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    Default Why the rent is not paid.

    So. Your a camgirl and your rent is due, and your about to shit in your pants.
    What have you been doing for 30 days?



    I know exactly what you did!

    1. you walked past the trashcan, and said fuck the mop, let me get online. Did you completly forget that we see your school books and last weeks mail sitting in a pile BEHIND YOU?!

    2. My son has been missing his bear since last year. I turn on the cam, and your GROWN ass has his winnie the poo bear next to you as a prop. You need to give me back his bear. You got a week.

    3. You thought the "bed head" look was IN. however you have been up for 2 hours. if you want to know, the comb is in the bathroom.

    4. you look like CHALK. LAY in a tanning bed or imma have my goon above you push you in it. you dont really want that do you?

    5. you refuse to put on makeup... talking about, you are they girl next door. Bitch please. The girl next door wears maybelline. even the dollar store got some shit for you. I advise you to abuse the makeup system. He said he wanted you to look natural, not a natural disaster.

    6. you are somewhere in between slim and bbw. Look bish, you are gonna be either or. not no damn IN BETWEEN. So if you look like a egg mcmuffin with cheese, this one is for you homegirl. there is no niche for IN BETWEEN.

    7. your wig was over days ago. put down the oil sheen, and pick up 100 from the bank and find you another one. make sure you comb YOUR hair all the way down and put on a stocking cap. ask your friend Julie if it looks okay. Make sure Julie isnt jealous of you.

    8. you are as interesting as the ugly ass paint on your walls. you dont speak. you just type, and wont move. buy a gun, and pull the trigger.

    9. your just ugly ass hell. in this case, you need a wig, makeup, and possibly a good doctor. NO, you DEFF need a doctor. this shit aint gonna work.

    10. you went to stripper web went to the wrong damn thread. your lazy ass, has found another group of lazy asses that SUPPORT the CHEAP PRICE MOVEMENT. SO now you feel comfortable and at HOME. what you MISSED is that if you mix cheap prices and cheap looks and boring actions...its NOT gonna work, even if you where 50 cents. fi you charge 1.99 and your cut is 30% and you STILL not getting shows . LOG OFF. go to school, OH! and UPS is HIRING.


    11. You dont shop for outfits, thinking that dingy ass bra and panty set you wear Mon, Tues, WED, is that NEW WAVE. (WAVE= Whats in ) LOOK. you are a camgirl. BUY some damn outfits. take of your dirty ass tube socks. I SAID TAKE THEM OFF. Hit the damn clearance rack if you must and stock up on some cute mix and matches. it is NOT acceptable for you to be wearing those bunny slippers. Your bunny slippers don't even want you wearing him anymore. a damn fishnet dress is about $10- $20, if you put the damn BOOZE and DRUGS down, you can possibly by a few in diff colors. apologize to those damn slippers.
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    did she really just go there?? lmao dang u be goin in on fools lmao
    still here.... just in another chapter..

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    I LOVVVVVVVVVVVVVE THIS CHICK! lmaooooooooooo

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    Damn, Ms.PussyP tell us how you really feel? LMAO

    Thnx for the laugh, girl....
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    lmao
    i agree with this excepttttt....
    i am in between and i still pay mah rent lol

    6. you are somewhere in between slim and bbw. Look bish, you are gonna be either or. not no damn IN BETWEEN. So if you look like a egg mcmuffin with cheese, this one is for you homegirl. there is no niche for IN BETWEEN.

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    hahahahaha! this is fucking gold! I love it! "buy a gun, and pull the trigger." hahahaha!
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    Dammm that shit had me rolling. If you need a good laugh just go and find that chick named PPG.

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    lol LOVE it! you totally rock for this lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by mzdeniro View Post
    dammm that shit had me rolling. If you need a good laugh just go and find that chick named PPG.
    I chat with her on yahoo .. she should be a comedian! Chick is hilarious!

    It's even funnier because she is dead serious and I agree!

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    I love it! Although I look like chalk

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    ^ She didn't mean it like that babes. I'm sure white people get ashy too...... or do they?

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    I meant Pale. but now that you bring up ashy..... there shall be a #12

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    Hahaha! too funny, love it

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    Dammmmn ppg!

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    I love "apologize to those damn slippers"


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    Hey candace nice to see you here =)

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    Fucking A! Except fot that in between shit.... *shift eye* I have to get my bras imported from Sweden (min $150), my jeans are from Brazil (min $175), I am a fucked up crazy body type ok, so I am definately "in between", hahahaha. But Im loved for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malayataylor View Post
    ^ She didn't mean it like that babes. I'm sure white people get ashy too...... or do they?
    LOL I'm not offended I get a lot of compliments on my skin tone. Yes white people do get ashy!!! Moisturize ladies, moisturize!

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    Default Re: Why the rent is not paid.

    Hahaha, I do a lot of those things.

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    Default Re: Why the rent is not paid.

    Actually , its not funny, its SAD.
    its embarrassing.
    its unladylike.

    if you can't do the basics as a cammer, how are some of you doing as grown ass woman?



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    Oh dear..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yuki* View Post
    Oh dear..
    lol

    gotta luv ppg

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    hmm being pale, not looking like a stripper with 50 lbs of makeup on, having stuffed animals in your room, having messy hair (i actually touch my hair, dancing and workin my room sorry it got a little messed up oops im sweaty now so i that must mean im a pig too), dang i need to lose these last 10 pounds but they don't magically disappear as soon as i turn my cam on wtf?! last time i checked it was called variety LOLOLOLOLOLOL

    (sarcasm inserted where nessesary, pretty much where ever there is type)
    Last edited by ryleeNsd; 09-14-2010 at 10:53 PM. Reason: insert sarcasm in case it wasnt obvious

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    Can we have a pale-skin exception for redhead and/ or gothy chicks? I get lots of compliments on my look.

    Also, I guess I'm an in-between, and I'm trying my best to lose it, but for some reason the positions I'm in on cam make my waist look tiny and give me this awesome hourglass look. . . . I'd still like to be thin, though. It would expand my breadth of movements. . . .
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