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    I'm wondering, what dance has been the hardest to get through (or what customer)?

    So, I was having a bad night tonight. I had just $7 in my garter at the end of my shift and was miserable. I sit with this customer. We're getting ready for a dance and he tells me in a totally normal way, by the way, you can call me by my nickname "daddy". I was a little thrown by this, but he didn't say it in a pervy way and I was hoping it was nothing. Turns out he has a daddy/daughter fetish and wanted me to just say, yes daddy back to whatever he says while I'm dancing for him. It was a really bad night/day and I just wanted to leave with something so I sucked it up, shut myself off, and played along. It didn't get really dirty, but the whole concept disgusted me. I just hated it. The whole time I wanted to throw up. I normally get the fetish guys, but this one was the only one who has ever made me uncomfortable. (Added note, stayed for a longer shift and ended up making better money, so, yay for that at least.)

    Has anyone else ever done a dance that they just couldn't stand? What's the worst one?
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    The hardest was with this guy who had terrible fkn BO, who bought 15 dances with me. I had to keep holding in my breath.

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    This is going to sound really weird... but the worst dances I've eve done were for guys that I was very naturally attracted to; of course, I couldn't have them. I was at work, I do not bring my work home. They wanted me, I wanted them. I took my money, went into the dressing room for a few song's worth of mental cold-showers, and avoided them the rest of the night.

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    I have a regular who has been coming to see me for about 2 years, and I have never (and would never) seen him OTC. He CONSTANTLY begs and begs and begs me to see him outside of the club. It turns my mood every time. If he didn't drop $200 on every visit, I wouldn't even put up with him. But these are the hardest for me to get through. He already knows all of my moves, and he isn't interested in conversation = hell.

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    I've had a few dances that were hard to get through so its hard to say which was the hardest. The most recent was when I was called over by request. I've danced for women before but it was gross as hell to dance for a woman not wearing panties with a tampon hanging out. She kept saying "Don't pull my string. Don't pull my string." That's not something I'd even want to touch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysteriousMisty View Post
    I've had a few dances that were hard to get through so its hard to say which was the hardest. The most recent was when I was called over by request. I've danced for women before but it was gross as hell to dance for a woman not wearing panties with a tampon hanging out. She kept saying "Don't pull my string. Don't pull my string." That's not something I'd even want to touch!
    Oh jesus. Seriously???? I guess that's why they pay us the big bucks...cuz we put up with shit like that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka View Post
    The hardest was with this guy who had terrible fkn BO, who bought 15 dances with me. I had to keep holding in my breath.
    this. a guy i danced for smelled super rank, like rotten bologna, and kept trying to lick my neck (like he wanted to slurp it.) UGHHHHHHHHHHHH that was the worst dance i ever did. i left after that one, he wanted more but i was like HFISVGSCGJNDGKVLDCNKO GROSSSSSSS.
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    When ever you want to end things in the middle of a dance session just stop playing the game.

    Stop calling him daddy and what not and end it.

    But yeah I would be weirded out too. I've dumped a lot of high maintenance custys over the years to save my sanity.




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    Super Fat guys are hard to get through. I'm practically straddling their stomachs and they obviously can't be getting any sort of gratification from it. It's like heh ... *butt bumps stomach* You like that? Bahaha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    I have a regular who has been coming to see me for about 2 years, and I have never (and would never) seen him OTC. He CONSTANTLY begs and begs and begs me to see him outside of the club. It turns my mood every time. If he didn't drop $200 on every visit, I wouldn't even put up with him. But these are the hardest for me to get through. He already knows all of my moves, and he isn't interested in conversation = hell.
    Me too! Mine was in Friday... he spent the entire hour pleading with me. I rejected him about 10 times. When we weren't doing that I tried to dance for him just to fill up the uncomfortable silence. I wanted to shoot myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firewall View Post
    Super Fat guys are hard to get through. I'm practically straddling their stomachs and they obviously can't be getting any sort of gratification from it. It's like heh ... *butt bumps stomach* You like that? Bahaha!
    Bahahhahahhahahahhahhahah I know hwat you mean!
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    I think for me, it was when the guy started crying mid-dance. He told me, "this is such a beautiful moment, but I know it's not real". Uhhhh ok dude!
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    ^That's so hilarious/sad.

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    Smelly, fattie w/ webbed fingers like a duck. At a contact club Ewwwwwww!!!!

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    Hardest dance to get through? Any dance where I've had to fucking fight the guy off but hadn't been making anything that night so I put up w/ it, sometimes for several songs.

