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http://fhm.com.au/14-things-men-cant-resist.htm
i find its cute
for shits n giggles





apart from
1 vagina
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14 oh yeah and breasts
http://fhm.com.au/14-things-men-cant-resist.htm
i find its cute
for shits n giggles
Yeah, that's it. Throw in the ass too.
Dave Chappelle had a good bit about this once...it went something like this...
"I was in the checkout line at the supermarket the other day, and was reading the cover of one of those women's magazines. It had a story..."4 ways to please your man!....by ....some lady....and it was things like "learn about the sports he loves" or whatever.
Listen...here's the 4 REAL ways to please your man...suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich, and....don't talk so much."
Yeah the old "feed him, fuck him, shut the fuck up" rule. Words to live by. I'll vouch for the expensive shampoo one though, they smell so good!



ummm... hello... you left out the "while topless" part!
P.S.- I can do without the balls part. I don't even like touching my own balls. lol





1. shaved Vagina
2. firm breasts
3. bacon
4. bacon
5. bacon.
6. bacon
7. bacon
8. bacon
9. bacon
10. bacon
11. bacon
12. Cake.





does that mean if i wear a bikini out of bacon at the club i would totally bank?












I thought dancers make the bacon, not wear it. ;-)







Get your dick sucked right and you'll be hungry.





bacon attracts the dogs
and some canines like it too
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
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