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    Default Re: You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.

    "im not like the other guys here...." (right, you're a special sweetheart with tight abs, cooks, sensitive, a pornstar in bed, and a FAT wallet) yet i still get the 1 dollar tip and questions about what else he can get for a buck.

    this one bugs me because he's IN the club already, yet he's not that kinda guy!

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    I already talked about ripping the bill out of a shitheads mouth in another post .. But yeah.... When one cheapo did the clentch the single buck in teeth bullshit I just snagged it with my hand ripping about 5 inches of the bill off and leaving him to enjoy one inch of his dollar left in his teeth. It was a dark moment and not sexy.

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    This makes me feel a lot better. I've literally heard a version of every single one of those lines before. Men are so unoriginal..

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    Quote Originally Posted by harleigh hellkat View Post
    ohhh yeah! The 'make her earn it' line. Fuck you. ::grabs dollar:: this ain't burger king and you can't have it your way.

    yeah some guys just love playing poke the bear. I had to stop myself from breaking that dude's nose. Probably would have been an improvement though.
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    ^OMG yes!!!! Sooo using that

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    Default Re: You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.

    the funny thing is they think theyre the first ones to come up with it too.

    [my rant from previous posts about being hungarian:] oh you from hungary? are you hungry? hungry jacks is down the road BAHAHAHA........ and wait for me to laugh. at this point after hearing this several times a day for 10 yrs i lose interesest in their money and do my best to avoid them as long as i can.
    second one, after hungary question: OHH thats like near russia! you speak russian right? youre not hungarian, you look really russian. dont lie to me youre russian arent you. then starts to rant misinformation about communist empire and austria-hungary etc

    hi im jim whats your stage name?

    what am i gonna get? work for it first, then maybe.

    i dont do dances but i would love to take you to dinner

    whoa look at your sexy long legs, youre not gonna fit in my porche, we have to take the yacth instead!

    you know im starting a new bar in brisbane [im from sydney] and we are looking for good looking energetic young people to bartend, and would pay you better than this dump and provide accomodation! i dont see why you would stay when im offering you the job of your dreams!

    [points to my monroe] is that real? -yeah its a real piercing - oh wow it looks like a beauty spot -yeah thats kinda the point-

    if i take you for a dance can you buy us some drinks?

    were still deciding who to get for this private show but youre def on the top of our list. maybe you should show me what were gonna get.... flash me your nipple. go on were about to book you for a show!

    i spent so much money on you and youre not even gonna give me your phone number?

    no im not gonna give you money. but why dont you sit here with me for the rest of the night so i can teach you how to make more money and point out people who might want to spend money on you.

    i dont see why i should book a show with two girls because you like to play with other girls boobs. if you love it so much why dont you just do it out here for fun, like no ones watching?

    theres no way her boobs are real. you know her are they real boobs?

    why should i give you a tip if youre gonna be naked anyway?

    so how is a private show different to the stage? -tough shit buddy its exactly the same except its gonna cost you 90bux-

    wow youre the hottest girl here. you must be making a lot of money. no no i cant buy private shows im only here for my friend.

    are your boobs real? -if i had fakes, dont you reckon i woulda gotten bigger ones?-

    youre only sitting here coz im paying you to. youre just after my money

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    youre only sitting here coz im paying you to. youre just after my money ... LOL i fucking LOVE that one. like way to open up the convo with a attitude like a bitch.

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    especially if it followed a two dollar tip on stage and a standard drink ^

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    Default Re: You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.

    "How about I do a dance for you and you pay me?" Okay, grow some tits and we'll talk.

    "You can drop the act, because I just want to know who you really are, you don't have to act around me like you do with other guys." And you think you're special, WHY?
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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post

    hi im jim whats your stage name?

    why should i give you a tip if youre gonna be naked anyway?
    That first one is terrible because you can tell he's going to be an impossible customer. Those guys are usually the ones who refuse to play the game.

    The second one, to me, is hurtful. I don't hear guys say that often, but it really does hurt. Because it forces me to admit there isn't much I can do to stop guys from oogling my naked body for free sometimes.

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    ^ I still will sometimes explain how clubs work .. I pay a house fee... I drive 3 hours.... Ect when they say that or if I see them sitting forever and not tipping. It probably does little good but I bet it occassionally gets through.

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    Come on you can do better than that.

    What is your favorite way to take this? *single dollar*
    Then I swipe it out of his hand and say, "Like this..hahahaha" Later loser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post

    hi im jim whats your stage name?
    This annoys me, I tell him he's ruining the "stripper mystique!".

    what am i gonna get? work for it first, then maybe.
    FUCK YOU BUDDY! I cannot stand this one. I am working, that's why I'm sitting with your loser ass. You obviously need that dollar more then i do.

    i dont do dances but i would love to take you to dinner
    and you think that's going to pay my bills? what the fuck would our conversation be like...

    whoa look at your sexy long legs, youre not gonna fit in my porche, we have to take the yacth instead!
    as i see you drive off in your '89 honda.

    if i take you for a dance can you buy us some drinks?
    are you fucking kidding me?

