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    Mind Blowing Please don't masturbate

    A politician has many reasons for you not to masturbate. She thinks it's like adultery or cheating. So please keep your dirty horny hands to yourself and don't cheat with yourself. You'll grow hair on your palms and stuff.


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    She's a nutjob.

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    Brainwashed, a friend of mine showed this to me yesterday.
    Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”

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    Isocrates: “Democracy destroys itself because it abuses its right to freedom and equality. Because it teaches its citizens to consider audacity as a right, lawlessness as a freedom, abrasive speech as equality, and anarchy as progress.”

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    When i was a kid they told me that was a mortal sin. Same thing for dirty thoughts and looking at Playboy. The funny thing was when I'd go to confession the priest always wanted all the details. Gosh I'm gonna be in limbo for a long time.

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    LOL at that video! "if he already knows what pleases him then why am I in the picture?" Yeah, I like masturbating, but it could never replace sex for me. They're not really comparable.

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    I like sex, but it could never replace masturbation for me. They really aren't comparable.

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    Ahhh... another religious issue getting into politics. So much for the "church & state" being separate - we all know that's no where close to happening.
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    I think I'll masturbate right now.

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    Default Re: Please don't masturbate

    I masturbate in church sometimes..when they pass the plate..just a little extra..I'm a giver

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    Default Re: Please don't masturbate

    Quote Originally Posted by Kellydancer View Post
    She's a nutjob.
    Indeed...like...she's never masturbated or had horny thoughts. Yeah right!


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    Duh Re: Please don't masturbate

    She also showed up on another show and said instead of condoms people should not have sex. She said she was in her 30's and a virgin. She also said kids are not dogs in heat.

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