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    Default "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    this should be a no brainer but what kind of answer do you expect?
    and why ask in the first place?

    i normally say i do when im dancing with another sexy lady onstage.


    what are other questions you dont like being asked frequently and can someone please enlighten why you ask them too?

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    I think this is one of those obvious answers but as I read on here, SCs are a "fantasy" and if a guy asks you a question like this, he's looking for a fantasy answer...so it's probably a good idea to give it to him, right?

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    yeah but when it started and i said yeah i do then goes the whole

    oh you just say this for me to spend money on you its such bullshit......

    but if thats the answer then why ask?

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Just go with the flow. Don't let it get to you. Mr. Hyde is right. Guys go to the strip club for a fantasy. Think quick and tell them what they want to hear.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    "sometimes. sometimes really horny. depends on the customer. i think we should go find out."

    "for cute guys like you."

    "all the time. i have an overactive sex drive. you cant penalize a girl for that."

    etc


    Mr Hyde is right. they dont want to hear no. why? because men think with their dicks. so give them an answer that satisfies their dick, not their minds.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    ^Yes. Any variation of this is what they want to hear.

    My favorite is something like: You can't really separate chemistry if you have it .... it's just there .... so yeah ... sometimes I definitely do get horny ( while doing moves that make him think I definitely am horny right then ) .

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    I'm so horny right now answering this question....

    The question or assumption that bothers me the most is "do you feel like you have power over men being a dancer"?

    If you have money it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman because I'm a pretty decent sales person.

    It's pretty sad that men think this and it's probably because women get shafted in pretty much any career they choose.




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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    ^ Not to threadjack, but I do think that dancers have special "powers" over men -
    (1) sales people use many different tactics (i.e., logic, novelty, fear, insecurity, vanity, etc.), but dancers use seduction, which is a far superior skill of persuasion;
    (2) "sex sells" and grinding is as close to sex as you can get without having it; and
    (3) any time you get a man to think with his dick, instead of his brain, this has the effect of reversing tens of thousands of years of evolution of the male brain.

    I am an assertive dominant guy and a nightmare from hell to sales people,... but in the SC, I become submissive and an easy target for the right dancer. (Which is why I leave all my debit/credit cards in the car and only bring the cash I plan on spending for the night.)

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    I'm so horny right now answering this question....

    The question or assumption that bothers me the most is "do you feel like you have power over men being a dancer"?


    Having to listen to fuckwits all day long with lame questions like this must get old REAL fast. I don't know how you gals do it.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    "sometimes. sometimes really horny. depends on the customer. i think we should go find out."

    "for cute guys like you."

    "all the time. i have an overactive sex drive. you cant penalize a girl for that."

    etc


    Mr Hyde is right. they dont want to hear no. why? because men think with their dicks. so give them an answer that satisfies their dick, not their minds.
    So you can say that and it doesn't make guys too grabby?

    One of my favorites said something like "you know how much I like dancing for you right?" All I could think of to say was "well, um, I'm sure you like the money!". That was a pretty dumb answer even for my dick. But she was at peace with my dweebness so she just laughed.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    I had a dancer say to me one time, "whew, now that was intense" and excused herself to go back to the dressing room to freshen up a little.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    I've had a couple of "me so horny. wanna fuckee suckee long time" but I've never believed it.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    yeah but when it started and i said yeah i do then goes the whole

    oh you just say this for me to spend money on you its such bullshit......

    but if thats the answer then why ask?
    The intelligent guys won't ask such questions to begin with (they know the girls are there for money), and the rest...just showing their (lack of) intelligence.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Why on earth should I be aroused because you and your wife came into this club?

    Then I (or the loving wife) could explain that THAT is exactly the correct answer.

    Not that we would ever ask such a dumbass question.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    I'd be such a horrible stripper, there is no way i could keep myself from giving a smart ass answer to such a dumbass question. "About as horny as i get while taking a shit darling".

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Stupid people ask stupid questions. 99% of the time guys are dumb and have nothing more interesting to talk about

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    It is indeed an odd question.

    I would expect the dancer to ask "do I make your horny?" before I would expect a customer to ask "does dancing make you horny?"

    For the dancer to ask the question "do I make you horny?" is odd. Why get a dance otherwise?

    The latter is a far more interesting for it gets (somewhat) at the rationale for why the dancer is dancing in the first place! My favourite dancer dances because she loves being naked! Does that equate to being horny? I suspect not - she just likes not having clothes on!!! And if it does make her horny, so what? She is dancing for you. That is all. What business is it of yours whether she is horny or not?
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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Trem View Post
    I'd be such a horrible stripper, there is no way i could keep myself from giving a smart ass answer to such a dumbass question. "About as horny as i get while taking a shit darling".

    hahaha that sounds like me kindof. i wish i was good at telling people what they wanna hear

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    lol yeah I have to bite my tongue a lot!!
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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by lopaw View Post
    Having to listen to fuckwits all day long with lame questions like this must get old REAL fast. I don't know how you gals do it.
    A lot of customers tell me "I don't' know how you gals do it" and he is referring to just about everything in regards to dancing. UM it's not that bad, I like doing it (dancing and all that comes with it).

    Ok, now about that particular question, I got asked that question for the first time in my life yesterday ! (out of 1 year of dancing) and it was the last song of the night and I said haha no! Cuz it was the last song of the night and I no longer needed to make any sales. I usually don't get asked that question because guys are always thinking I'm horny during the dance, I act like I am and act like I am enjoying the dance myself and having a great time. I usually sometimes enjoy it when the guy kind of talks a little bit during the dance and has a sense of humor as well.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    I'll usually play along and feed the fantasy but I've had a number of guys get really persistent. Like, "Really, you can tell me the truth. I know this probably doesn't turn you on. Does it? I mean, ever?"

    Ugh! Seriously dude. Why are you insisting on the truth? Because if you ask me in all seriousness if I really want to fuck you, I'm not going to lie to you, and then the rest of the dance just sucks and YOU ruined it. Why do that?

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Stripper Hacks View Post
    "do you feel like you have power over men being a dancer"?
    how do you usually answer to a question like this?
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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    depends. if i know they have no money im not even gonna excuse myself from the conversation. if he gives u no reason to stay, just go.
    or get him caught out on his masculinity issues.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    A clever trick some dancers use is to say something like "if I do a few dances in a row, it takes me a while to get really aroused". Works good if you can back it up with some good faking.

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    Default Re: "so do you get really horny when you dance?"

    Quote Originally Posted by jessica_rabbit View Post
    I'll usually play along and feed the fantasy but I've had a number of guys get really persistent. Like, "Really, you can tell me the truth. I know this probably doesn't turn you on. Does it? I mean, ever?"

    Ugh! Seriously dude. Why are you insisting on the truth? Because if you ask me in all seriousness if I really want to fuck you, I'm not going to lie to you, and then the rest of the dance just sucks and YOU ruined it. Why do that?
    A lot of dancers have made a point of telling me that, because they are dancers or enjoy dancing, that doesn't mean that they like promiscuous sex or it's not against their morals. Which may very well be the truth. But it also allows them to pretend or say they are aroused without implying they want to fuck the customer.

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