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    Default What's the funniest/craziest thing you've seen camming?

    OK, I had a couple weirdo shows tonight and it got me thinking about some of the more "out there" cam shows I've done in the past. So now I'm curious about what you ladies have seen on your computer screens. Here's my top 5 list:
    1. (cam2cam) a guy sucking his own cock! He was VERY flexible lol
    2. (cam2cam) he came into a whip cream pie and then pied himself in the face...wtf??
    3. one guy asked me to masturbate wearing those yellow kitchen rubber gloves. I actually had a new pair so that worked out pretty well
    4. (cam2cam) a fat dude in his mid 40s wearing a red bodystocking and a lime green wig and red lipstick going to town on a fleshlight. It took everything I had not to laugh at him, he looked ridiculous!
    5. a guy asked me once to do small cock humiliation and be really harsh about it. He turned his cam on and I did my thing and he actually started to cry, real tears and all. I didn't know what the hell to do, I felt so bad! Then, after the show, he came back in my free chat and thanked me & said he loved it.
    So let's hear it ladies! What are some of your crazy cam experiences??

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    This was actually the funniest thing I heard: I had a regular who loved to do phone sessions, and every time he'd be close to cumming, he'd start moaning and it sounded like Michael Jackson singing. It took all of my strength not to laugh.

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    Erm - a guy once put his cam on and told me to watch while he 'turned his ass inside out' - like proper body parts falling out. I pretended my connection dropped out while I went off to chuck up. Eugh!
    I laughed so hard about the lime green wig guy though! That's hilarious!

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    Whoa Whoa Whoa....Last night!!!! As a matter of fact was the weirdest c2c I have had to do yet. Older gent comes in and is so polite, and sweet. Loves my body, wants to watch me do my thing. And loves that I'm slightly into pain. Finally he asks if I want to watch him stick needles in his nipples??? Keep in mind I said slightly! There was blood dropletts etc. Oddly his cam didn't seem to be working during the time he was putting them in. (Not sure how that happend, and I'm pretty sure he didn't turn it off.) But, I saw the violent aftermath. Other then that, he was a pretty good private. Even told me to rest for a lil while. He def popped my cherry on the weirdness scale.

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    ^^^I had something similar except the stick went in his peepee...

    I love fetish stuff and can take blood (he didn't bleed), but that made me cringe. Just looked painful.

    Usually I'm the one asked to do weird stuff lol. I hate mayo now.

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    1. (cam2cam) a guy sucking his own cock! He was VERY flexible lol
    THIS!

    I was so shocked!

    Another one

    When I was using ISPQ for shows. A guy bought a one hour show and kept shooting up heroin and passing out. I was shocked turned off my cam and all the sudden started crying! I felt so bad

    When I was doing tease shows (non nude)

    A guy stuck a carrott up his ass and ate it then he got a match and kept attempting to light up his penis.

    I was like "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no no please dont do that!" Major fail!


    ooH i can go on and on but gotta go!

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    lmfao.

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    Ugh, I don't think I could watch someone shooting up heroin on cam, or doing any hard drugs for that matter.

    I had a guy basically stand on his head and bring his hips down so that he came right on his face. I was quite impressed!

    Another guy a few days ago had me turn on his audio during cam2cam (I usually leave it off) and proceeded to pant and grunt like some wild animal in heat. For about ten minutes I had to listen to him going GRUUFFF AGGGG RROUGHGHGH AGGGGGG, kinda like he was coughing up a hairball. It was SO HARD trying not to crack up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette View Post
    Ugh, I don't think I could watch someone shooting up heroin on cam, or doing any hard drugs for that matter.

    I had a guy basically stand on his head and bring his hips down so that he came right on his face. I was quite impressed!

    Another guy a few days ago had me turn on his audio during cam2cam (I usually leave it off) and proceeded to pant and grunt like some wild animal in heat. For about ten minutes I had to listen to him going GRUUFFF AGGGG RROUGHGHGH AGGGGGG, kinda like he was coughing up a hairball. It was SO HARD trying not to crack up.


    How do you turn on a guys audio?

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    On Streamate, once you go cam2cam with someone, there's an audio button that's automatically X'd out, click it and you can hear the other person (if they have audio enabled).

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    Guys wearing lingerie, lil skirts, high heels, makeup and wigs lol
    those are cool pvts becouse i dont have to get naked yay

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    Quote Originally Posted by malayataylor View Post
    THIS!

    I was so shocked!

    Another one

    When I was using ISPQ for shows. A guy bought a one hour show and kept shooting up heroin and passing out. I was shocked turned off my cam and all the sudden started crying! I felt so bad

    When I was doing tease shows (non nude)

    A guy stuck a carrott up his ass and ate it then he got a match and kept attempting to light up his penis.

    I was like "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no no please dont do that!" Major fail!


    ooH i can go on and on but gotta go!
    LOL I worked with a bouncer who used to stick a match into his pee hole and light it. He called it "the statue of liberty"

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    Dang that sounds painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malayataylor View Post
    THIS!