    were still deciding who to get for this private show but youre def on the top of our list. maybe you should show me what were gonna get.... flash me your nipple. go on were about to book you for a show!
    bitch i ain't workin for free. you gotta pay to see this perfectly sculpted nipple of mine

    i dont see why i should book a show with two girls because you like to play with other girls boobs. if you love it so much why dont you just do it out here for fun, like no ones watching?
    fuck you. fuck you. now im getting frustrated just thinking about guys saying this...

    wow youre the hottest girl here. you must be making a lot of money. no no i cant buy private shows im only here for my friend.
    see i hate you bastards that come in for the pool table, affordable drinks, and the free show.

    youre only sitting here coz im paying you to. youre just after my money
    and you're here to pay me. you chose to come here buddy, you know the deal about these joints.
    "Here get this dollar with your pussy baby" puts one dollar on his nose.
    NO.

    When they ask personal questions - where i went to school, where i live, my "REAL" name.

    "How much do you weigh?"

    "WHOAAA I MIGHT HAVE TO DIVORCE MY WIFE FOR YOU...If i cant do that i'll just lock you in my basement and only let you out to fuck you!" Thanks for the special treatment.

    "Come on baby just a feel...Let me touch it...show me that pussy!"
    "Sorry, i don't do that." "but come on, i'm not like every other guy!"
    Apparently, you are.

    "I'm broke, sorry but can you give me a free dance since i have a nice car and was honest?" NO.
    "Fella's my manager would like to remind you that while enjoying your private dance the only thing that should come out of your pants is some greenery for the scenery."

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    Default Re: You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.

    Any and all variations of: "You gotta work a little ha-dah for this dall-ah"

    I've heard that so many times that its utterance instantly turns me into Jaded Stripper and I whisk away to find someone else.

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    I hate when guys say "You're too pretty to be here". If im so pretty, STFU and get a freakin' dance uggggh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post




    why should i give you a tip if youre gonna be naked anyway?

    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post

    The second one, to me, is hurtful. I don't hear guys say that often, but it really does hurt. Because it forces me to admit there isn't much I can do to stop guys from oogling my naked body for free sometimes.
    i agree, this one stings more than most.

    if someone said that to me while at the stage, unless it was packed with a bunch of other people who were tipping, i would probably be like "oh yea? " and refuse to get naked. especially if it was at a nude club, freeloaders at the stage bother me so much more when i am nude vs. when i am topless.

    also if the chairs are wheely chairs i will sometimes push them away from teh stage. or if they have a hat i will throw it on the ground a few feet away and tell them to fetch it (this is my new favorite one).

    if i am already undressed and they are the only ones at the stage i have no issue with getting dressed on the stage. some girls on here say its tacky, but i dont care. management might yell at me later, but they can bite me. im very much so a treat customers as they treat me type of girl.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    i was gonna post a thanks for that. in Ga there was a minimum of 5 bucks on the stage before you get topless. so if its dead and you only make 4 bucks on stage, no clothing comes off.
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    ^^I like that rule!!

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    i get hurt when they do the bit about "i dont wanna a dance heres a dollar for you to go away" it just validates that im not sexy/good looking or w/e. it always stings.

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    I always take a button up shirt, like a men's dress shirt, either in black or plain white near the stage with me at all times. When the customers are being like this, and depending on my mood I guess, I just go over and put my button up shirt on and sit at the pole and stretch, watch tv, whatever. I'm not breaking any laws so I don't care what tacky rules the club might have.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    "Girl, you go make yo money. I don't buy no dances. You go make yo money.""
    haha. i fucking hate that one. Like he's being such a "gentleman". "It's aaight baby i understand the game, y'all are working hard trying to make your money, I respect y'all females doing this, go make yo money." And doesn't tip a single dollar on stage or buy a single dance. If guys really "respected" us trying to make a living and acknowledged that we "work hard", why would they not tip us?

    Don't they realize that's like telling a waitress "I know you're working hard to make a living, hope you make some serious money today!" and just getting up and leaving the table without tipping? Seriously, how is this any different?

    Or...

    "Nah I don't want a dance but I'm gonna 'take care of you' when you get up on stage. I'm gonna hook you up"

    And they tip you one. fucking. dollar.
    Or nothing at ALL! They avoid eye contact w/ you when youre up there and then when you get down to talk to them theyre like "O shit sry I missed you up there on stage, I was in the bathroom/outside smoking/whatever" (not true).

    Then when you say "it's ok, you can still tip me now" they just kinda trail off and avert their eyes until you get bored and realize youre wasting your time and walk away.

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    ^yeessss!!!

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    LOL!!!!! SO FUNNY I GET ALOT OF THESE TOO.
    Funny one is when they say "If u leave with me,ill pay you more ." Lmao!!! I answer back with " I wouldnt know what u pay,because u havent even tip me yet"

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    Ugh, like last night I was talking to this guy...then asked for a dance, "He said, should've caught me sooner. Just spent all my money."
    5 minutes later, he gets a dance with another girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Ugh, like last night I was talking to this guy...then asked for a dance, "He said, should've caught me sooner. Just spent all my money."
    5 minutes later, he gets a dance with another girl.
    Ewwww. I haaate this. It happens to all of us though!

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