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    Okay, I'm back, after having moved, what's the the silliest question or line a dancer ever asked you or vis versa. I've been ask what's my sign twice (didn't that line die back in the 70's?), weather I have a girlfriend or not (no right answer to that, unless your wife is bi and likes strip clubs), I've been told that she was my soulmate(yeah, okay, we just meet 30 secends ago haha), and that's just at the top of my head.

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    I always hated being asked my sign. I had a dancer friend who asked EVERYBODY that! She would then go on to tell the customer all about his "sign". I guess it's a way of making conversation. I was once asked if I "banged" (I'm guess meaning am i in a gang?). Had to be the dumbest question ever...it was so random.

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    I had a customer ask me my sign tonight and after I answered he said "well I'm a leo so I'll have to talk to you for 30 mins to get to know you before I have a dance"... not sure if he was serious or just being a dick, didn't stick around to find out.

    Man, I've had loads of weird questions, can't think of any right now...

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    "Do you want me to have your baby while you're still fertile?" Beat that.

    One was doing the whole "oh look at that titty I bet you want to bite it, look at that ass I bet you want to...." thing. After about 90 seconds she said, "you're really not into me taking dirty, are you?", and I said "well no not really". So then she just continued to give me a good dance without talking.

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    Lol well I had one guy offer to "donate" his sperm to me because he "made beautiful kids". He showed me pix of the kids and everything, told me I had about 5 more years to make up my mind while he was still young enough to father a kid. Lol!

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    I usually ask guys if they were a stripper what would their stage name be.
    That can probably count as a silly question. Catches them off guard though.
    I always get all kinds of hilarious answers though. Turbo, Brick, Ace, Stallion...just to name a few..lol

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    oh! I used to work with a girl who'd talk dirty and say some of the funniest shit, my favorite "I'd pork you till you turned into a pig then feed you nothing bacon you cannibalistic whore".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amareth View Post
    oh! I used to work with a girl who'd talk dirty and say some of the funniest shit, my favorite "I'd pork you till you turned into a pig then feed you nothing bacon you cannibalistic whore".

    I love this!!! I'm so going to make this my signature. Just got back from a grueling day at work and this totally made everything better.

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    yay! I'm getting sigged! Well, technically my friend is

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilbbaicnl View Post
    "Do you want me to have your baby while you're still fertile?" Beat that.

    One was doing the whole "oh look at that titty I bet you want to bite it, look at that ass I bet you want to...." thing. After about 90 seconds she said, "you're really not into me taking dirty, are you?", and I said "well no not really". So then she just continued to give me a good dance without talking.
    I actually like that, totally my type.

    As for stripper names, I problably give a funny reply like cinnamon [I'm not a red head though, Peppermint maybe.] Actually I once had a dancer ask if I wanted to dance for her, after she had done two or three lapdances for me, but I pussied out. Came as a surprise to me as I am little on the heavy/husky. [aka fat, but if went to the gym and ate better I'm buff up].
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    "What's your sigh" question always gets this answer:

    "Spring Mountain East Next Exit"

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I usually ask guys if they were a stripper what would their stage name be.
    That can probably count as a silly question. Catches them off guard though.
    I always get all kinds of hilarious answers though. Turbo, Brick, Ace, Stallion...just to name a few..lol
    That ones easy

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    A guy I was camming for said: 'You look so horny I bet your pussy is twitching underneath your panties'..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Amareth View Post
    I had a customer ask me my sign tonight and after I answered he said "well I'm a leo so I'll have to talk to you for 30 mins to get to know you before I have a dance"
    "Yeah? Well, damn, I'm an aries and I'm already bored with you." Walk away!

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    HI!!! I am that dancer that asks your sign or sometimes I can simply guess it I think it's a great way to get to know someone because honestly 85% of the time, it's right on. Ya dig??!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeakngEZ
    "Yeah? Well, damn, I'm an aries and I'm already bored with you." Walk away!
    lol, that's pretty much what I did

    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_
    I usually ask guys if they were a stripper what would their stage name be.
    That can probably count as a silly question. Catches them off guard though.
    I always get all kinds of hilarious answers though. Turbo, Brick, Ace, Stallion...just to name a few..lol
    I used this the other night and got "J-Ballz" as a response

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