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    Default Customer dies during lapdance

    Happend in my club last night before my shift. Girl takes man back for lapdance, get half-way through the song when he passes out and slumps over. She calls for help, and my manager, who just learned CPR, checks vitals and begins chest compressions. The bartender calls 911, but he bit the dust anyway. Apparently his wife is out of town for the weekend so he thought to come in for some fun....guess he got more than he bargined for. I say he died the way most men would want to go, a beautiful girl on your lap, a smile and a hard-on.


    And as twistedly dark humoured I am, everyone is walking around somber and feeling bad, I'm cracking jokes and bummed I missed all the action.

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    Tell the Stripper I said.........

    Nice send off!

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    i'm guessing it's gonna become news. so the question is....will it be good for business or just give guys another bs excuse to say no?
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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    I always joke with dancers that when it is my time to go, I can't imagine having it happen in a better place than under a hot young dancer in the VIP room.

    I am only joking,of course. I'd feel sorry for the poor bastard who would have to tell my SO where they had found me

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    Nice dismount!!

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    Yikes! I saw a girl get vomited on in VIP and I really thought that was the worst that could happen during a dance...

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    So he came, and then he went?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Autumn Lily View Post
    So he came, and then he went?
    Bah dum bump TISH!

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    Maybe a good way for him to go, but pretty harsh for the dancer, don't'cha think?

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    "Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come..." I'm not looking to hang on much past the age where I can still enjoy a lap dance, whatever that may be. So that's a better way to end it than most.

    As for the embarrasment factor -- well if I'm dead, what me worry? .

    PS to the girl in question: scoop out the remains of my wallet and then quickly go for help. If I pull through, I'll think that was a well-earned reward. If not, I won't come back to haunt you or anything. I don't believe in that BS, and even if it turns out to be true, I wouldn't have any bad feelings to resolve. Really, a better than average way to meet the inevitable.

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    If she was still grinding on him when he was dead, does that count as a form of necrophilia?
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    i joke about this shit all the time. mostly due to my "suffocation" by tits lapdance technique.

    but if i were her, i'd be so fucking proud.
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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    It would be sort of a feather in your cap, a "can you top this ? " story.

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    aw I feel most sorry for his wife Id hate if i had a husband to die in that situation

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    I wonder how big the dancer was.

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    if a dancer died during the dance, would we all be cracking jokes? someones life is over and this family is devistated, and you guys are writting comments like this? LOLOLOL JK!!!! i guess after the dance SHE SHOULD JUST HAVE TAKEN HIS WHOLE WALLET, HE"S NOT GOING TO BE NEEDING IT ~FUNNY STUFF RIGHT THERE.

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    I've always said that if I had a medical problem, I'd like to have it in a club. That's because so many dances at clubs I've gone to were training for a medical career. Someone in that club knew how to give him Cpr. You're right though. This is serious and sad and we should be more sensitive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerBall View Post
    ... if I had a medical problem, I'd like to have it in a club.. because so many dances at clubs I've gone to were training for a medical career...
    I got a barstool dropped on my foot once and got TONS of attention in the DR from all the girls who were nursing students. lol A benefit of working in a University town I guess.

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    Default Re: Customer dies during lapdance

    We're all still joking about it at our club :p I say he died the way Al Bundy would have wanted to go!

    As for the dancer, she was pretty freaked out and hasn't been back to the club yet. The guy's son came in and thanked those who tried to help his dad. The guy was only 54, bad heart and had a pacemaker. Guess the batteries died? Okay, bad joke. LOL!

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    Well I can relate to these stories. I was doing a table dance for aguy once that bit his tongue and afterwards he left to go to the doctor.One time I was tablle dancing for a guy and he suddenly pushed me away and ran to the bathroom to vomit, I always remember him because afew days later he was killed in a helicoptor crash. One night I was working and a guy in the club had a heart attack the ambulance came but could not revive him.I really felt bad for the girl on stage while it happened it truly tramatized her. One of the worst things I ever saw at a club was after a new additional stage was built I think they installed the pole alittle too close to the mirror I noticed the first time I swung around I bumped my head on the mirror just enough to realize to be carefull of it. But later in the night a new girl swung around it and smashed her face into the glass. It was awfull this naked girl holding atowel with blood running everyhere she almost lost one of her eyes. Somebody took her to the hospital and I think the owner paid her bill. I could not believe the next day they put up a new mirror and left the pole in the same postion. About a month later I saw the dancer she waswith a bandaged eye and a scar down her forehead. Francinista

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