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    I thought this would be a good idea to help some ladies here and be fun for me. Since we're online and there's a certain level of anonymity I can be very honest. I've always been honest to a fault so I think I'm a good candidate to host a thread like this.

    A few quick things about me. I'm 32 yrs old. I work from home, so this thread will hopefully be a nice distraction for me during the work day. Without getting into too many details I'm a pretty average normal guy I would think. I'm very outgoing and make friends easily. I think I have good insight into what most guys are thinking.

    So here's the question, have you ever wanted the brutal God's honest truth into what your bf/husband/or just guys in general are thinking? Well I can't tell you exactly what they are thinking, but I bet you I have a much better idea than you do.

    So ask away ladies!

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    Oh God. Seriously?

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    Girls, all guys only want three things; sex, a Bologna sandwich, and to watch a ballgame. But not specificly in that order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleDJ View Post
    So here's the question, have you ever wanted the brutal God's honest truth into what your bf/husband/or just guys in general are thinking? Well I can't tell you exactly what they are thinking, but I bet you I have a much better idea than you do.

    So ask away ladies!
    Really...and what qualifies you to think that you know more about what a guy, a total stranger to you, may be thinking than his wife would?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast tan77 View Post
    Girls, all guys only want three things; sex, a Bologna sandwich, and to watch a ballgame. But not specificly in that order.
    This is sterotypical thinking. I have no interest in bologna, and baseball is a bit slow for my tastes.


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    Hey. This guy is really sweet. He sent me a message earlier and it made my day Give the guy a chance! he seems pretty insightful.

    I have a question-
    Why do men cheat?
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    ^^^ Because they can. Seriously, just this weekend I had a guy that was trying to hook up with me because he wanted something on the side. He totally loves his wife... he just wants a second woman. There might be other reasons, but really for some of them its just because they can.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    ^^^ Because they can. Seriously, just this weekend I had a guy that was trying to hook up with me because he wanted something on the side. He totally loves his wife... he just wants a second woman. There might be other reasons, but really for some of them its just because they can.
    Lol. I figured it was something so simple like that. Men are simple creatures.
    I thought it might have something to do with their big fat ego and their tiny penis.
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    I actually have a question. A legitimate one. As a woman I know I get pretty picky about what lotions and oils go on and inside my body (ie using jojoba or olive oil, and I like using coconut oil for lube). Do guys get particular about what they use for their J.O. sessions? Like do any guys do the same thing we do and say "No Jergens for me?"

    I've honestly been curious about this, so don't stone me.
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    yoda,

    I'm not qualified, but the only thing I'm claiming is to answer every question I'm asked with complete honesty. How many ladies can say their husbands/boyfriends/male friends do that?

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    Why don't guys wash their hands after taking a piss?

    I wouldn't tell a man I know more how women think or that I have a better idea. I only know how I think. Everyone's different.

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    Spankie55,

    Thanks for the kind words

    Hmmmm.... why do men cheat? This is a tough one. From personal experience I've never "actually" cheated on anyone. One time however, I did myself in the laundry room of my friend's house in my boxers with a girl from work in her bra and panties doing some heavy lip locking and letting our hands go where they please. Just as things were about to go to the next step we both looked at each other and kind of had that what are we doing look in our eyes. Next thing I know she picked up her clothes and ran to the front door. She had a boyfriend and I had a girlfriend we didn't feel anything for each other so I'm glad it didn't go any further, so I don't have to feel like more of an asshole than I already do over it.

    I let myself get into that situation b/c I felt my girlfriend wasn't being honest with me. When we met she told me she was "seperated" from her ex husband. I'm going to sound pretty dopey here, but I believed her when she said they had filed for divorce and the papers would be coming within a few weeks (hey I was only 23). She wouldn't always pick up her phone, and wouldn't always agree to meet up with me, some times for days on end. I finally put things together when I tried to come over to her place and she yelled at me on the phone not to. So I guess it was a pre-emptive strike I thought she would cheat on me so why not beat her to the punch? I just didn't have the heart to go through with it.

    Other reasons I've heard from friends are...

    "I just don't have it in me to break up with her". This guy was more of an acquaintance than a friend, but just a wimp overall. So it actually didn't surprise me.

    "What she doesn't know won't hurt her" Just some meathead I use to work with that felt like sharing his personal life with me that day, I guess. I think for some guys it is as simple as Kylea2 has said. If they think they can get away with it they'll damn sure try. I also think a part of that has to do with what you said too, they have a big ego and think you'll take them back no matter what.

    "I'm not in love with her anymore" Believe it or not I heard that from an old married friend of mine I use to work with. I was really shocked by that, b/c he had kids and a family and started dating some chick at work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christany View Post
    I actually have a question. A legitimate one. As a woman I know I get pretty picky about what lotions and oils go on and inside my body (ie using jojoba or olive oil, and I like using coconut oil for lube). Do guys get particular about what they use for their J.O. sessions? Like do any guys do the same thing we do and say "No Jergens for me?"

    I've honestly been curious about this, so don't stone me.
    hahaha, wow time for me to be completely honest about myself. I thought I might get this question or some variation of it.

    by and large this isn't a topic alot of guys are comfortable talking about with each other. like you won't hear a guy say hey bro have a good masterbation session last night? Like if I a guy said something like that to me I might think he's gay. When I have heard friends of mine mention it I think they were trying to be funny. One guy said he got desperate and masterbated with sunscreen and another with purell. They might of just been saying it for comedy's sake tho.

