I used to hang out with thes 2 ladies who I worked with at a clinic a while ago.
Jan was older than me & Cleo and didn't do the club scene. Both of them drinked but I didn't. So we came up with the idea that on Thursdays (payday) we would go to the Tutwiler hotel bar and drink and hang out.
We made sure we looked above classy! And every time we entered the hotel people would look at us like we were crazy! Jan and Cleo look like African supermodels (well Cleo was Kenyan) and I drew attention automatically because at the time I had no hair (like Alek Wek).
We just assumed the stares was because we were black. So we made it a point to go more often and rub it in because we have a right to drink (and stunt with a glass of OJ) anywhere we want too.
The Tutilwer bar was often empty (this was before the renovations) and there would always be 1 or 2 older white men sitting at the bar. They would just EYE BALL US TO DEATH along with the bartender or come over nevously to the table and ask "Are you lades paralegals?"
WTH does a paralegal look like?The happened on at least 4 nights. When we told them we were not paralegals they would look all confused.."Oh.......you ladies look like paralegals....
."
One day I went to the bar alone and the bartended chatted me up (flamming homosexual, getting nosey) and said, "So you and your friends don't work as paralegals?" At this point I am tripping. I asked him was there like a month long law office job fair going on at the hotel! We work at a clinic! In the medical field. We never even considered working in a law office.
The bartender busts out laughing and the gives me the scoop...."R u a paralegal" is an escort code phrase! I'm like WTF!
He said he knew something was up when we didn't tip like the escorts did and that customers who didn't know would be very upset to see us instead of a group of blondes and leave. He mentioned that he was certain that my 2 friends where escorts because their mannerisms, speech, and dress was impeccable.
I guess my fat azz drinking orange juice didn't give off that vibe, lol!They were always ordering fancy drinks or cognac straight up.



The happened on at least 4 nights. When we told them we were not paralegals they would look all confused.."Oh.......you ladies look like paralegals....
."
They were always ordering fancy drinks or cognac straight up.

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