C'mon, all you assmen out there. Would you buy a dance from her?
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C'mon, all you assmen out there. Would you buy a dance from her?
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ok i know this question is not directed at me, but i am very impressed that she is able to hold herself up with her knees bent.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





lol ok nvm. i retract my statement. i didnt notice the stool obscured behind her gargantuan body.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





omg... lmfaoooo





She's a little too much on the voluptuous side for me.





^^hey hey, shes not fat. shes just big boned.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it."
Oh yeah...it's definitely big enough!![]()
that's fucking revolting. Where the hell did she find booty shorts that size?





"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."
LOL!!! This is one of the many reasons I quit my old club...they were hiring girls like this that never should get on a stage.
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Hahaha




Wow. There's a hefty lady...
I lol'd at the altered curtains comment!!
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Ass by Charlie's Chicken n' Waffles.
Make up by the Avon Lady.
Lingerie by Crazy Bertha's House of Tents.
Photography by that guy barfing into a paper bag over there.![]()
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