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    Dizzy Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    ha so, i got drunk a saturday night and when out to a bar after work.. drank for a few more hours with friends from work. Anyway.. long story short, a friend and I started rambling about racing and how i could beat him in a race. haha So, me not thinking clearly decided we'd do it now.. so we went outside to the road and did a sprint... without my shoes on, put my shoes on and they were soaked with blood.. turns out I ruptured something on the heel of my foot and can't put any pressure on it.. so..

    Ive run around work with a kitten heel and black socks so my limping isnt so apparent, but i cant go on stage and that's where atleast 100 bucks if not more of my money comes a night and my lapdances suck because Im terrified their going to touch my foot. haha

    SO anyone else have any funny stories?
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    Default Re: Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    i fell off my horse a couple years ago and dislocated my shoulder- i couldn't undo/tie my bra for 3 weeks- very awkward being a stripper and all- i had to ask people to undo it for me
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    A couple of years ago I sprained my ankle but could only afford to take a week or two off work. I had a decent brace that made walking or bike riding reasonably painless, but in the dressing room I'd have to tape my ankle and foot into high-heel position and cover the white athletic tape with skin-colored bandage tape. My co-workers thought it was a bit odd that I was on stage with a taped-up ankle in 8-inch heels, but few customers seemed to even notice, and it finished healing just fine.

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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
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    Default Re: Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    Not funny, but some stupid drunk asshole girl at work knocked over a helium tank on my foot, breaking it in three places. I worked on it the whole time it was healing. It sucked. The end.

    Ps. My toenail only fell off day before yesterday and this was upwards of eleven weeks ago.

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    Default Re: Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    I've seen girls working with crutches and others barefoot.. I guess it depends on what club you're working at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mediocrity View Post
    Not funny, but some stupid drunk asshole girl at work knocked over a helium tank on my foot, breaking it in three places. I worked on it the whole time it was healing. It sucked. The end.

    Ps. My toenail only fell off day before yesterday and this was upwards of eleven weeks ago.
    Ouch, I hope your ok.
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    Default Re: Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    ive worked after throwing my back out/seperating a rib twice, both times doing pole work. ill never work injured again. that side of my back now aches constantly because i continued to damage it and didnt let it heal. stupid pole....

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    Default Re: Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    I had a shoulder injury that meant practically zero pole for me - the manager of my club was really understanding and took me off the stage rota until i was a little better and then i just built myself back up to proper usage. The key is to take it easy - it's not worth creating term problem to work through short term injury. Always make sure your club is aware that you are injured, in case you need to be absent or adjust your duty.

    I've also had to work with an eye infection so no contects - had to wear glasses. I just worked the look into my theme - i.e. sexy secretary. Going for the cheerleader/ schoolgirl look is a great suggestion.

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    Default Re: Has anyone worked while injured? Funny story.. :D

    no, but I once saw a girl with a leg cast go onstage with crutches, fling them off, hopped her way to the pole and started dancing.

    LOL, I couldn't help but laugh (the club was pretty dead) and she goes "Fuck it, gotta make that money." I was rolling

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    A girl in my club was remodeling her apartment when some ceiling plaster fell in her eye and she had to have a bandage. She put an eyepatch over it and allllll the customers were trying to pull it off or snap it b/cause they thought it was a costume! Haha. Poor kid.

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