I may at times sit on a regulars laps but I know they are a paying customer!

I may at times sit on a regulars laps but I know they are a paying customer!



I've never in my life seen a top earning/ classy stripper sit on someone's lap for free.





Me personally, I think that it appears trashy & says hey there, I'm giving up my time for free. I'm to be taken advantage of. I always looked down on dancers that I saw sit on laps for free. It buys nothing but wasted time & energy!
"Alot of people are afraid to say what they want, that's why they don't get what they want"~ Madonna
"Respect is a dying art"
"Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box"
Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I prefer to sit next to them because it's kind of awkward talking to them while sitting on their lap, but if seating is limited, I will sit on their knees and do a quick hustle. If they get feely I charge them and leave. Grabby guys try to get grabby no matter and I don't do dances with them. I've had many more instances of them grabbing while I'm standing by the bar than sitting on their laps. At least if I'm sitting on them I can twist their arm or stomp their foot or something.



This is exactly what I say. Or I say "Sure, let's go" and start walking to the lap dance room. If he doesn't follow, oh well.
I do not. sit in laps. for free.
I will sit in laps in the lap dance room and not dance and get paid for it. Why would I sit in laps for free on the floor? No. Girls do it at my club but I just don't like to do that. The guys seem to always try to touch my butt or just chill there.


This makes me soo angry!! To think about all the money I've lost because of thisAnd guy after guy asking: Why wont you sit on my lap? Everyone else does..."
I see so many girls at my club basically getting groped and molested multiple times every night, getting absolutely nothing from this guys...But they keep doing it! they screw things up for the rest of us, and spoil good potential customers that had previously thought,(rightly thought) that they would actually have to
*spend money* in order to get any kind of attention, much less contact;
Just think of how much more we would all make if every dancer just refused to sit on laps for free, or talk forever for free...God this is so frustrating![]()




I used to sit in customers laps. Now I know better. It's strictly talking for about 30 seconds and any contact is one way (me to them). It makes it clear that if they want my time or to have me in their lap they need to compensate me. I know I'm right about this because I make way more now with a quick and short hustle than when I sat with customers hoping to win the lottery or giving out free feels ( sitting in their laps).
Also being direct works. Who the hell says it doesn't? Duh! Oh you want me in your lap? Let's do a LAP dance! You can't be a scary meek successful stripper. You can look that way maybe but bust out the claws or you get nothing. I laugh at people who ask me to just relax or have a drink or any other bs line of "give me free company." I don't make deals with peasants.





ROFL I <3 this ^^^^ I don't make deals w/ peasantshahahaha I'm totally using that line at work from now on
"Alot of people are afraid to say what they want, that's why they don't get what they want"~ Madonna
"Respect is a dying art"
"Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box"
How are you all getting close enough to hustle customers without sitting on them? Do you squat? Do you kneel? Are your clubs standing room only? I seriously don't understand the logistics here. Do you have huge couches where you can sit next to them?





"Alot of people are afraid to say what they want, that's why they don't get what they want"~ Madonna
"Respect is a dying art"
"Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box"



^Most clubs have chairs that the customers sit in so you can pull one up and sit next to them? Honestly, what?
Well, if you're fortunate enough to work in a club where the logistics support you not sitting in laps, then more power to you.However, in my club the chairs are not big enough to be shared nor are they designed to be moved easily, if there's even space to move them to.
I think this just highlights how dynamics change from club to club. Where I work, the classy, professional hustlers who bank are the ones sitting in laps, while the "Wanna dance?" girls are flitting from guy to guy without sitting down.




Unless you buy a table where I work there isn't really anywhere to sit. There are some couchs but as soon as a customer sits they are asked to purchase drinks. This certainly works in my favor. The only way a client gets to sit is if he drops hundreds on bottle service or drops money on dances. Yes yes yes! I also stop people from groping me when I approach them. Wanna stroke my ass while we talk? NOPE! Buy a dance! I also slap away stupid assholes who try to go for my tits before I even get a greeting in and walk away. Those bastards are never worth expending energy on. Same goes for stage. The only time a client should be touching me is when placing a tip in my garter/bottoms etc. they don't get a personal show for a dollar. Customers have to be trained they have to pay for play and dancers need to stop giving away they product they sell for free. Pretty simple.
Sometimes the "wanna dance" girls are making more than your classy girls. And "wanna dance" girls are professional hustlers, too. It's not always as it appears. And sometimes guys take their grandma out for dinner if they want classy and throw hundreds of dollars on girls being ratchet and throwing their tits in their face so hey.
Last edited by lokikola; 02-10-2015 at 02:07 AM.
I think you're misinterpreting my post. Of course professional hustlers come in all shapes and sizes. It's like a jungle where pythons, jaguars, and crocodiles are all apex predators despite their differences. My point was that professional hustlers can also be lap-sitters, depending on club dynamics. That was in response to other posts above saying that classy professional girls would never ever ever sit in a lap for free, when in my experience, they often do.
sometimes there's not enough chairs and I only do it for my regulars and big tippers!
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