    Personally, I'm a Lubriderm man. I have a particular kind of lubriderm I buy which is more oil based. And yeah I wouldn't really use anything else. When I was in junior high though and didn't have my own lotion I'd pretty much just use whatever. Spit, Mom's lotion, vaseline, or worse yet no lubrication. LOL, I guess if you have boys that age buy them their own bottle of lotion or you might notice your own lotion is running out faster than it should be.

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    ^^^
    lmao. see, I like you already. Sunscreen? Haha, I'd be like wtf Coppertone? Thank you for your honest answer. I'm in a feisty mood today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by newbieblue View Post
    Why don't guys wash their hands after taking a piss?

    I wouldn't tell a man I know more how women think or that I have a better idea. I only know how I think. Everyone's different.
    Ew, gross!

    Well I have a bit of an OCD complex so if anything I wash my hands too much. But yeah I bare witness to countless violators in the men's room. I would say the number is quite high actually. Maybe as high as 67% of guys don't wash their hands at all or give it the 2 second splash under the faucet and then grab a paper towel and they're on their way. Which is why after I've washed my hands I hold on to the paper towel so I can open the door with it.

    If I had to venture a guess I would say it has to do with why little boys get so dirty playing and little girls almost never get dirty while playing. I personally would think nothing of playing a game of tackle football in the mud and then getting in my car to drive home. Good personal hygiene habits don't come natural to most guys. I wish I could explain that better, but maybe the best explanation is why we grow up going outside and getting dirty all day playing in the yard and it just sorta carries over to adulthood.

    But yeah wash your hands, thats foul.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christany View Post
    ^^^
    lmao. see, I like you already. Sunscreen? Haha, I'd be like wtf Coppertone? Thank you for your honest answer. I'm in a feisty mood today.
    my pleasure. this is actually more fun than I thought it would be. I think I might be the most talkative guy I know. Alot of my friends make fun of me and say I talk more than a chick. I definitely get that from my Mom.

    Anyways, hopefully I'll get some more questions.

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    Ok here's a question!

    When I'm at work, I get a lot of custys saying "Oh you're good" OR "You're really good at what you do" while I dance for them, or sometimes even just flirting

    Does this mean that I am good, or are they being sarcastic, like they can see through my hustle?

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    bluelight,

    I would literally translate that to mean "you're hot". I don't think there's much more to it than that. Most guys are aware the girls are "hustling" them, but its like faking an orgasm. Guys all know girls fake orgasms, but we couldn't tell you exactly when its happening.

    So if they're saying you're good it either means you're hot or I think you're hot and I think you're a really good dancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast tan77 View Post
    Girls, all guys only want three things; sex, a Bologna sandwich, and to watch a ballgame. But not specificly in that order.
    I don't give a damn about sports or Bologna sandwiches....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast tan77 View Post
    Girls, all guys only want three things; sex, a Bologna sandwich, and to watch a ballgame. But not specificly in that order.

    Umm.. I wouldn't date a guy that ate bologna sandwiches. I hate bologna with a passion. The smell alone would make me hurl!

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    If you just started talking to (aka dating) a guy, what's the best thing to do to fuck with his head and knock him off his game, or mess with his confidence level? There are a few guys right now I am talking to, and all three of them are a little cocky, they need to get knocked down a few notches. One of them was begging me to come over last night but I just kept giving him ambiguous answers and finally just ignored him, so today I will be all apologetic and tell him how much I can't wait to see him. The other two I have been kind of ignoring, only responding to 1/3 of their texts/calls, but it seems that this is pushing away one of them, and I don't want that. I also randomly send them sexy pictures. I just want them in the palm of my hand. So what's the best way to fuck with their heads and make them want me more?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleDJ View Post
    yoda,

    I'm not qualified, but the only thing I'm claiming is to answer every question I'm asked with complete honesty. How many ladies can say their husbands/boyfriends/male friends do that?
    That's wonderful but pointless. Yes, the anonymity of the internet gives you the option of brutal honesty with total strangers about general topics...

    For the record, that's most of what goes on here every day!
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    ^ LMFAO! SO effin true Yoda!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MiracleDJ View Post
    bluelight,

    I would literally translate that to mean "you're hot". I don't think there's much more to it than that. Most guys are aware the girls are "hustling" them, but its like faking an orgasm. Guys all know girls fake orgasms, but we couldn't tell you exactly when its happening.

    So if they're saying you're good it either means you're hot or I think you're hot and I think you're a really good dancer.
    Thanks! I get so paranoid about being see through sometimes.

    May I turn the tables for a sec, and be totally honest to you about what females think or do? I NEVER fake orgasms. SO, to say we all do is just not true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kylea2 View Post
    ^^^ Because they can. Seriously, just this weekend I had a guy that was trying to hook up with me because he wanted something on the side. He totally loves his wife... he just wants a second woman. There might be other reasons, but really for some of them its just because they can.

    WINNER!!!

    Many guys make up stories to justify this in the clubs. Oh my wife is horrible, we never have sex anymore, it's just about the children now, blah, blah. IMO most of that is bullshit.

    The truth IMO: they just want new (and maybe younger) parts to play with.

    Personally I never saw the point in creating a cover story, but I'm probably more shameless than many.

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