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    Default 14 things men cant resist

    apart from

    1 vagina
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    14 oh yeah and breasts

    http://fhm.com.au/14-things-men-cant-resist.htm

    i find its cute
    for shits n giggles

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    Yeah, that's it. Throw in the ass too.

    Dave Chappelle had a good bit about this once...it went something like this...

    "I was in the checkout line at the supermarket the other day, and was reading the cover of one of those women's magazines. It had a story..."4 ways to please your man!....by ....some lady....and it was things like "learn about the sports he loves" or whatever.

    Listen...here's the 4 REAL ways to please your man...suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich, and....don't talk so much."

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    Yeah the old "feed him, fuck him, shut the fuck up" rule. Words to live by. I'll vouch for the expensive shampoo one though, they smell so good!

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    ummm... hello... you left out the "while topless" part!

    P.S.- I can do without the balls part. I don't even like touching my own balls. lol

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    1. shaved Vagina
    2. firm breasts
    3. bacon
    4. bacon
    5. bacon.
    6. bacon
    7. bacon
    8. bacon
    9. bacon
    10. bacon
    11. bacon
    12. Cake.

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    does that mean if i wear a bikini out of bacon at the club i would totally bank?

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    does that mean if i wear a bikini out of bacon at the club i would totally bank?
    Hehe...looks like it's already been done...and she looks quite tasty:




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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    1. shaved Vagina
    2. firm breasts
    3. bacon
    4. bacon
    5. bacon.
    6. bacon
    7. bacon
    8. bacon
    9. bacon
    10. bacon
    11. bacon
    12. Cake.
    That is the recipe for success.





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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    I thought dancers make the bacon, not wear it. ;-)

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    Quote Originally Posted by HailToTheBoob View Post
    I thought dancers make the bacon, not wear it. ;-)
    Ah yes, but multi tasking dancers do both.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    Listen...here's the 4 REAL ways to please your man...suck his dick, play with his balls, fix him a sandwich, and....don't talk so much."
    Who needs the sandwich?

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    Get your dick sucked right and you'll be hungry.

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    Default Re: 14 things men cant resist

    bacon attracts the dogs

    and some canines like it too
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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