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    Default Strippers protest church

    http://www.dispatch.com/live/content...e-another.html

    It's always nice to see the tables turned on crazy religious freaks, although i don't see how hot strippers in bikinis outside a church will do anything to hurt attendance.

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    Default Re: Strippers protest church

    I think it would be awesome if they strippers put on hoochie stripper clothes and went in to the church for their services...lol...and put stripper bucks in the offering plate. Handed out coupons for free cover charge to people going in, and put them under their windshields. Put up a tent across the street and offered free bikini dances to anyone on Sundays, done out in the open.

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    Good for them. I hate extremists of any kind, especially religious extremists that try to call sex workers victims. The state says we have the right, as adults, to use our talents for the manner we have chosen to--so fuck off buck-o.
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    Lmafo!
    I think that's fucking awesome.
    "they're just mad because their wives won't let them come to my club".... That's probably the damn truth too.
    I would like to visit that club if I'm ever in Ohio.

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    ^^^ I can see the IRS auditors smacking their lips from here !

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    You're so right about that
    If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.


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    LOL!

    god bless ohio.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    LOL @ "the other 6 women that work there" PO-DUNK!

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    I think it's great payback. I was reading what the church did, and those should be criminal acts, such as posting license plates online and videotaping. That's scary and it's about time strippers fought back.

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    ^^^^^^
    Agree!
    "Strippers are like pet tigers. They are nice to look at but they are not for everyone."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I think it's great payback. I was reading what the church did, and those should be criminal acts, such as posting license plates online and videotaping. That's scary and it's about time strippers fought back.
    Easy, that’s the First Amendment you are messing with.

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    Athena, wanna take a trip to Ohio?

    That church has been protesting the club for 4 years... they were lucky that the club owner & staff were patient for so long. I think they had it coming to them!
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    In that case, I'd like to see a link posting the license plates and video tapes of these people attending church. Imagine the hypocrisy they'd experience when they notice their tithes and attendance decrease. Paparazzi and invasion can work both ways....
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Fucking hillarious. Way to go girls!
    Exotic dancing is like any other job.
    If you work in an office, you wear dress shoes and a suit.
    If you work in a restaraunt, you wear skid resistant shoes and a uniform.
    If you work in a strip club, you wear 7" stilettos and lycra g-strings.

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    Interesting how the pastor talks about right and wrong.

    Hmmm....harassment, that's wrong.

    Sounds exactly like my neighbour. Today the fat bitch threw a empty pop can at my head calling me a "nappy headed whore". When I called police they would do nothing about it (would not even come out).

    I had done nothing, all I was doing was getting the mail from my mail box. One time she had approached my landlord stating that she is a Christian woman and that my "lifestyle" was offensive to her and that she would do everything in her power to run me off the block and out of town.

    I do identify as a Christian myself, but I don't identify with the behaviours of many christian people.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde View Post
    put stripper bucks in the offering plate.
    Brilliant !! And mark them with blacklight ink so you can recognize the ones that have been cycled through the church.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OJenni! View Post
    Interesting how the pastor talks about right and wrong.

    Hmmm....harassment, that's wrong.

    Sounds exactly like my neighbour. Today the fat bitch threw a empty pop can at my head calling me a "nappy headed whore". When I called police they would do nothing about it (would not even come out).

    I had done nothing, all I was doing was getting the mail from my mail box. One time she had approached my landlord stating that she is a Christian woman and that my "lifestyle" was offensive to her and that she would do everything in her power to run me off the block and out of town.

    I do identify as a Christian myself, but I don't identify with the behaviours of many christian people.
    I'm sorry you have to deal with that kind of shit. That's unreal to me. In my neighborhood, people mind their own business. I'd say every single house on my block consists of a different lifestyle. From traditional hard working Catholic Mexicans, quiet Chinese Buddhists, Jamaicans who practice some sort of cool voodoo/hoodoo (they're my next door neighbors, they're awesome)... as for what people do for a living here, that varies greatly. From legit, to... not so legal. Everyone just minds their own business, makes their living, and surprisingly enough, gets along. As many gripes as I have with my hood, there's so many more reasons why I adore it.
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    I read this out loud to everyone around me, we think it's awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OJenni! View Post
    Interesting how the pastor talks about right and wrong.

    Hmmm....harassment, that's wrong.

