"You don't need to do this anymore; I'll take care of you..."
-minimum wage blue-collar dude
"You don't need to do this anymore; I'll take care of you..."
-minimum wage blue-collar dude



Some guy who'd been bothering me asked as I was leaving, "Can I come with you back to your place?" No, but you *can* fuck off now (and you'd better)
"Why don't I dance for you? How much would you give me?" Nothing and if you start dancing I will get nauseous and make sure to throw up on you.
"If you want me to buy a dance you'll have to do a damn good job of convincing me! I'm a salesman/know all the tricks/ bla bla bla." No thanks smart guy. Enjoy your warm beer and lonely existence.
"These lumps- I know you wanna slump up on these lumps! But you can't cause you're a chump- a chuuuump."
Lumpy Space Princess
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