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    What are some awful names of clubs that you've heard?

    Band Aids - Phoenix, AZ
    Weasels - Eagle River, WI (although, I think they changed the name)

    What would BE a bad name for a strip club??

    Menopause Men's Club
    All That Jizz
    Stretch & Mark's


    I dunno, what are some bad strip club names? Real or made up?

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    Anything with "Pussy" in the title. There was a club around here once called the Pussy Pleasure House (or something like that). It sounds like a brothel, not a strip club.

    "Whip It Out Here Club". I made this one up.

    Anything that in general sounds like a strip club. I've worked at several clubs with "Doll" in their title, and once danced at a club with "Cherry" in it's title as well.

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    "the pink monkey- in atx


    but yea, i think bandaids wins. thats awful lol.
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    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    There's one here called Sugar Bare's... another called Second Breath that's basically a brothel. Anything called Foxy Lady is bound to be a dive.

    Oh yeah then there's Twin 'Peeks'. Get it? Hahaha puns.
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    Also, Pink Pony. In Atlanta. It just sounds.. weird.
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    ^^ LoL, yeah, there's a Foxy Girls in Vegas...dive!

    There's a place called Cruisin' Chubbies somewhere out here.

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    Yup. I've known of 3 different 'Foxy Lady' clubs and each one was worse than the one before lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    Weasels - Eagle River, WI (although, I think they changed the name)
    No, I was there last winter & it was still that same name. It's also very descriptive of the owner himself. I'll never go back & have a warning on my website for other dancers to contact me before booking at there.

    Not really "bad" names but funny names:
    - Cheaters - FL
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    I just remember the name of a very bad dive I worked in many years ago. It was called Scuttlebutt and this has to be the worst name ever. I didn't work there long but other dancers left a lot to be desired. Let's just say that if you were younger than 50 and weighed less than 300 pounds you were "hot" there. There was also a dance club called "Fatties" and they changed the name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    I just remember the name of a very bad dive I worked in many years ago. It was called Scuttlebutt and this has to be the worst name ever. .
    lmao, that name is awesome!

    I forgot all about The Rear End here too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    lmao, that name is awesome!

    I forgot all about The Rear End here too.
    Rear End is funny too. The Scuttlebutt lived up to it's name though if they named the club accurately it should have been called "the old, fat, druggie, and ugly club".

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    I don't have any real names to contribute. But I always had a fantasy of a John Waters movie about a rivalry between strippers from different clubs. One would be the extras ridden redneck club called "The Rub 'N Grub." Can't you just picture Tracy Ulman in a tube top, some cut offs and some stripper shoes screaming "Hurry up Jimbo! I'm gonna be late for my shift down at the Rub 'n Grub!"
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    The Titty Twister, from in From Dusk 'til Dawn. I wouldn't wanna work with Selma Hayek though.

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    Cafe Risque... servin' up tits and grits. Yeehaw.

    "If you can find cheeper pooooosy, fuuuuck eeeet!!'

    I wouldn't wanna work with Salma Hayek either!! It's hard enough to make money in this economy lol.
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    The Eager Beaver!!! From the Demi Moore movie Striptease, lol.

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    Captain Cream's in OC, Cali.

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    ^ Ew.

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    I can't think of any most of the clubs in the Uk have average names but some of the ones mentioned oh gosh! I can't imagine working in them!
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    By the way... who the hell thought up 'Spearmint Rhino'???
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    boy does this thread bring back some bad memories ...

    HEADquarters in Manhattan NY

    Madam 'Oar's in Binghamton NY

    El Coache in Bronx NY ( universally pronounced El Coochie )

    Stimmelators in Webster, IN

    Trixxx in Providence, RI

    Volcanic Eruptions in Hamilton, NJ

    Beavers in Amarillo, TX

    Pink Monky's in Houston, TX

    I can probably think of 100 more !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleigh HellKat View Post
    By the way... who the hell thought up 'Spearmint Rhino'???
    I always think that!
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    Like really... Spearmint. Rhino.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    boy does this thread bring back some bad memories ...

    HEADquarters in Manhattan NY

    Madam 'Oar's in Binghamton NY

    El Coache in Bronx NY ( universally pronounced El Coochie )

    Stimmelators in Webster, IN

    Trixxx in Providence, RI

    Volcanic Eruptions in Hamilton, NJ

    Beavers in Amarillo, TX

    Pink Monky's in Houston, TX

    I can probably think of 100 more !
    Wow. Classsy classssy claaaasssy. This thread rocks.

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    OK everyone. I am going to WIN.

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