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    Help! We need some creative input for our ebanned ads! We're selling our used bedsheets, my panties, and other items!
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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    I tried thinking of everything that revolted me about the items and wrote about it as if it were supposed to be appealing. . . . I also looked to see how other girls were writing theirs.

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    Roll around in our filthy, stained sheets! You k now you want out juices all over you while you sleep! And when you can't feel the cum on you anymore, I want you sucking on these sheets until they're clean, you disgusting whore!-- Don't forget to see my ad for the condoms used elsewhere in the house!-- I know you couldn't get enough of our cum, you filthy cum-slut! Suck on this condom until it's dry of my juices then turn it upside down to pour out my boyfriend's cum down your throat! I won't be happy until it's clean enough to use again. Better yet, cover your biggest dildo with his cum, fuck yourself up the ass with it, then suck both the condom and that dildo clean! God, you disgust me, you cum-grubbing whore!!!!

    I accept money orders, alertpay, and amazon gift cards.

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    And Whitney thinks crack is whack! LoL!

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    LMAO! I'm still going to kill him for setting up this account while I was asleep without consulting me!
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    How is it going for you? Have you sold anything yet? I still crack up when I read what SpeakngEZ wrote, omg that was good! I like her philosophy too...to think of everything that is revolting about the item and try to make it sound appealing...that is some DAMN good advice! Thanks girl!

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    2 pairs of panties and inquiries about our bedsheets.
    "Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
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