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    I know a lot of people would disagree, but i really HATE when customers eat at the stripclub. Seriously...u couldnt have just gone to a restaurant or eaten at home? I think its ridiculous that stripclubs even offer food. I saw a guy the other night eating dinner right by the stage as he stared at the girls, wiping his greasy hands on his napkin and sauce off his mouth.......i almost puked. yeah i get the "well this club really does have good food..." bs, but im sure there are far better restaurants than the SC.

    It usually inconveniences me, how can i dance for a guy while hes eating a fucking steak? Thats like saying "wow this porno has got me so hot right now....i think i could go for some chicken." I even worked for a club where some people only came for the food. it was infuriating bc they would eat, not buy dances, then leave and go to the other club where the girls did more for their money and buy dances there.

    Ok, maybe appetizers at the most, but eating a 3 course meal? It just grosses me out. I dont even like eating in the club, i make sure i eat before i go to work, or maybe a snack in the DR if i had to but def not on out on the floor.

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    Default Re: i hate food in the club RANT

    I rarely see customers eat. More often than not, it's the dancers that order up the food. They make us work 8 hour shifts with no breaks, so we have to eat in between sets. My club usually offered appetizer type stuff but the chef would sometimes have meal specials like baked potatoes, steak, meatloaf, that kinda thing.

    It doesn't bother me when I think of it like that. The kitchen's there more for the dancers than the customers, but available to the customers if they'd like.

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    i agree its annoying, especially when the after dinner rush becomes dinner time. some come in to eat and then buy dances, but some come in to eat then leave. it can be nice though, because if you have CRs you can often get a custie to have dinner with you in the CR while getting paid.

    also when i am left with no choice but to hustle customers eating dinner (im not very courteous, i dont care if they are eating i will hustle them) then i ask them when they are ready for dessert. tends to work on them. but i agree, im not a fan. maybe they should start having the resturaunt in a separate room? and a guy eating a greasy meal by the stage? gross... hah i would start criticizing his manners probably .
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    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: i hate food in the club RANT

    Never worked in a SC that serves food, think it's pretty much an American thing, but I can totally understand how frustrating and gross it would be, you'd just KNOW they're gonna try and put their greasy hands all over you too, plus I'd imagine the kinda guys that go to a SC for food wouldn't have the best table manners, I think if I was try to dance and saw a guy chewing with his mouth open or eating with his fingers I'd be completely put off. Sorry you have to put up with it!

    Yeah... glad no clubs I've worked at serve food and most have let the dancers order take away and it in the dressing room if we want.

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    I'm not the biggest fan of food in the club either! Although the Rouge in So cal has some really awesome food! Lol.
    I like Athena's idea of eating in the CR with the custy, next time I'm at a club with food I may just try that. I was always afraid to bother a custy while they're eating, but then again, it IS a strip club so I guess they should expect to be "bothered"!

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    Default Re: i hate food in the club RANT

    Food is an unnecessary distraction from guys buying lap dances. I never buy sc food because it's always overpriced, so I could care less. Although I worked at one place with a free buffet that was awesome!
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    Personally, I prefer clubs that offer high end dining. If I have the option of which club to work at I'll take a place that serves food over a place with no food pretty much 80% of the time. I'll opt for a place with high end meals over places that serve things like burgers & fries almost 100% of the time.

    I find that places that serve food often attract a lunch & dinner crowd, & men who tend to spend more money. I don't mind the whole "dinner & a show" thing. I do think it tends to attract more couples as well, which I'm good at selling to.

    Plus, I often get free meals out of it. Although, at places like Hustler Club in San Francisco where they served the yummy goat cheese fries that can also mean I'll sit around getting fat when the customers aren't in. Lord I miss those fries!
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    It never bothered me either way, except for the guys who only came in to eat. This reminds me of a funny story. I have this very religious friend who saw an advertisment for "steak dinner". My friend had no idea this was a strip club because he's never frequented one (he's VERY religious, a virgin until marriage, etc). So anyway he walks in thinking it's a steak house until he sees it's a strip club! I'm not sure if he stayed or not but the idea of him at a club makes me laugh and I tell this story often to people.

    I once worked at a club that had buffet lunches. Get this, they would offer it free to the customers but dancers had to pay. I remember once being hungry and considering getting something to eat. I was new and just assumed it was free to everyone. I found out I'd have to pay so I declined. Several other dancers were new and also assumed it was free so they got plates and found out at the end of the night they had to pay something like $20 more for the buffet! Ridiculous. One club offered food at a discount to employees, including dancers so that didn't bother me.

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    Another bonus, most of the time the food served by clubs is healthier than the food the house moms bring in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    Food is an unnecessary distraction from guys buying lap dances. I never buy sc food because it's always overpriced, so I could care less. Although I worked at one place with a free buffet that was awesome!
    Mine too! Food is definitely bad in the club..we're not supposed to "bother customers" when they're eating..so, if guys are eating off the free buffet (only at certain times, which sometimes, has yummy fruit. otherwise..ick) we're not supposed to ask them for tips after stage, and they certainly don't want to talk with food in their mouths anyway. Guys come in for lunch, or whatever, maybe have a drink and leave. Pathetic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    Another bonus, most of the time the food served by clubs is healthier than the food the house moms bring in.
    although still not healthy. i still cant believe that all the house moms in TX seemed to bring in nachos or pastries or donuts though. im like 'do you really want this place to be full of fat strippers?'
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^^

    I dont understand this either! And my house mom seems to get offendedish when I don't eat her donuts or taco bar... My ass is giant already.

