What have you been doing for 30 days?
I know exactly what you did!
1. you walked past the trashcan, and said fuck the mop, let me get online. Did you completly forget that we see your school books and last weeks mail sitting in a pile BEHIND YOU?!
2. My son has been missing his bear since last year. I turn on the cam, and your GROWN ass has his winnie the poo bear next to you as a prop. You need to give me back his bear. You got a week.
3. You thought the "bed head" look was IN. however you have been up for 2 hours. if you want to know, the comb is in the bathroom.
4. you look like CHALK. LAY in a tanning bed or imma have my goon above you push you in it. you dont really want that do you?
5. you refuse to put on makeup... talking about, you are they girl next door. Bitch please. The girl next door wears maybelline. even the dollar store got some shit for you. I advise you to abuse the makeup system. He said he wanted you to look natural, not a natural disaster.
6. you are somewhere in between slim and bbw. Look bish, you are gonna be either or. not no damn IN BETWEEN. So if you look like a egg mcmuffin with cheese, this one is for you homegirl. there is no niche for IN BETWEEN.
7. your wig was over days ago. put down the oil sheen, and pick up 100 from the bank and find you another one. make sure you comb YOUR hair all the way down and put on a stocking cap. ask your friend Julie if it looks okay. Make sure Julie isnt jealous of you.
8. you are as interesting as the ugly ass paint on your walls. you dont speak. you just type, and wont move. buy a gun, and pull the trigger.
9. your just ugly ass hell. in this case, you need a wig, makeup, and possibly a good doctor. NO, you DEFF need a doctor. this shit aint gonna work.
10. you went to stripper web went to the wrong damn thread. your lazy ass, has found another group of lazy asses that SUPPORT the CHEAP PRICE MOVEMENT. SO now you feel comfortable and at HOME. what you MISSED is that if you mix cheap prices and cheap looks and boring actions...its NOT gonna work, even if you where 50 cents. fi you charge 1.99 and your cut is 30% and you STILL not getting shows . LOG OFF. go to school, OH! and UPS is HIRING.
11. You dont shop for outfits, thinking that dingy ass bra and panty set you wear Mon, Tues, WED, is that NEW WAVE. (WAVE= Whats in ) LOOK. you are a camgirl. BUY some damn outfits. take of your dirty ass tube socks. I SAID TAKE THEM OFF. Hit the damn clearance rack if you must and stock up on some cute mix and matches. it is NOT acceptable for you to be wearing those bunny slippers. Your bunny slippers don't even want you wearing him anymore. a damn fishnet dress is about $10- $20, if you put the damn BOOZE and DRUGS down, you can possibly by a few in diff colors. apologize to those damn slippers.
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