    Now I know better than to deal w/ overly-grabby customers, esp for more than one dance. I'd rather let them keep their disgusting rape-money. Any guy who has fun w/ making a girl suffer emotionally by sexually violating her is sick.

    On a slightly lighter note, guys w/ disgusting breath. How do they not have any idea? Doesn't their mouth taste funny?

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    Oh god bad breath dudes. I had this one sweetheart of a customer who wanted me to sit next to him and he wanted to put his arm around me and just talk while randomly shoving $1's down my bra or the side of my panties. Very gentlemanly about it and very nonchalant about the payment... but he always pulled me close and he had the WORST smelling breath ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilMissSophie View Post
    Me too! Mine was in Friday... he spent the entire hour pleading with me. I rejected him about 10 times. When we weren't doing that I tried to dance for him just to fill up the uncomfortable silence. I wanted to shoot myself.
    Yeeeesssss! Exactly!

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    Ugh, on the note of smelly and fat men, how about super sweaty guys? I hate it when they're really sweaty and then want to nuzzle you and you get all gross. BABY WIPES!
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    Ewww, I also hate the guys who direct the dances. They're like "Now turn around. Show me your pussy." etc. etc. It totally takes the 'dancing' out of it.

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    B.O. always makes my stomach turn. Those are the ones I always want to walk away from... especially B.O. on women. I don't though. I worked with a guy when I was younger who had a serious medical condition that caused him to always smell horrible. I figured he probably never had a gf or serious relationship & felt sort of bad for him. I'm a sucker when it comes to thinking that I might have a chance of brightening someones day - so now, no matter how bad they smell - I still dance for them.

    The other ones I hate... guys who try to touch me between the legs. I just kicked a guy out of a lapdance last week for that. I have very low tolerance for customers who think that just because they are paying me that they can touch wherever they want, whenever they want, & however they want.
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    ^ I danced for the most foul smelling girl. So gross. Another dancer did too and we were just grossed out ( this is not my fun lesbian customer, this is another girl ) .

    B.O. is gross, but I also hate the "slow movers". First they are slow to agree to a dance .... then they have to hit the atm .... then they slowwwlllyyyy pull the money out of their pocket instead of having it ready.

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    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    I agree with the BO comments. I cant stand it. Last time I had a guy with strong smokers breath and here they cant smoke inside at all.. As he was talking it was like he smoking at the spot. I hate smelling smoke and bo. One time I had a guy with bo I couldnt stand it.. it was my first day working as a dancer, thats why maybe I dont go to them anymore, that day stunted me so much. He was oily too gahh.

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    (Ahh.. dancing since '99, where to begin??)

    The very first lap dance I did, I had on a little cross charm on a necklace. I leaned forward in an upward sweeping boob in face- no contact way, the 'arm' of the cross hooked the guys nose and made it bleed. He pitched a fit and the managers made him pay anyway. I was like.. no its okay, im soo sorry, dont pay me.

    I had a long time regular who would pay me $$$ to sit with him. He would rub my feet-> knees -> thigh. Shoulders, arms hands. He never saw me naked or got a dance, ever. BUT, the whole time he would tell me all about his NINE year old daughter, Kendra. " This is how I rub Kendra's legs before she goes to bed... You look just like my Kendra... Kendra nad I ride bikes together... Youre hair is as soft as Kendras.." It was fucking creepy and sick and came SOOO close to the kind of shit I refuse to do. If I had to actually dance for him I would have refused the $$/customer.

    I was paid upfront for two 1/2 hour vips =$800. The guy seemed really normal going into it... The whole time he didnt want me to dance. He wanted to shit talk me. I tried to do the dance as distraction from talking thing, he would do shit like, grab me by the face and look in my eyes and say, " you're the ugliest person Ive ever seen, how can you stand yourself?" and more things like that basically degrading me for being a dancer, etc. Most of it I erased from my brain for my own mental well being. I only stayed because I really needed the $$ at the time. I didnt want to have to give it back, the management would have backed me, but I probably would have lost the $$ for the second 1/2 hour.

    One other... a club i worked at for many years has a mentally challenge guy unofficially work there as a goffer, etc. He was King Perv. sweatpants, basketball shorts, pointy boner, b.o., ohh baby. When girls couldn't pay thier house fee the manager would have you 'dance for dennis'. Girls would borrow $, sell shit, anything not to.

    I have soo many...

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    I'm going to leave out any of the sexually violating dances because I don't like reliving those.

    I'll be the first girl to mention extremely small thin guys. The kind that you straddle as much as you can flex and you still don't reach their lap. Their legs fall between your butt crack when you sit down. You feel like you're about to break them in half doing anything else. . . . And I'm not a small girl, so it makes things more difficult. . . .

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