Drinkin' the Haterade
September 08, 2010, 12:35pm Not in your strip club, yo. 1.) Fails to realize that all those men would "make it rain" on anyone if they were mildly attractive, had enough daddy problems and less than 2 STD's at any given time. But it's most likely their fault they aren't getting laid and have to pay to see glorified prostitutes that apply make-up like a 3yrs. street-walker thrust their crusty, crab infested crotch into their faces.
2.) 0/10. No one is impressed with your Wiki search skills.
3.) Your crotch is absolutely disgusting. Someone needs to duct tape your legs together. I wouldn't pay you two cents and a condom to see you twirl around on a pole like a spastic crack-addict if you begged me to.
4.) Your tits look like the pancakes from IHOP. Shit is nasty. Something tells me you were only hired out of pity. The only reason you haven't been fired due to your old lady body is again, out of pity.
5.) $700, even daily, is not a lot of money when you have to blow it on your cocaine habit and weekly visits to the clinic to find out what that funky smelling discharge from your nether regions is.
By the by, I've taken the liberty of blocking your skanky, I'm sure very flat to match your tits, ass. You look like someone who doesn't know how to keep it in Rants. Or your pants.
Have a good day you skanky, skanky stripper.
Edited by: Tri_Pha at September 08, 2010, 12:39pm
this is directed at me LMAO



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