Arialandre For This Useful Post:


Similar Threads

  1. Colgate optic white vs Lusternow Inst. white
    By whirlerz in forum Body Business
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 12-03-2011, 09:16 AM
  2. White People are NOT allowed to laugh at this...
    By cinammonkisses in forum Member Boards
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 09-25-2008, 05:00 PM
  3. White People Are Weird
    By Sophia_Starina in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 46
    Last Post: 08-23-2008, 10:57 PM
  4. White People's Frustration with Racism
    By GenWar in forum General Board
    Replies: 176
    Last Post: 08-15-2008, 11:26 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •