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    I used to hang out with thes 2 ladies who I worked with at a clinic a while ago.
    Jan was older than me & Cleo and didn't do the club scene. Both of them drinked but I didn't. So we came up with the idea that on Thursdays (payday) we would go to the Tutwiler hotel bar and drink and hang out.

    We made sure we looked above classy! And every time we entered the hotel people would look at us like we were crazy! Jan and Cleo look like African supermodels (well Cleo was Kenyan) and I drew attention automatically because at the time I had no hair (like Alek Wek).

    We just assumed the stares was because we were black. So we made it a point to go more often and rub it in because we have a right to drink (and stunt with a glass of OJ) anywhere we want too.

    The Tutilwer bar was often empty (this was before the renovations) and there would always be 1 or 2 older white men sitting at the bar. They would just EYE BALL US TO DEATH along with the bartender or come over nevously to the table and ask "Are you lades paralegals?"

    WTH does a paralegal look like? The happened on at least 4 nights. When we told them we were not paralegals they would look all confused.."Oh.......you ladies look like paralegals....."

    One day I went to the bar alone and the bartended chatted me up (flamming homosexual, getting nosey) and said, "So you and your friends don't work as paralegals?" At this point I am tripping. I asked him was there like a month long law office job fair going on at the hotel! We work at a clinic! In the medical field. We never even considered working in a law office.

    The bartender busts out laughing and the gives me the scoop...."R u a paralegal" is an escort code phrase! I'm like WTF!

    He said he knew something was up when we didn't tip like the escorts did and that customers who didn't know would be very upset to see us instead of a group of blondes and leave. He mentioned that he was certain that my 2 friends where escorts because their mannerisms, speech, and dress was impeccable.
    I guess my fat azz drinking orange juice didn't give off that vibe, lol! They were always ordering fancy drinks or cognac straight up.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    I didn't know that was an escort phrase. I've never heard it.

    Just FYI, An escort doesn't look like an escort when she's out in the real world. A mid range/ high end escort is usually impeccably dressed, well mannered and very low key.

    If someone told you, you looked like an escort UNLESS you're in Vegas, They meant you looked like a hooker (Street prostitute).

    Seriously.

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    I'm thinking maybe the phrase was created by whatever group of ladies were working out of that hotel. I still didn't get how they didn't know who they were looking for, unless it just some ladies who were always there.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    soooo i dont get it...are you bragging that a whole bunch of people assumed you were escorts? escorts usually don't stand out, they fly under radar for a reason..i think he was coming out and calling you out as a whore- not a compliment

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    Lord, I hope the tone of my post didn't come off as bragging.
    We didn't take the revelation of how we were interrupting someone's territory as a compliment, lol.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    ^ Yup. Even escorts that sit in the hotel lobby and hustle men are very Low key for a reason.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    I think she was just trying to tell us that something interesting happened to her. Not bragging, just a "hey guys you wont believe what happened to me and my friends this weekend" girl chat kind of thing. And you have to admit, it was pretty funny because they were so clueless to what was going on.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    lol thats kinda funny to me.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    Someone really needs to grab "Are you a paralegal?" for their quote tag thingy.

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    Quote Originally Posted by Taylorgrrl View Post
    Someone really needs to grab "Are you a paralegal?" for their quote tag thingy.
    Oh I'm so on it!

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    Default Re: They thought we were escorts! Amazing, lol

    I got the message and I thought it was very funny. Good for you guys going out looking how you want and acting how you want. People will always assume differently so who cares.

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