One of the craziest things I've seen recently was this girl snorted a full fat line right off the stage that a custy laid out for her, on a fairly busy night. Somehow no one on the staff said anything to her as far as I could tell.
One of the craziest things I've seen recently was this girl snorted a full fat line right off the stage that a custy laid out for her, on a fairly busy night. Somehow no one on the staff said anything to her as far as I could tell.
-I saw a guy come out of the Vip but naked touching himself waiting or his next girl to walk in.... he had a 1 inch btw.... frkn hilarious
-Girls getting ate on stage
-nasty girl bleed on stage
-a guy get suker punched at the bar by a girl who said he didn't wanna tip her
-I also seen the granny panties thing on a granny stripper lol idk shee was maybe 50's
-some girls wig fall off
oooh a girl was soo drugged up she was sitting by the bar by herr self dozed off and hit her hear str8 down on the bar
same grl I did a VIP with that shooted up in the room/ freaked me out because I never seen someone actually do this lol


omg where do ya'll dance at??? dang...![]()
At the time this was the first club I ever worked at in Miami south part/ small club very known for ish like this to happen lol





Last year, I had my period by surprise...on stage. Some customers saw it and threw the money they had and left (about 55 bucks overall). No blood fell on the floor nor the pole, but I thought it was funny; me jumping off the stage (in those 8" heels) and then rushing to the bathroom to clean myself.
I left that club and never came back. However, one of the managers called about three months ago wanting me back (he said I was the only one who spoke proper English and was actually legal, hence they needed me back to look legit).
BTW, this was at a dive (hint, is on I-35, near UT Austin, and the Fiesta supermarket).



A girl peed puddles on stage..twice...front and back of the stage
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to indulge in it...
~I have no roots. I stay away from groups and communities. I wander, an itinerant lone wolf. I have nowhere to go back to. I either burn the bridges or keep walking. I never look back. I detach and vanish. In my mind, I am not human. I am a machine at the service of a madman that snatched my body and invaded my being when I was very young~


I have horrible motion sickness. I started work at a new club not knowing about the poles. I went to spin around the pole thinking it was stationary, nope, it was a greased up super spinner. I'm not sure how I was able to hold on but I puked on stage.
I watched a girl on stage get into a argument with a guy at the tip rail. She squatted down, pulled out her tampon and dropped it in his drink.
Admire her if you will, but imitate her never, said the parents to the enamored children.





Not too crazy but...Ive seen two girls do a show together with a dildo...The sad part is when the girl was using the dildo on the other girl, the whole club started smelling like rotten fish aka stank pussy. It was a small club so I'm sure people could smell it. I was watching and I could see customers turn their heads like wtf is that smell!! I don't know what happen after that cause I went to the back to do a self check to make sure I was fresh lol.



i have seen some crazy stuff, but my all time craziest is the girl who put an orange road cone in herself onstage
she brought it out on stage and straddled it and lowered
wrong wrong wrong!!
i am still scarred
An audition who was sucking on a cigarette lighter like a lollipop probably 50 years old, size 20, meth face from indiana, wearing an american flag bandana as a top and black granny panties. Then said "Ya'll are looking at me funny. I don't like these bitches" was sucking on the lighter the entire time of her audition.
Then there was the girl who purposely took her wig off on stage and made a whole dramatic scene about it, asked a customer fetch it for her(he didn't), then threw it on the ground when she got off stage. The floor host picked it up (poor guy) brought it into the dressing room asking who's it was and she was like, " OMG ITS MY WIG THANKS ****"
0.o





I saw a girl that got ripped off for 160 in dances kick the guy in the balls lol. He was wearing a cup, so she then did the same to the floor guy at least half a dozen times. I didn't like him, but I still felt bad for him. Saw a girl run out of VIP naked with a mouthful of semen go into the bathroom and spit in into the sink while I was in there chatting with a really nice female customer. Classy! Really pissed me off cuz the customer got so freaked out that she and her boyfriend left two minutes later. I'd been making great money off them til "BJ" ruined it. Saw several girls doing lines of coke off random parts of a toilet. Saw a girl so high she didn't zip her bag and dropped money all over the dressing room. The worst was a drunk girl pushing me into a bathroom stall and attempting to perform oral on me. She wasn't cute and it was hardly the place.


A girl smacked a college guy in the face, then all his friends proceeded to line up to get hit by the girl on stage offering pretty big tips.
A group chucked quarters at a girl on stage making it "hail". She ended up crying in the dressing room, then leaving.
Momo




It was a really slow night and there were only two customers, who didn't tip any of the dancers. One girl got up on stage, walked to the front and stared at them, with her hands on her hips until they tipped her.
I saw another girl who, in the middle of her stage... I guess the drugs kicked in because she yawned, curled up on the stage and fell asleep. The manager had to wake her up and almost carry her off stage.
There was yet another dancer who didn't like the fact that the DJ played hip hop for her after being told several times not to. Rather than dance to it, she got on stage, leaned against the pole and flipped off the DJ for the entire three minute song. Ok... I admit it. That one was all me.
I saw a bald girl rip her wig off and throw it as a customer from about 20 ft off the ground... Freaked all the guys out biiiig time. Probably the funniest thing I have ever seen.
And more dudes with their wieners out during bachelor party things on stage than I care to admit.
ok heres my contribution off the top of my head:
1.the most horrendous thing i saw was a drunk guy running up the stairs to dance on the pole,at the same time a very tall and scary bouncer wearing all black materialises out of a wall and off to get that guy,the running guy gets distracted and smashes his face right into a pole,gets disoriented then falls unconsicous…they call the ambulance and remove his body from the stage,blood everywhere…the cleaner gets up on stage to mop that blood but it takes just forever…the guy mopping the bloody water in circles…i think i got an emotional trauma from all of this
2.the most unpleasant thing was to see a stag show where two girls pulled the guy's pants down very low to whip him with his belt but he wasn't wearing any underwear…his cock was just hanging down very sadly and the show went on with everybody behaving like if he was wearing underwear…customers cheering,clapping and girls smacking his ass with a belt etc.It made me feel sick and like a girl like me shouldn't be in a place like this lol
3.the most random thing that happened to me was when i was performing on stage: i was wearing very heavy stripper mules and as i flicked my leg flirtatiously one mule came off so violently and fast and flew through half of the club narrowly missing a big group of customers sitting together on a couch with a lot of dancers and banged so badly against the wall! the dj stopped the music and the waitress went to investigate and a couple of girls got me my shoe,then the dj thanked me for my show and everybody clapped.I didn't know what to think of all this,was a bit shocked as i never embarrassed myself on stage except my first ever audition 5years back…went to offer people dances but they couldn't stop laughing,called me Godzilla and said they're too scared20min later my business went back to normal and people moved on.Still think i was more surprised than embarrassed if at all,surely this stirred peoples boring night right?
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Had one of our girls fly off stage last night when swinging from a cross bar. She's lucky she landed in a chair and not on the tile floor lol. All captured on our surveillance cameras lol. Wish I could get a copy it's hilarious lol.


There was a girl on stage last night fingering herself and then licking and sucking her fingers any time someone tipped her.
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