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    Default Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    K so I know no customer belongs to anyone. But I have a really good regular. We are very close. Anyway last time he came in I wasn't working due to my surgery. I knew he was going in with a bunch of friends whatever, no drama. I see him finally this week and he tells me a "funny story" how my "mate" put it out there. She just point blank asked him to take her home. WTF??? This girls knows that he always comes to see me. When he declined (hes married and sooo not like that) She says, "well do you have something going on with anyone else from here" or something along those lines. I know he wouldn't lie about this and I can kinda see her saying it anyway.

    I know he doesnt belong to me or something but geez...

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    Most strippers are insane so what do u expect.

    I would be more shocked if she didnt ask actually.

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    ^^^Somebody piss in your cheerios this morning?

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    Lol this stripper is not insane. She's very responsible. Owns a couple businesses. A really good girl. I guess she was probably just horny but geez! Some respect would be nice. It's gonna be hard for me not to say anything but the last thing I need is drama.

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    Quote Originally Posted by zeke View Post
    Most strippers are insane so what do u expect.

    I would be more shocked if she didnt ask actually.
    Why are you here? Every other post is about how you think strippers are crazy, or how they're whores.

    I think you may have stumbled across the wrong site. On here, we LIKE strippers!

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    Nope....i said some chick had a nice ass in another thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeke View Post
    Most strippers are insane so what do u expect.

    I would be more shocked if she didnt ask actually.
    yea we are... BWHAHAHAHARHARHAHRHARHR OOGGA BOOGA :

    -flails arms wildly while running around screaming nonsense and soliciting customers for sex-

    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Quote Originally Posted by athenathefabulous View Post
    yea we are... Bwhahahaharharhahrharhr oogga booga :

    -flails arms wildly while running around screaming nonsense and soliciting customers for sex-

    i knew it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by zeke View Post
    Most strippers are insane so what do u expect.

    I would be more shocked if she didnt ask actually.
    your a jerk --->

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    I do have to say the austin powers trilogy on bluray looks phenomenal.

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    Link doesn't work.

    I'm so insane that I use generalizations about groups of people that are completely unfounded and untrue.

    If you can show me scientific evidence that 'most' strippers suffer from some form of insanity, I'll STFU. But I highly doubt you can prove in a factual manner that the majority of dancers are paranoid schizophrenics.

    mens sana in corpore sano...

    Keeping with the original intent of the thread, yes I have had this happen to me as well. Only once though. Girl danced for him earlier in the evening and was desperate to keep him interested. Ah, insecurity!
    On my way to being the Bitch Goddess of your dreams... or nightmares.

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    I thought most females in general were insane... ??? ....
    Licky like a tangerine


    .... Yea I said it!!!

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie_tinydancer View Post
    Lol this stripper is not insane. She's very responsible. Owns a couple businesses. A really good girl. I guess she was probably just horny but geez! Some respect would be nice. It's gonna be hard for me not to say anything but the last thing I need is drama.
    really, i thought it doesnt happen here?

    .......whoooooo?

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    Anouk... I'm not gonna say who but it wasn't like an extras offer. She just wanted to bang him... For fun. I told one of my friends about it and they said she just gets like that when she's drunk. I guess I don't have to break her knee caps. Hehe. I don't blame her. I think he's a good sort too. I was having a possessive stripper moment.. Bad stripper!

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    Default Re: Another dancer asked my customer to shag her

    i guess a sexy lookin regular is a rare thing these days. still wouldnt man-hunt at work, it has all sorts of fail written all over it.
    btw have you got your implants yet? havent seen you for awhile

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