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    so usually i have ok relations with the bouncers at clubs. ive worked at clubs where they were useless and i had to defend myself whatever-- ok ive worked at enough of these clubs so i rarely even summon the bouncers in the clubs where they do help. because despite the fact that i am not physically very scary looking, when i need to i know how to intimidate a motherfucker. and i dont typically flirt with the bouncers-- i always use the same tone i use with my friends which quickly puts down any sort of hitting on me. so basically i have not had any particularly strange experiences with bouncers/floormen/whatever the politically correct term for them is these days... until tonight.

    so this floorguy- kind of a fat brute. but failed twice.

    fail #1: im not usually a snitch and i usually try to keep my blinkers on, but there was a girl on the couch across from where i was giving a dance in plain view getting very vigourously fingered. not pussy rubbing, but lying sideways on the guy with one leg back while the customer was VERY OBVIOUSLY sticking his finger up there. and yes, my customer noticed, but fortunately was a gentleman.
    I see the bouncer walk by a couple of times, look at her, and do nothing. so after i finish my dances i go up to him and i say "ok, could you please tell that girl over there who is obviously getting fingered to at least go to a corner. i mean really, my customer was staring at that shit the whole time." his reply "oh she wasnt getting fingered. i checked. She is a Dream's regular girl, she doesnt do things like that." Really? are you kidding me? dont flat out deny what obviously occured, if you are going to lie to me at least say "ill take care of it" and then do nothing. but dont flat out say its not happening because she is a girl who has been working at the club for a long time.

    fail #2: end of the night the same bouncer taps me on the shoulder and asks if i will give him a lapdance. i say "...uhh ok, but its not gonna be a freebie" him: "well im at work so i cant buy a dance." me: "well im not giving you a free dance." him: "oh, you dont do that?" me: "no, i dont give away lap dances for free. i will sell you a lapdance i suppose, but im sure as hell not giving you one."

    yea i cant believe the bouncer asked me to give him a free lapdance and seemed surprised when i wouldnt. i guess other girls might find this normal, but ive never actually had a staff member seriously ask me to do something like this. ive had some joke around, but not actually ask.

    oy ve.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^^^ hey, that's not as bad as a bouncer insisting on you giving him a BJ in order for you to be allowed into the Champagne Room with a group of high roller customers !

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    That is soooo shady..sorry.

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    Ew. I hope you didn't tip him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie View Post
    ^^^ hey, that's not as bad as a bouncer insisting on you giving him a BJ in order for you to be allowed into the Champagne Room with a group of high roller customers !
    Wow that's awful. Man i guess I've been lucky because I've never really encountered creepy shit from bouncers before. I'm not even sure how i would react in that situation. It reminds me of the bada bing in the sopranos where the girls had to pay the doorguy 50$ and a blowjob to be allowed in the private area. I can't imagine that happening off the tv!

    I think in that case, unless it appeared management would do something, I would say IOU, make my money, and never return. Or give the blowjob. Shit like that is fucked up!
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    OMG, that sounds too crazy. Bouncers are staff where I work and staff can't get dances! None of us are even allowed to chill at the club on our days off.

    Sure, bouncers don't see everything, but when they have been given a heads up and they still ignore the problem or deny it, it's obvious that the dancer has it in with the owner. I hear and see this stuff all the time at my club. It makes it really hard for a clean dancer to earn a decent living.


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    Sorry you had to deal with such dickheads i'd hate to work with bouncers like that.
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    I don't think I could even count the number of strip club staff I've given dances to, including managers... sometimes multiple within a night & to multiple staff. However, they've always paid. What a slime ball! I will say though, sometimes it's best not to give staff members lap dances because it can cause the other girls to get jealous.
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    The other staff members at this club were great. It was just this one bad apple

    re Kylea: I've never been asked before but I would for money I guess. Maybe they have never asked because they see how hostile I get with some of the customers who push my buttons lol. Plus your ladances are a lot more unique than mine. Mine are unique at this club because they are lower mileage but I haven't mastered te art of burlesque etc like you have
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    LOL Thanks! I didn't know you'd been watching me give lap dances.
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    is it wrong that the part of this that upsets me the most is how absurd it is to finger a stripper. i just think that shit is insane. like, it's obviously not doing anything for her. she isn't sucking or fucking you, so it's not like it's actually doing anything for you either. just get the fucking lapdance and shut up.

    if a bouncer asked me for a lapdance, i'd assume he was joking, and i'd laugh. that would very likely put an end to that.
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    asks if i will give him a lapdance. i say "...uhh ok, but its not gonna be a freebie" him: "well im at work so i cant buy a dance." me: "well im not giving you a free dance." him: "oh, you dont do that?" quote]

    Hard kick in the balls comes to mind ( if only you could get away with it).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    so usually i have ok relations with the bouncers at clubs. ive worked at clubs where they were useless and i had to defend myself whatever-- ok ive worked at enough of these clubs so i rarely even summon the bouncers in the clubs where they do help. because despite the fact that i am not physically very scary looking, when i need to i know how to intimidate a motherfucker. and i dont typically flirt with the bouncers-- i always use the same tone i use with my friends which quickly puts down any sort of hitting on me. so basically i have not had any particularly strange experiences with bouncers/floormen/whatever the politically correct term for them is these days... until tonight.

    so this floorguy- kind of a fat brute. but failed twice.

    fail #1: im not usually a snitch and i usually try to keep my blinkers on, but there was a girl on the couch across from where i was giving a dance in plain view getting very vigourously fingered. not pussy rubbing, but lying sideways on the guy with one leg back while the customer was VERY OBVIOUSLY sticking his finger up there. and yes, my customer noticed, but fortunately was a gentleman.
    I see the bouncer walk by a couple of times, look at her, and do nothing. so after i finish my dances i go up to him and i say "ok, could you please tell that girl over there who is obviously getting fingered to at least go to a corner. i mean really, my customer was staring at that shit the whole time." his reply "oh she wasnt getting fingered. i checked. She is a Dream's regular girl, she doesnt do things like that." Really? are you kidding me? dont flat out deny what obviously occured, if you are going to lie to me at least say "ill take care of it" and then do nothing. but dont flat out say its not happening because she is a girl who has been working at the club for a long time.

    fail #2: end of the night the same bouncer taps me on the shoulder and asks if i will give him a lapdance. i say "...uhh ok, but its not gonna be a freebie" him: "well im at work so i cant buy a dance." me: "well im not giving you a free dance." him: "oh, you dont do that?" me: "no, i dont give away lap dances for free. i will sell you a lapdance i suppose, but im sure as hell not giving you one."

    yea i cant believe the bouncer asked me to give him a free lapdance and seemed surprised when i wouldnt. i guess other girls might find this normal, but ive never actually had a staff member seriously ask me to do something like this. ive had some joke around, but not actually ask.

    oy ve.
    That's a lot of fail. I've never worked at a club that let bouncers get dances, on or off the clock.

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