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    Default Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    PapillionLuvr & I are traveling together. One of my headlights was getting dim, & we got pulled over not once - but TWICE within 24hrs! The second time was after pulling the late night shift - so the sun was about to come up. Needless to say it turned into being my first time in a police car.



    Just kidding, we didn't get booked! Ugh, not the most flattering photo, we take what we can get.

    He did ask me to step out of the car though to make sure I wasn't under the influence... then after 15 minutes of chatting gave me his phone number. By the time I got back to the car PapillionLuvr had fallen asleep!

    He was nice enough to let us use his car for a mini photo-shoot though!



    Moral of the story... that hot girls getting out of tickets seems to be true!

    Although, I will say it's the first time that's ever worked for me after a few silly traffic tickets - like not using my turn signal in the turn only lane.
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    lol I love you guys. You christened his patrol car!
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    Toooo cute!!!

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    Default Re: Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    You should have at least got a spanking for that.

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    ^^^ Oh trust me, we have a few naughty photos... they just aren't being posted!
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    That is freakin adorable!

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    Hahha damn.. Thats cute and funny!

    Was he a hot policeman?

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    lol looks like u girls had fun
    xoxo

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    WTF aren't the cops in my area this cool!
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    .... Yea I said it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kisca View Post
    Was he a hot policeman?
    All I can say is that I think I have a new found fetish for cops in uniform!
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    What a hoot!

    My Mom, a red head, and enhanced it with henna until the day she died, was stopped many times and didn't get a ticket. Even into her 70's.

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    ^^^ That's impressive! You should post a photo of her.
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    ^^^ Fat chance!

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    Default Re: Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    PapillionLuvr & I are traveling together. One of my headlights was getting dim, & we got pulled over not once - but TWICE within 24hrs! The second time was after pulling the late night shift - so the sun was about to come up. Needless to say it turned into being my first time in a police car.



    Just kidding, we didn't get booked! Ugh, not the most flattering photo, we take what we can get.

    He did ask me to step out of the car though to make sure I wasn't under the influence... then after 15 minutes of chatting gave me his phone number. By the time I got back to the car PapillionLuvr had fallen asleep!

    He was nice enough to let us use his car for a mini photo-shoot though!



    Moral of the story... that hot girls getting out of tickets seems to be true!

    Although, I will say it's the first time that's ever worked for me after a few silly traffic tickets - like not using my turn signal in the turn only lane.
    well you already know my thoughts on the Pig(s)..

    either way, i still think the photos are hot .
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^^^ Awww... you didn't even give him a chance! LOL

    'Tis okay... he's nice though. He knew upfront he wasn't going to get anything... I made that EXCEPTIONALLY clear.

    Remember our "toy" conversation? Find me something/someone fun & I'll stop while I'm ahead!

    I'm starting to feel like a huntress on the prowl. This could be bad...
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    Default Re: Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    I thought this was going to be about keeping your boobs perky!

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    ^^^ LOL I was sort of making it a play on words.
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    Lol. Adorable.
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    Default Re: Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    Too cute...and the stuffed animal in the window made me giggle a bit

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    DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!

    What a way to get out of a ticket



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky13 View Post
    Too cute...and the stuffed animal in the window made me giggle a bit
    He actually has them all over in his car!
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    Default Re: Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    I'm sorry who was taking those pics. The cops?




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    Default Re: Keep your up your "headlights" ladies!

    I got directed here from the Batman vs ChuckNorris thread
    and the picture of y'all in your stripper clothes in the back of the cop car made me LOL so hard I think I woke my house host up :o

    awesome post!

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    So cute. I would never try it but looks like fun.

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    Oh I totally forgot about this! It's still super cute!

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