I love to fuck with undercover 5-0. I fucking hate cops.





I love to fuck with undercover 5-0. I fucking hate cops.
"Fake tits are like Kevlar. They don't guarantee your chances of survival but they sure as hell improve it."
Tempest




Tell them to go to a knocking shop if they want a hooker and leave them, tell management/nearest bouncer to watch the customer closely.
''I love fake boobs''
''They're not fake! I grew them myself!''




You girls are good. I have my certain shit that I say depending on the customer... The sad part is girls at my club will say whatever they have to to get the room. In hear it in the DR at least 3x a night. " I need to get an hour, I'll tell them whatever they wanna hear"


This seems to be happening a lot. At least I know once a customer is insistent with the "so what exactly do I get for $$ in the PR?" it's a 80/20 chance that they're only interested in extras.
I actually have an interesting story relating to this... and now I use it as my model for how to behave whenever a pervy guy wants "extras."
Not long ago I had a man ask me what happened in VIP. I told him it was a quiet place for us to get to know each other better, snuggle up together, maybe get a little tipsy... Of course I tried my best to say all this in a sexy, flirty way that "implied" so much more...
Then he fed me some bullshit story about how some "other girl" at my club told him she'd make him cum for an extra $200, so when he took her private she supposedly grinded on his lap until he was "almost there" and then "pulled her panties aside and slipped him in to get him off." I don't know if this is a true story or if he only said it to see what my reaction would be.
So I got right up beside him and said in a sultry voice, "I don't do happy endings... BUT, I would still REALLY LOVE to spend some time with you in private... and I promise we'll have a lot of fun together..."
He seemed REALLY flattered by my enthusiasm and he took me private. We spent a pleasant hour together without any expectations.
I WILL NEVER LIE OR IMPLY THAT I'M WILLING TO DO EXTRAS. The last thing I want to do is be backed into a corner by some asshole pervert trying to pressure me into doing shit I don't want to do. No amount of money is worth that.
"Everything in the world is about sex; except sex, that's about power."
-Wilde




I've found out a lot more about extras customers and VIP/CR rooms since I last posted, just based on time passing by really.
I agree with the consensus that if they ask "what happens in the VIP room" that they usually want more than what's on the menu. Now, some guys are just generally curious about the difference between the VIP room and a lap dance so it is an innocent question. Context clues, the direction of the conversation, body language, etc. can usually determine if it's an innocent question or a loaded question.
I'm always honest and upfront with customers about what I will and will not do in the VIP room. I've had opportunities to make money doing extras but I turned them down simply because I didn't want to set that standard for myself at work. You also will run into some issues if you promise extras whether you deliver or you don't deliver. If you don't deliver then you are A.) not going to have a repeat customer, B.) going to set yourself up for a bad mood when the guy becomes irate. If you do deliver you are A.) running the risk of being arrested/fired, B.) going to have to 'keep the standard' if this guy becomes a 'regular' and you want his business again.
So, if you want to be a hooker it's really easy... be an escort. You'll make a lot more and if you are independent you won't have to pay anyone a cut of your cash.
Usually when customers ask me what happens in the VIP room I say things like "you can touch me and we can get more comfortable", "there's a lot of room for us to play around", "we can get to know each other better", "well you know, gratuity makes it a party". etc etc.
Bottom line is that no matter how hard you try to sell it, if the guy wants sex/sexual favors and you aren't offering, unless you lie (therefore incriminating yourself if he's an undercover), you aren't going to make the sale. Once you reach that point in the conversation where you realize he's not buying what you're selling you can excuse yourself and explain that the strip club isn't the place for sex.
I hope this helps!
-Laurisa
If you are willing to do for one year what other's won't, you can spend a lifetime doing what other's cant.
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