I can't vouch for the veracity of this story, but I was talking to a friend of mine from Santa Fe. Last night a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head was masturbating on her front porch. Alarmed she called 911. The operator followed standard procedure, it seems. Maybe a little too much. The dispatcher asked if she could please describe any distinguishing characteristics about the suspect, as well as clothing. This was after she told the operator about the unclothed suspect. She was asked to describe the paper bag in more specific terms.... Jesus. I got a good laugh outta this. Anyone have any crazy 911 stories?



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