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    Thumbs up Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    Hey from Missouri!

    Apparently on August 28th strip clubs will be all but banned here...

    I'm a 33 year old mom of two boys who just went back to stripping after a 12 year break!

    I love the forum and am learning a lot here (I could definitely use the refresher course!!!)

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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    Haha I like your style already. Good thread title. Welcome to SW...
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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    Welcome to SW! Are you near the state border where you could travel to a club outside the state lines?
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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    Thanks Djoser...glad to be here!

    @Kylea2, kind of. I'm about an hour and a half away from Kansas and there's a club right across the border that looks alright. I'm debating about whether to go ahead and try to get a job there to beat the Missouri stripper rush! As far as AR and OK go, I'm close to the state lines of each but, the strip clubs there seem to be more "inland."

    I don't know. I'm kind of bummed since I just started again and now I have to deal with this retarded nonsense!

    My ultimate dream is to save up for a BA, get my saggy office-ass in shape (the rest if me looks alright, surprisingly!), and move to Vegas. Or maybe Dallas or Portland. I'll be sure to keep reading the forum to figure out where I would fit in the best.

    Maybe I should take a pole (pun intended)--where should a 33 year old mom of 2 who just started stripping again go to get away from the oppressive Bible Belt?

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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    That's crazy, what prompted all of the stripclubs being banned?

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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    The story I heard was:

    "This exactly what happens when someone gets waaaay too zealous about their cause - in this case, tittie bars. Supposedly, this all started when Bartle was driving to Jeff w/ his little boy, who saw a billboard for some tittie bar along side the Interstate and asked about the image on the billboard.

    Instead of saying: "That's an adult business son, you'll know soon enough what that is...HEY, look, its a cow!"

    Ol' Matt gets all choked up and hot under the collar and can't find an answer for his boy-spawn about where boobs come from.

    Begin the legislative process now.

    Ban em.

    I don't have an answer for my lil' tyke - ban em all dammit!"

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    It's going to cost Missouri something like $40 million in lost revenue, jobs, and liquor taxes. So freaking lame and ridiculous.

    Thanks all of you Republicans for protecting lil' ol' me. I'm just a dumb girl who would only be used and exploited without your moral guidance. Barf.

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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    Quote Originally Posted by BeatrixKiddo View Post
    Thanks all of you Republicans for protecting lil' ol' me. I'm just a dumb girl who would only be used and exploited without your moral guidance. Barf.
    Bahahaha! That's awesome.

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    Default Re: Hey from the about to be "NO" Show Me State...

    This is so beyond painful... Well I guess it's really either travelling or camming for you darling.

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