Just for clarification! Chris aka gothicalien and I are together! He asked me out on the beach![]()





Just for clarification! Chris aka gothicalien and I are together! He asked me out on the beach![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest





aka "officially an item" - loving it!
Don't you ever sleep?
Not at night...that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
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Congrats to Pryce on doing some much needed tending in his garden!
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hes eating peanut butter instead of my pussy!![]()
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest




I would be demanding the peanut butter be there then if thats how its gunna be![]()



^^^ put it in your sig!!!!!!![]()
Licky like a tangerine
.... Yea I said it!!!










^yea thats what i hear. my gay friend always calls 'straight boys' 'straight to bed boys'.
wait, thats not what you meant?
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





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