    I was so shocked!

    Another one

    When I was using ISPQ for shows. A guy bought a one hour show and kept shooting up heroin and passing out. I was shocked turned off my cam and all the sudden started crying! I felt so bad

    When I was doing tease shows (non nude)

    A guy stuck a carrott up his ass and ate it then he got a match and kept attempting to light up his penis.

    I was like "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no no no no no please dont do that!" Major fail!


    ooH i can go on and on but gotta go!

    woowww... I like watching guys do dumb shit but when it comes to physical pain or torture.... I can't take it. I understand why they do it but my eyes and heart just can't handle watching them do that ish. Ppl are so f'in crazy... smfh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TinaLayne View Post
    LOL I worked with a bouncer who used to stick a match into his pee hole and light it. He called it "the statue of liberty"
    Yikes!

    Quote Originally Posted by mzdeniro View Post
    woowww... I like watching guys do dumb shit but when it comes to physical pain or torture.... I can't take it. I understand why they do it but my eyes and heart just can't handle watching them do that ish. Ppl are so f'in crazy... smfh.
    Girl I love watching them do dumb shit too but sometimes I cannot take it. I used to put on my camming profile NO TABOO ANYTHING GOES but then Id get a long ass show with some really bizzare shit then I'm like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELL NOOOOO PLEASEEEE NOOO PLEASE!! lol!!! The No Taboo makes me lots of money BUT somethings these men come up with ? smh it's fucking amazing what they think of!

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    Damnnnnnn this is a funny thread. I have yet to see a guy on cam that can suck his own cock and I can't wait. Far as my experience, I haven't really seen alot of entertainment from the guys end but I can't wait to see the dude sucking his own cock. Its kind of a funny fantasy of mine! I guess I've seen more models do funny stuff on cam then members. LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smurfette View Post
    On Streamate, once you go cam2cam with someone, there's an audio button that's automatically X'd out, click it and you can hear the other person (if they have audio enabled).
    I always try to turn a members audio on on cam sites but I always get a horrible echo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DevonSantos View Post
    I always try to turn a members audio on on cam sites but I always get a horrible echo.
    Yeah, this is why I keep it off, but there is usually no echo if the guy is wearing a headset.

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    omg I LOL'd at many of these posts. hehe. I haven't seen too many odd things on cam. The last show I did was a small penis humiliation show where i was a total bitch, made him cum on his hand and then lick it. I didn't watch that part. lol. grosses me out. But I made him give me $100 for that show and i was just sitting there smiling and telling him what a lsoer he was. Funny as hell. Love those shows!

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    1. (cam2cam) a guy sucking his own cock! He was VERY flexible lol

    I just had this happen last night! This guy was effing cool! And I actually enjoyed out pvt. I didn't even know guys could do that. I always wonderd if they could , would they??? Let me also add his peen was HUGE/Pretty. What more could a girl ask for??!!

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    Holy Shit...I just made $55. (my cut) from a private where I did absolutely nothing but showed my cootch, not saying barely a word. Didn't touch it or anything! I was like, "well since you can't say anything or even say hello to me, I'm gonna sit here and wait for you to get this show started" I literally sat there for 35 minutes daydreaming & listening to music while he said absolutely nothing. WTF? Then I checke my stats & saw that he gave me 5 stars lol. Whatever dude, it's your $$, spend it how you will.

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    last week a guy in free chat asked me if i had any cheese... I replied, uhh, you mean the kind of cheese you eat. He said yes, liked sliced processed cheese. I replied yes... About a minute later he took me pvt and asked me to go get the cheese slices. He had me unwrap them and place it on my skin just above my chest and zoom into the CHEESE! LOLOL CHEESE , what in the world! Stayed for quite a while. And even came back for a second piece next to the other (I had to go get more since I had already fed the "old" piece to my dog!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TinaLayne View Post
    Holy Shit...I just made $55. (my cut) from a private where I did absolutely nothing but showed my cootch, not saying barely a word. Didn't touch it or anything! I was like, "well since you can't say anything or even say hello to me, I'm gonna sit here and wait for you to get this show started" I literally sat there for 35 minutes daydreaming & listening to music while he said absolutely nothing. WTF? Then I checke my stats & saw that he gave me 5 stars lol. Whatever dude, it's your $$, spend it how you will.
    Lol, I think we've gotten the same guy. Earlier this year I had a guy who went private for a little over an hour and he didn't say anything the whole time lol.

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    Woo Hoo, I got the cheese guy tonight lol...I remember someone on here mentioning him on streamate before but couldn't find the thread.
    My hubby saw me running to the fridge to grab the cheese & taking it back into my cam room and he was like wtf?
    I freakin LOVE my job!

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    ^ I had the cheese guy last night! It was great. I was just wishing that I had a dog to eat the yucky cheese afterward. What did he ask you to do? I had to stick two pieces of cheese on my chest. He wanted to see only my face and chest at a 3/4 angle. Didn't say thanks or bye though. I hate that!

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