    Sounds exactly like my neighbour. Today the fat bitch threw a empty pop can at my head calling me a "nappy headed whore". When I called police they would do nothing about it (would not even come out).

    I had done nothing, all I was doing was getting the mail from my mail box. One time she had approached my landlord stating that she is a Christian woman and that my "lifestyle" was offensive to her and that she would do everything in her power to run me off the block and out of town.

    I do identify as a Christian myself, but I don't identify with the behaviours of many christian people.

    I would have knocked that bitch out! What a cunt.

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    Bet the police would come out then. I'd burn her house down..... opps
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I would have knocked that bitch out! What a cunt.
    She is a bitch. Damn fat one too....

    I would never do anything to her or her property, although I have thought about poking holes in the bottom of that damn boat that has been sitting in her driveway (never moved) for 4 years. But nah... I had a little fun and called the city health department regarding the stagnant water on the top of the boat (it was literally rusting water). Having stagnant water around here is considered a health hazard and one can get fined if it is found on one's property. Its a breeding ground for disease and west nile virus.

    She likes to play those stupid "call the city" games on me so I returned the favour.

    She has called Animal Control on me and wrote me a nasty letter saying they will take my dogs away. LOL. I then called AC myself and found out that they CANNOT take animals away from people, only fine if the allegations are found to be true. And guess what? I have YET to receive a FINE from them! Why? Because when AC showed up here and saw that all is well and that none of the so-call complaints about my dogs exists! According to AC I had "five sickly and very thin dogs that bark all the time 3-4 hrs a day on the property which is never cleaned of feces". They would not tell me who made such a complaint but I know for sure it was her (she left me a note on my door saying AC was coming to take my pets away).

    When AC arrived they were greeted by me and my 3 city licensed HEALTHY dogs and city licensed HEALTHY cat. I showed them around my house (to prove there are no "hiding" pets), where I keep the dog food and my last bill from my vet. We went in to the feces free yard (which I never let the dogs use as I fear one day bitch will poison them) and I told them I walk my dogs and NEVER let them use the yard. They laughed and said "well we must have the wrong address! But please understand we do have to come out on every complaint".

    Oh and all this stems from her apparently finding out what I do for a living and the fact that this is all offensive to her christian lifestyle! Keep in mind I have never said WORD to this bitch (I have never even said "how are you today" let alone tell her what I do for a living).

    Oh and according to her she also thinks my friends who sometimes come over to visit are my "clients" and that she is going to see to it I am charged with running a brothel. LOL. My landlord told me all this and asked her, "if you really think she is seeing men in the house then why haven't you called the police?". BTW my landlord is on my side and has experienced her nasty ways first hand. Before I moved in he lived here and he told me that she would call the city on him for false reasons, call him a jerk and even kick things at him. Once, right in front of me, she walked right up to him and called him a trash talking loser (yup she provoked it all).

    He has politely asked her and her son (who owns the house next door to her) not to come on to our property and not to go in to our mail. Heck we had the police over once and they told her that if she comes again she will be charged. But that did not stop her, one time after the warning she got within a few inches of my landlords face and it looked like she was gonna knock him out! I called police and they told me that unless she punched him they would not come out! Yup even after she violated the "no trespassing" warning!



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    The more I read the comments on that news site, the more I think "damn, that must be the church my neighbour attends".



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    Damn! Well, all that stuff she does to you is because she is SO BOTHERED that you're a stripper. You don't have to say anything to her because it so deeply troubles her. So if you really want to get on her nerves leave a thong in her lawn or walk your dogs past her house while wearing a short skirt and fishnets.


    Anyways..... Does anyone know if the strippers are protesting on a regular basis or just for that day? I kinda want to write them fanmail.
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    kinda sad how these old bitches have nothing better to do with their time than pry on neighbours and hold grudges and bad intentions. imagine all the dog sweaters that coulda been knitted in that amount of time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by K Sweet View Post
    Damn! Well, all that stuff she does to you is because she is SO BOTHERED that you're a stripper. You don't have to say anything to her because it so deeply troubles her. So if you really want to get on her nerves leave a thong in her lawn or walk your dogs past her house while wearing a short skirt and fishnets.


    Anyways..... Does anyone know if the strippers are protesting on a regular basis or just for that day? I kinda want to write them fanmail.
    LOL. I would love to walk by her front lawn wearing a bikini walking my dogs.


    From the sounds of it they are protesting on a somewhat regular basis-Sunday morning church



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