Ladies, ever since I turned 50 two things happened.
1. I got my AARP card.
2. Dancers started kissing the top of my bald head during LDs.
Does this mean I remind you of your grandfather?
Wally T.
No that's not what it means. The forehead is generally a safe neutral place for a thank you kiss and 50 is the perfect age. I've gotten a lot of cool discounts with my ex's aarp card.![]()
Mhmm. It's like kissing the cheek but without the danger of the guy turning his head really quick to try to kiss on the lips. YUCK!!!

I do it so when I tilt their heads down to kiss them they get a great view down the front of my dress... which usually leads to them tipping me again
some girls *may* consider it an extra if they don't want mouth herpes since we don't know where every customer's mouth has been...just sayin...





The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.







Some girls just like bald heads... & it's something different than giving a peck on the cheek. I guess you would say it seems more sentimental.
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I never kissed a customer on the top of the head, but I assume it's like kissing a customer on the cheek. I've only kissed a customer on the cheek, never lips. Lip kissing is personal to me.
I would never think of my grandfather while at work. Or my dad or step-dad, bleh!!
50's not THAT old, esp in the SD world which can sometimes go hand-in-hand with dancing, so dancers are used to it. That being said, idk how old you personally look at 50, but I do stay away from really old guys and let the older dancers, or whomever wants to work them, go for it. I like to stick to under 45 if possible.
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.





I dont find 50 old at all. Now... 70+ that starts to weird me out a little. And female customers 40+ really scare me. I once had a customer that looked like my mom and I thought I was gonna barf.
Agree here. 70-80-ish you start to get to old for me...till then, men are like fine wine, just improving with age. I would say it's cause I'm nearly 35, but I've always felt that way. Didn't date men in that age range cause the maturity difference was too great when I was younger, but I've always found guys over 45-ish the most attractive. (Sorry, not insulting the young guys, but they've never been my thing and if you talk to men at all you should see where I'm coming from... plus guys that aren't still wet behind the ears have enough experience to fuckin rock in bed.)
Jessie - I'm the same...I have seen a handfull of women that were hot as hell around 40-50ish but most of the women my own damn age look almost as old as my mom does. Freaks me out!! Sadly, I'm so not into anyone under about 25ish due to the drama factor they always seem to bring along. Kinda cuts my prospects down pretty far.
"I hear you calling and it's needles and pins. I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name...You're poision. but I don't wanna break these chains.... I wanna love you but I'd better not touch."
50 isnt old. I see guys who barely can climb the stairs or see at SCs now thats... erhmm
As for kissing customers.. I never did it, never wil. I dont want your sweat, geasy oils... I only kissed 2 guys at a SC.. which were my regulars, it was on the cheeck - more like an air kiss too since I never touched them w/ my lips.. and I only did that cause they were clean cut guys who took care of themself and that was our way of saying hi and bye.
In my personal life, I only date 45 and up+. 45 is still pushing it, around 50 is perfect. It's due to my daddy issues, not every dancer has them but I do. I find men my age completely repulsive just as most women my age find dating a man their father's age to be repulsive.
I find older men sexy, the ones that don't bullshit around and knows how a woman likes to be pampered and taken care of. They might have a divorce or two under their belt to learn that, but it's all good. I've been with young losers before I started dancing and would NEVER go back. I regret every single one of them! My most fulfilling, meaningful, and longest relationships were always with older men. They take way longer to mature and get their ego to simmer the fuck down so older is the way to go for me. Whatever floats your boat.





I've seen that too. I am 39 and can pass easily 10 years younger. In fact I've had people ask if I'm still in college. I'm sure if I was a shorter woman I'd get confused with even younger. However, I often look at photos of my classmates and they all look old. Many are getting grey and wrinkles. I wonder if it's because our lifestyles are completely different (many are moms while I have no kids) or because most of them are lighter skinned than me (most are blonde). Could also be genetics because my mom (who looked like a Barbie doll most of her life) comes from a family of strong genetics. Most of my relatives on that side look young. Could also be because I've generally taken care of myself. I don't smoke, rarely drink and hardly ever lay out in the sun. I don't eat a lot of junk either and workout.
As for men, I preferred customers considerably older. My best customers were generally over 50. They were polite and many just wanted to talk. More accepting that I wasn't a stereotypical dancer. When I was younger (early- mid 20's) I generally dated older guys. One guy was 38 and I was 21. Now though I find that kind of gross and prefer guys around my age (the guy I want is 43). Strangely, many younger guys hit on me but really don't want a much younger guy.





^Kelly Id still think you are hot. Ive been with a chick in her 40s that looked much younger and she is amazing. Its the ones that look pumped full of botox and trying to look young but failing are the ones who scare me.
hahahah, kissing a dudes bald spot seems like a weird thing to do. Do people kiss their grandpa's bald spot?
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