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    lol! its gotta be a tx thing. man, if i was the house mom id be bringing in vegetables and tofu lol. and to any complainers: "you bitches need to be healthy and be in shape!"

    but then again, i suppose that they want to spend less on food and the cheap shit they bring in doesnt cost as much. but i would tip the house mom more for a healthy meal for the principle of the matter and because i would actually eat it.

    i remember seeing burritos once. hah good thing it was a big club, otherwise girls woulda been fartin all up in there and it would have smelled bad all night!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    The whole free buffet thing is bullshit because it attracts a ton of cheap guys.

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    ^i think for dayshift it is a good idea though since otherwise dayshifts are slow. or for after hours.

    but during night shift its stupid. unless the club is really struggling for business.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: i hate food in the club RANT

    I feel that eating in a strip club is gross but at the same time, if you're hungry enough, you'll eat.

    There are times when the housemom may not have what you want or in some cases, a housemom may not even be on duty. So its nice to have food available to you if you need it bad enough. Its especially nice if you can get a customer to buy it for you. The clubs I work at don't do the buffet thing. They have menus so we have the choice of eating something healthy or something fattening.

    As far as customers eating, fortunately the ones I've had know to clean their hands after eating. If a customer is having a good time, the last thing you want is for him to leave. Its great when he can stay put, order chicken, steak or whatever, and continue to help you make money in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harlequin_Phoenix View Post
    The whole free buffet thing is bullshit because it attracts a ton of cheap guys.
    The one club I worked at had that problem. The guys would come in for the free buffet (did I mention it was free admission too?), order a drink, then leave. Most dancers resented it because of that. So basically they are getting more from it than the dancers, who had to pay to work there and pay for the buffet.
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    OMFG guyz, we have this thing in the south called Cafe Risque... it's like a strip club for truckers that's like a Waffle House. No alcohol... just lots of grits and waffles with naked pussy 11 inches away!

    I stopped in one out of curiosity on the way back from a road trip. I. will. never. work. there. Despite claims of girls making good money there, just no. Never.
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    I worked in a club that sounds like exactly like that. I didn't make much money there at all.

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    SOMETIMES sometimes (did I mention in a fucking blue moon sometimes), a custie ordering food is an indication to me that mula is not a problem for him. My club has good lunch specials on steak (sometimes free), and if he ignores that for the Lobster or Steak Tartare, I'll even sit with him for free while he eats just in case he wants extra dessert. This issue has made me lukewarm on the food-at-the-club factor. Sometimes I hate the fact that cheapo's just come for free steak and fries and then bounce out. But the free steak and fries are offered on friday before 1, which is when our dollar dance party is, so even though I think I lose money before that, I can make a quick 100 in a few songs on a busy day.

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    --Lol I'd always wondered about those 'cafe risque' places, the billboards are everywhere down here. I couldn't imagine it being anything more than a truck stop strip club. It makes me think of the word, 'lot lizard', for some reason...----

    Maybe some clubs serve food because they are only legally zoned to work as a restaurant. Perhaps by offering food they are making a loophole in the law that says that bars that serve alcohol can *not* have exotic dancers, but there's no law on the book that says that a restaurant couldn't have live nude performances...

    Also it fulfills a man's basic need for food, sex and alcohol. what more could he possibly want?!

    This is an interesting topic, and it is one that I have wondered about since I have danced for years but I do not have any experience with this - I have not worked in a club with food, and I probably would avoid it all together.

    I might not have experience with it, but several posters here brought up some good points about the dancer/food experience. First of all you are competing for attention with food. It would be hard to talk to a customer if he had his mouth full. How can you sit close to them while they are eating? That would just be strange. What about those guys who come in just to eat, then leave, thinking that the 'entertainment' is free? I guess there are some benefits, like free dinners and things like that, but overall I wouldn't think that food would be of any benefit in the club

    BUT, one club that i worked at was next door to a pizza place, and a customer would often order a few pizzas for everyone in the club, on some nights. There were just a few girls, and less than 10 customers in that club at any given time, so it was a small club, and 40$ would pay for a lot of pizza! Usually in places that I have worked at, when the dancers eat in the club, its break time, no one is dancing or making money then.


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    I actually like that they sell "snacks" I've noticed the guys are as stupid drunk (disrespectful, getting daces and realizing theyd already spent all their money ect.)

    That and it keeps customers from leaving because theyre hungry.

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    I love that my club serves food! We don't do a buffet, but we have a menu. It actually helps out with business, especially on dayshift. A lot of guys claim to "stop in for lunch" but they usually buy dances right afterwards. There are a few guys that really are only there to buy lunch/dinner, but there's less of them than guys who just come in to sit and stare for free. .

    As for their gross, greasy hands after they eat...I've never experienced that, and from what I've heard from the restroom attendants at multiple clubs I've worked at the guys hands are pretty gross anyway. Apparently the majority of men here don't wash their hands after using the restroom. Yuuuck.

    But I've never seen anybody eating their food by the stage. Gross. That would piss me off too.
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    I think it's kind of unsanitary. Especially when the club is really divey, I couldn't imagine eating food in a shit hole. I remember Chris Rock's stand up when he said "tater tots and titties don't mix!"

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    I thought i was the only one who hated food in the strip club. The only time i was ok with it was at cheetahs in NYC where they served sushi on the girls. Eating a full course meal at a strip club is like going to the laundromat for the free TV
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