so usually i have ok relations with the bouncers at clubs. ive worked at clubs where they were useless and i had to defend myself whatever-- ok ive worked at enough of these clubs so i rarely even summon the bouncers in the clubs where they do help. because despite the fact that i am not physically very scary looking, when i need to i know how to intimidate a motherfucker. and i dont typically flirt with the bouncers-- i always use the same tone i use with my friends which quickly puts down any sort of hitting on me. so basically i have not had any particularly strange experiences with bouncers/floormen/whatever the politically correct term for them is these days... until tonight.
so this floorguy- kind of a fat brute. but failed twice.
fail #1: im not usually a snitch and i usually try to keep my blinkers on, but there was a girl on the couch across from where i was giving a dance in plain view getting very vigourously fingered. not pussy rubbing, but lying sideways on the guy with one leg back while the customer was VERY OBVIOUSLY sticking his finger up there. and yes, my customer noticed, but fortunately was a gentleman.
I see the bouncer walk by a couple of times, look at her, and do nothing. so after i finish my dances i go up to him and i say "ok, could you please tell that girl over there who is obviously getting fingered to at least go to a corner. i mean really, my customer was staring at that shit the whole time." his reply "oh she wasnt getting fingered. i checked. She is a Dream's regular girl, she doesnt do things like that." Really? are you kidding me? dont flat out deny what obviously occured, if you are going to lie to me at least say "ill take care of it" and then do nothing. but dont flat out say its not happening because she is a girl who has been working at the club for a long time.
fail #2: end of the night the same bouncer taps me on the shoulder and asks if i will give him a lapdance. i say "...uhh ok, but its not gonna be a freebie" him: "well im at work so i cant buy a dance." me: "well im not giving you a free dance." him: "oh, you dont do that?" me: "no, i dont give away lap dances for free.i will sell you a lapdance i suppose, but im sure as hell not giving you one."
yea i cant believe the bouncer asked me to give him a free lapdance and seemed surprised when i wouldnt. i guess other girls might find this normal, but ive never actually had a staff member seriously ask me to do something like this. ive had some joke around, but not actually ask.
oy ve.



i will sell you a lapdance i suppose, but im sure as hell not giving you one."
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