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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    i agree, this one stings more than most.

    if someone said that to me while at the stage, unless it was packed with a bunch of other people who were tipping, i would probably be like "oh yea? " and refuse to get naked. especially if it was at a nude club, freeloaders at the stage bother me so much more when i am nude vs. when i am topless.

    also if the chairs are wheely chairs i will sometimes push them away from teh stage. or if they have a hat i will throw it on the ground a few feet away and tell them to fetch it (this is my new favorite one).

    if i am already undressed and they are the only ones at the stage i have no issue with getting dressed on the stage. some girls on here say its tacky, but i dont care. management might yell at me later, but they can bite me. im very much so a treat customers as they treat me type of girl.
    I never danced at a nude club, but at the topless ones I refused to take off my top unless they were tipping. If one guy was tipping I'd take off my top in front of him but otherwise I wouldn't. I've gotten yelled at by management for not stripping but I am not working for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Ewwww. I haaate this. It happens to all of us though!
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    After a guy spends x amount of dollars- " well you made some good money off me tonight" or " well YOU had a good night". Sometimes I know they aren't saying in this in a negative way but I feel real touchy about it. Kinda feels like they are patronizing me. You don't know what constitutes a good night for me or what is a good money in my personal case. As if I shouldn't be trying to make MORE money

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    I hate it when they say to me
    "you don't need my money.... you must make sooo much money working here!" - not if you're not going to pay me...
    "why pay for what I can get for free?" - why not just be nice and say 'no thank you I have a girlfriend'? And also, is your girlfriend really hot? Does she give a sweet lapdance?
    "what's your REAL name?" - if I say it IS Katie will you believe me?

    lamest shit ever. I also hate it when they try to catch me in a lie. I once said I like baseball. I do like baseball and I can talk about it but don't know teams or players. Is it not enough for me to talk about it and like it without knowing three players on my favourite team?? I just like the sport!!

    if you hate strippers and women in general why come to a strip club?! Just be nice!

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    "My girlfriend won't let me buy a lapdance". Well, she's the lamest girlfriend ever. Sorry you have to date someone so insecure. o_O
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    Default Re: You guys aren't clever, annoying things they repeatedly say.

    once in a while i'll get a guy who asks " are those real " (they're not) and I'll say "no they're imaginary" sarcastically but I really want to say " how the fuck is it any of your business whether or not my boobs are real, you don't even know me!"... then the guy will say something rude like "i don't do dances with girls with fake boobs and I'll be like dude i'm just doin dances it's not like i'm gonna marry you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    i agree, this one stings more than most.

    if someone said that to me while at the stage, unless it was packed with a bunch of other people who were tipping, i would probably be like "oh yea? " and refuse to get naked. especially if it was at a nude club, freeloaders at the stage bother me so much more when i am nude vs. when i am topless.

    also if the chairs are wheely chairs i will sometimes push them away from teh stage. or if they have a hat i will throw it on the ground a few feet away and tell them to fetch it (this is my new favorite one).

    if i am already undressed and they are the only ones at the stage i have no issue with getting dressed on the stage. some girls on here say its tacky, but i dont care. management might yell at me later, but they can bite me. im very much so a treat customers as they treat me type of girl.
    Yes. Nothing bothers me more than the freeloaders at the tiprail. At my home club (which is nude) we get freeloaders a lot. Like you, I WILL NOT hesistate to get re-dressed on their freeloading asses. If there are guys out in the other seats, then I probably won't, but if the club is just mainly tiprail freeloaders?? Fuck em, I don't care how tacky it looks. They are not going to disrespect me by staring at my naked body in the tiprail for free. After 8 years, I just cannot handle the tiprail losers. I am just going to start telling guys how fucking rude and disrespectful it is. If someone is good enough to sit and watch, then they are good enough to tip a dollar to. If you are broke, then you shouldn't be at the tiprail.

    At my new club, tipping is enforced. Its topless/pastie and every guy who sits stageside must tip any girl who comes over. We are to approach every customer stageside, do our thing, then hold out our garter or thong. Any guy who refuses, will be spoken to by mgmt, and will be asked to leave if he continues to not comply. Tips are great, and I've only had one guy refuse a tip. I don't know why every club doesn't adopt the system. The girls are much happier and customers know what is expected of them. If they really don't want to tip a girl, they get up.

    When I go to my home club, I am completely livid when people sit and don't tip me now. My other club has spoiled me. Now that I'm used to making great money onstage when I'm NOT even naked those cheap fucks at my nude club don't stand a chance. I completely agree and good for you for standing up for yourself. I may even use some of your ideas on these assholes!!
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    they're haters bc they know that they gotta pay for ass this nice......... oh dont get me started, i got the "here's a dollar to go away" one tonight fucking PISSED ME OFF

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    i have actually thrown money back at guys that were disrespectful at my stage. i can't buy anything for a dollar, and neither can you!
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    i have actually thrown money back at guys that were disrespectful at my stage. i can't buy anything for a dollar, and neither can you!
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    it makes my blood boil... thats nice though, throwing the dollar back. I've just snatched them away... figured it adds up at the end of the week

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    "can i get a free sample? How do i know i want to buy a dance if i can't get a sample first?"

