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    C'mon, all you assmen out there. Would you buy a dance from her?



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    ok i know this question is not directed at me, but i am very impressed that she is able to hold herself up with her knees bent.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    ok i know this question is not directed at me, but i am very impressed that she is able to hold herself up with her knees bent.

    Lol, she's not. She's leaning on a stool...
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    lol ok nvm. i retract my statement. i didnt notice the stool obscured behind her gargantuan body.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    omg... lmfaoooo

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    Default Re: Would you buy a dance from her?

    She's a little too much on the voluptuous side for me.

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    ^^hey hey, shes not fat. shes just big boned.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    "I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it."

    Oh yeah...it's definitely big enough!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    ^^hey hey, shes not fat. shes just big boned.
    I'd go more towards "festively plump."

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    that's fucking revolting. Where the hell did she find booty shorts that size?

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    "I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it."

    Oh yeah...it's definitely big enough!
    She's big enough to store a bike and a SUV. She reminds me of one of the "curvy" (I gag typing that) dancers I once worked with.

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    Wooooooooow, that is just the nastiest thing ever! OMG!! If I curled into a ball, I'd be like the size of one of her buttcheeks. How the fuck does one even get that big? Eat small children for breakfast?

    Quote Originally Posted by daniella_maria View Post
    that's fucking revolting. Where the hell did she find booty shorts that size?
    Someone altered some lace curtains?
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    Quote Originally Posted by princessjas View Post
    Wooooooooow, that is just the nastiest thing ever! OMG!! If I curled into a ball, I'd be like the size of one of her buttcheeks. How the fuck does one even get that big? Eat small children for breakfast?



    Someone altered some lace curtains?

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    LOL!!! This is one of the many reasons I quit my old club...they were hiring girls like this that never should get on a stage.

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    Hahaha

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    Wow. There's a hefty lady...

    I lol'd at the altered curtains comment!!


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