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    Ok, well not super fat, ok not fat at all really but FEELING fat. My stomach is deffinately not toned right now. I'm on the verge of calling my stomach sloppy. I havn't cammed in 7 FREAKINS DAYS! My crunches don't seem to be doing anything, I HATE going to the gym, I was eating healthy for a while there and that went completely out the window this weekend... I'm in that mode where I am just feeling desperate. Usually I really like my body but right now I am just at that point where I want to save up for lipo and be done with it.
    I love my legs, I have FANTASTIC legs, great arms, a pretty good bum, but I HATE my stomach. I always have. It has always been the bane of my existance and the continual pitfall of my ultimate self-esteem. Sounds rather dramatic doesn't it? lol. But seriously, if I could have a tight toned stomach I would feel like my body is perfect (for me).

    So today I went out and did something that I had been toying with on and off, I picked up Hydroxycut Advanced, and a new bottle of Tonalin (obviously). That's right, desperate times call for desperate measures. And the crazy part is I'M A FUCKING WEIGHT LOSS COACH!!!! I motivate women EVERY SINGLE DAY to get their shit together, get off their fat asses and lose their weight with our weight loss program. But me? Fuck that, can't be bothered. How rediculous is that? I mean yeah I lost 13 pounds on our program but it turned me into a right cranky bitch, my boyfriend almost cried with joy when I ditched the program one night and ate spinach dip and beer after three weeks of "regulating myself".

    I don't want to get super skinny or anything (which is physically impossible with my genetic makeup, ghetto booty and 32H boobs, etc), but I DO want this stomach gone. I ate a bunch of crap today but starting tomorrow I think I'm just going to say fuck it and starve this weight off if I have to. I just can't handle this body image roller coaster right now. Ok by starve I mean fruit, veggies, lean protien.

    I want to have a better body for camming. And if the bf and I ever break up I want to have a KILLER toned body for escorting. I want to be prepared for whatever steps I may have to take in the future. Not end up breaking up then have to spend 3 months trying to get my body into HDH working order.

    The funny thing about my motivation is I say screw my health, I just want to be as hot as possible. I'm not doing this to have a "healthy well balanced lifestyle", I'm doing this because I'm bored and don't feel good about my body. I am fucking VAIN. I do not care.

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    It sounds like you're oscillating between eating 100% unhealthy and 100% healthy. Any way you could balance that out more? I know that's the obvious answer, but still...

    My advice: don't let unhealthy food sit around in your house. Keep healthy foods around. IF you have any cravings, then you must drive to get it, and you must only buy a single serving's worth of it. i.e., if you're craving chocolate, go out and buy a candy bar, but do NOT buy a 6 pack of candy bars 'just in case you get hungry'.

    ETA: Good luck with ze weight loss. It sounds like you need a change in lifestyle though...otherwise you'll just cycle between unhealthy methods of fat removal (i.e. diet pills, liposuction) and crash-diety methods. All you have to do is find healthy foods that you enjoy just as much as the unhealthy ones! And, you know, maybe exercise every now and then.

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    Girl I feel ya. I think we've all been there! I too hate working out, it is the worst chore ever to me. Also, a zillion crunches won't help you if your diet isn't supreme. Proper exercise is definitely always a plus but your diet is what will really flatten your tummy. Which is good news for me because I hate exercising more than I hate changing my diet.

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    I had a crazy bad eating day too, but tomorrow/today/Monday is a great day to get back on the healthy bandwagon. Good luck!

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    Ahhh Charlie I love you. I'm not going back and forth between 100% unhealthy and 100% healthy, I am actually pretty balanced I just feel like absolute shit today that's all. And all the honking and whistling when I was out doing errands only perked me up a little bit.
    I NEVER by the 6-packs of chocolate bars. We have a bag of oreos in the house and I havn't had a single one today. Actuallly today I've had low sodium chicken nuggets and strawberies. Balanced no, but I figure I would have one last day of "to hell with it" before I get back on track.
    I know exactly how to eat healthy and what my body needs to lose weight, I have just not been overly motivated this last week. I have in fact lost 2lbs this past week, it's just that my mind is not in the game.
    Also no matter what I say plastic surgery freaks me out (the process itself) so I would never get lipo, I'm just feeling pouty and lazy.
    So I'm just going to try the hydroxycut and tonalin along with regular exercise and healthy eating and hopefully it will speed up the results, because I just really want to feel better.