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    YA I definately believe that if you are so broke you can not tip a dancer, you should not be out at a club. I don't leave the house if I'm broke. I don't go out to a club with only $30, even if I have a date that is going to treat me. Just stupid and disrespectful. Someone isn't tipping, I go up and hold my garter out and just sit there and ask for a tip. I don't take how long it takes, I will sit there and wait for it again and again. Then all the rest of the guys are wondering what is taking so long...hmm maybe the cheap guy that takes 10 minutes to get ONE DOLLAR out of his pocket..that's why. Eventually he gets so annoyed/embarrassed he just leaves.

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    " I know how this works"- uh, ok that makes two of us

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombee View Post
    "You hate this job, don't you? No, no, you do. I can see it in your eyes. Don't lie to me."

    LOL.

    "no I just hate people like you".



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    Asking "are you ok"? Every 5 seconds....

    I had someone do this the other night. Got 2 dances, but was interrupted every 5 seconds with the damn question.

    Finally I got fed up and said "Yes I am ok. But I am not ok with you asking every 5 seconds, it's annoying".



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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    'I like more contact with my dances.' Well tough titty said the kitty. I like champagne and money, do you see me crying?? Oh shit, do I gotta call the WAHmbulance?
    LMAO love it. Also others mentioned the "I'm not a pervert" then asking for sex....whenever a guy says "I'm not a pervert" or "I'm not like these other guys in here" or "I'm not a creep" etc it is a RED FLAG to me that they are a TOTAL CREEP and usually I run to the next table after all the gross dances I've had from guys like that

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    Quote Originally Posted by p-bunny View Post

    "Why can't I touch your pussy? Isn't that why you sanitized my hands?" I sanitized your hands because I know you don't wash them after playing with your asshole in the handicap stall. I don't want beer condensation and dollar dirt on my sweater meat.
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    " you seem like a sweet girl, don't let this industry chew you up and spit you out"

    Oh really, what are you my fuckin life coach now? Just pay me and save the know it all Dr Phil shit for someone who cares

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    "Oh, I'm just here to relax"
    "You look like Thelma (from Scooby Doo)"
    "So, what does VIP get me "
    "I live nearby, you should come hang out with me after work"

    yada yada yada
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    I had a good one with my friend when we were out on a smoke break. She was telling me about her boy troubles when a guy comes out. First he stands away from us and then he's like "too bad you girls aren't on stage!" We didn't even look at him - we normally don't even bother with guys who aren't spending money when we're outside... it's OUR time. He was about 20 and had been there for an hour without getting a dance.

    so then he slowly walks over and he says to us "you girls are too pretty to be strippers." We both look at him and say "whatever" and turn away again and he's like "no seriously you're hot why are you doing this?" She turns to him and says "would you prefer ugly strippers? Would you give money to ugly strippers? Is that what you want? Do you want me to send over an ugly girl since you've been dismissing all the hot ones? You don't know anything about me or what else I do with my life so go away and let me talk about my boy problems!"

    Then he starts going on about how he's just out having a cigarette and I'm like "we don't want to talk to you. Go back to your cigarette over there. We're talking. We don't want to talk to you." And she says "yeah, unless you're going to give us money then shut up!" He continues the conversation:
    "don't EVEN go there with me, guys. I'm not here for that!"

    I lost it at that point and was like "what are you here for? To interrupt us while we're on our breaks? Annoy us? Insult our intelligence and jobs? To sit around and get a free show and piss everyone off? You're succeeding at that you broke motherfucker." While my friend laughed.

    Later we saw him in the club sitting alone while all his friends were getting dances. I hate that guy and we love to tell him off when we have the chance.

    edit: re reading this I want to make clear that we weren't overreacting. He was actually one of those guys who thinks that by telling us that we're pretty we are going to thank him for showing us the light and that we can drop the charade about wanting to make money off of him because it's one of those "I know how this works and I don't play that game" situations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    "can i get a free sample? How do i know i want to buy a dance if i can't get a sample first?"
    i hate this one, ''its not try before you buy and there's no refunds or returns!''

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    ^ Good one. I'll have to use that next time someone asks for a sample.

    I have a lot a guys saying "Those are great tits. Can we see them for a minute real quick? Please? Just real quick. Just one. We have to see if they're real!...Why are you being so difficult? Just show us real quick - promise we'll get dances afterwards..." etc, etc. They get pissed when I don't show them. Assholes. If you wanna see my titties you gotta pay. I don't know WHAT these men are thinking sometimes!



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    ^ they're thinking that if they ask everyone, someone will do it.

    but those guys are rarely there for dances. they're just there to piss off hot girls who are working.
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    damn girl i would fuck the shit out of you - that makes you a rapist

    your to good for this -more like im to good to listen to this

    whats a girl like you doing in a place like this -working

    if you were my girlfriend i wouldnt let you do this -i dont date insure guys anyways so i guess we have nothing to worry about

    what does your boyfiend /husband think of you doin this =-he dont mind

    im old enough to be your dad- im aware

    when guys smell my drink lol i dont drink it just annoys me

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