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I really hope nobody gets offended by this.
I have three little angels from 8-1 yrs. I tell them Im a waitress/bartender. They are too young to understand anything else.
Having said that, I thought this was too funny not to share here.
I thought.. I should tell them I sell shovels!! (by the sea shore- I live at the beach, lol)
On a side note, one of my very good dancer friends has a two year old who gets upset when she leaves him at the sitters to go to work. She (brilliantly) told him she has to go, because she has to fight monsters at night so he can sleep safely.





I had a friend tell her daughter that she wears costumes for a living. (She saw her wardrobe trunk I assume.) So she told her she dresses up in costumes and dances around.
On my way to being the Bitch Goddess of your dreams... or nightmares.


That made my day lmao! I hope my daughter isn't drawing pics like that for school; She loves to draw![]()





Absolutely amazing, this just made my day!
that's too cute, (and i really dont like kids all that much) also the post about mommy fighting monsters at nite was really clever





Pure awesome! Thanks for posting!
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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Congrats to Pryce on doing some much needed tending in his garden!
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Haha thats cute! I saw this long time ago and had a good laugh





that is such a great reply to the teacher, too!
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"
haha! That is too funny.

I love this!! Very, very funny stuff!





LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO Love love love it!!!
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