    P.S. Zinaida I love you babes, I'll message you later to chat.

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    Hey I'm in the same boat! Today started eating healthy again, so far cantaloupe and oatmeal.

    I find reading something about fitness and health will get me motivated again, or getting a buddy to go running with me. That way somebody else can keep my lazy ass in check!

    Does your man bring junk into the house? Mine does that, I'll be on a health kick and he'll come home with a bag of BBQ chips. I'm glad you can resist temptation! I'm working on that one.
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    I'm amazed at how much bodies just want to be pudgy. I constantly have to do maintenence via working out and not letting myself eat everything. It's not just you. It's challenging sometimes.

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    Thanks guys, I ate super healthy today. Just taking it one day at a time, now must go do crunches while still even slightly motivated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arialandre View Post
    Ok, well not super fat, ok not fat at all really but FEELING fat. My stomach is deffinately not toned right now. I'm on the verge of calling my stomach sloppy. I havn't cammed in 7 FREAKINS DAYS! My crunches don't seem to be doing anything, I HATE going to the gym, I was eating healthy for a while there and that went completely out the window this weekend... I'm in that mode where I am just feeling desperate. Usually I really like my body but right now I am just at that point where I want to save up for lipo and be done with it.
    I love my legs, I have FANTASTIC legs, great arms, a pretty good bum, but I HATE my stomach. I always have. It has always been the bane of my existance and the continual pitfall of my ultimate self-esteem. Sounds rather dramatic doesn't it? lol. But seriously, if I could have a tight toned stomach I would feel like my body is perfect (for me).

    So today I went out and did something that I had been toying with on and off, I picked up Hydroxycut Advanced, and a new bottle of Tonalin (obviously). That's right, desperate times call for desperate measures. And the crazy part is I'M A FUCKING WEIGHT LOSS COACH!!!! I motivate women EVERY SINGLE DAY to get their shit together, get off their fat asses and lose their weight with our weight loss program. But me? Fuck that, can't be bothered. How rediculous is that? I mean yeah I lost 13 pounds on our program but it turned me into a right cranky bitch, my boyfriend almost cried with joy when I ditched the program one night and ate spinach dip and beer after three weeks of "regulating myself".

    I don't want to get super skinny or anything (which is physically impossible with my genetic makeup, ghetto booty and 32H boobs, etc), but I DO want this stomach gone. I ate a bunch of crap today but starting tomorrow I think I'm just going to say fuck it and starve this weight off if I have to. I just can't handle this body image roller coaster right now. Ok by starve I mean fruit, veggies, lean protien.

    I want to have a better body for camming. And if the bf and I ever break up I want to have a KILLER toned body for escorting. I want to be prepared for whatever steps I may have to take in the future. Not end up breaking up then have to spend 3 months trying to get my body into HDH working order.

    The funny thing about my motivation is I say screw my health, I just want to be as hot as possible. I'm not doing this to have a "healthy well balanced lifestyle", I'm doing this because I'm bored and don't feel good about my body. I am fucking VAIN. I do not care.
    Well I'll trade your arms, legs and bum for my abs. I like my abs but I wish my bum was bigger and my legs very long. argh. I guess we women will never be happy. But at least you can do crunches to get abs.

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    ^Truuuuue, crunches I can do. Silly women, why are we never satisfed?

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    oh my god me too lol im a vegan but i have days where all i eat are veggie burgers and all i drink is vanilla lattes. my stomach is pudgy and i hatttte it. i like my ass and my boobs but i hate my stomach. so i feel your pain. also i know wht you mean about the camming i feel like the tiny girls make bank. my friend consistently makes more money at camming than me and shes super petite but to be honest im more attractive. (not trying to be bitchy but facts are facts) it makes me furious when i see plain girls getting mad tips just because thier genetic makeup is better then mine some of my skinniest friends down soda and doritos and never work out but i know i should stop complaining and just work out more and ill see results. just saying you are most likely beautiful! women are always hard on themselves

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    I have a friend like that. She can't wait to save fer life but she has amaaaazing genetics. She was a rail in highschool and then BAM sexy little sporty curves. Perfectly proportioned. Eats Little Ceasars pizza and A&W ALL the time. If the bitch wasn't my best friend in the whole world for the past 11 years I would have to kill her....lol

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