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    The other day, an ImLive regular did a long private show - earning me approx. $50 -and he's a cool older dude. Nothing like those super-picky guys...you know the type (Wear THIS color bra...THIS color thong...and beg for my cock...man, go SIT DOWN somewhere...).

    Anyway, my regular was chatting with me with his wife and daughter IN THE SAME ROOM (they were sitting in front of him watching t.v. where he could keep an eye on them)...lol! It was so funny, because I could hear their t.v. playing that "Hey honey, we're out of toilet paper again!" commercial...lmao! I told him I could hear the commercial on the t.v., and he laughed about it too.
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    So he was in the room with his kid and wife? That's creepy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BustyAmeera View Post
    So he was in the room with his kid and wife? That's creepy!

    They were sitting way in the front of the room where he could watch them to see if they got up, and they were watching t.v. He was far behind them on the computer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BustyAmeera View Post
    So he was in the room with his kid and wife? That's creepy!
    Seconded. That's pretty disgusting.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Was he requesting you doing adult content while he was in pvt with you? I think that's a little inappropriate if he was. Only cause it's gross to think that he was erect while in the same room as his family. Even if he wasn't jerking off I def know he was getting hot watching you.

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    Thats repulsive and not even funny. especially the kid in the same room. He has no respect at all for his family. Sorry, I cant find the humor.


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    Wanna know what's disgusting? The dude on ImLive who told me he fantasized about his daughter walking in on him jerking off...THAT is disgusting...

    The dude who told me he sucks on his little cousin's (or niece?) feet while she's asleep...SICK. And dudes who ask hosts to crush small animals with their feet are pretty sick too.

    As for this dude, what he did was pretty risky, but as far as I could see he wasn't doing anything sick or slimeball-ish (other than sneaking behind the wife to chat with cam girls, but all of us have had customers who are married). He wasn't doing dirty talk with sound...no moaning...no jerking off. He was sitting there on his computer watching me, and typing to me. At one point he quickly logged out when his wife got up, and then he came right back to chat a minute later.
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    This topic just reminds me how untrustworthy and slimey guys are.

    Obviously he wont seem sick if youre comparing him to incestuous perverts but i dont think its funny hes being really disrespectful to his family to do that whilst sitting with them and you wouldnt consider that slime-ballish..what is slimey in your opinion?

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    you really dont get it huh?


    1. He could have waited .

    2. his kids where in the room


    3. his wife was in the room


    lack of respect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by nIINA View Post
    you really dont get it huh?


    1. He could have waited .

    2. his kids where in the room


    3. his wife was in the room


    lack of respect.


    Um yeah, I DO get it, so anyway...

    I agree that he could've waited. I was laughing about that commercial that was playing, which is what the thread was about, but clearly posting the thread was a waste of time.....
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    yes it really was.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bexxx View Post
    This topic just reminds me how untrustworthy and slimey guys are.

    Obviously he wont seem sick if youre comparing him to incestuous perverts but i dont think its funny hes being really disrespectful to his family to do that whilst sitting with them and you wouldnt consider that slime-ballish..what is slimey in your opinion?


    Well since you asked, yes, I think that any guy who is married and sneaks to go on a cam site is untrustworthy. And that would be a large amount of men who chat with us on the cam sites.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nIINA View Post
    yes it really was.


    And I guess you figured it was a waste of time to even bother responding to the PM I had sent you earlier (about something else), right?


    Yeah, thanks a lot for the love....
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Well since you asked, yes, I think that any guy who is married and sneaks to go on a cam site is untrustworthy. And that would be a large amount of men who chat with us on the cam sites.

    Its just you said that you couldnt see anything slime ball ish with what he was doing and I dont see how you couldnt lol but Im not trying to jump on you or anything as its his problem not yours

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    I think it's easy to misconstrue what each and every person says thru text and the net. Some of us mean one thing, while others think it's something else. This forum has been going good for a few days, and I for one really enjoy it.

    I do not think TheBrownFox meant to say anything crazy, nor anyone else. Shitty threads get us no where, and I would love to get positive feed back from everyone at all times. We all are different and are thinking different things. i see this turning in to something negative, so can we please just drop it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    And I guess you figured it was a waste of time to even bother responding to the PM I had sent you earlier (about something else), right?


    Yeah, thanks a lot for the love....
    Im sorry. I dont owe you anything. I offered you help awhile ago, and you blew up, causeing me to have my first argument on SW. you never extended an apologie, but NOW you want my advice since you saw me as TOP MODEL on another site. I told you awile ago you burned your bridges.

    Make that a lesson learned.

    Have a nice day =)


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Um yeah, I DO get it, so anyway...

    I agree that he could've waited. I was laughing about that commercial that was playing, which is what the thread was about, but clearly posting the thread was a waste of time.....
    If that's what the thread was about... you could've posted something like I was chatting with my regular on ImLive during a long private show... and I heard that hilarious "Hey honey, we're out of toilet paper again!" commercial on his tv in the background!"
    If THAT'S what the post was about... then THAT'S what you should've posted...
    Instead... you included such details like that you thought he was a "cool older dude" and how you liked that he wasn't super picky and didn't mind what you wore... and how much money you made... and how you made it chatting with some fucking pervert who gets off on watching naked young women... in the same room as his wife... and his daughter. YOU made this thread about something other than the commercial.
    You can't say he's nothing like these incestuous customers you get (I'd like to point out that YOU were the first one to make that comparison)... when clearly he likes getting his dick hard with his kid around... which seems to indicate he likes his daughter around while he's sexually aroused.
    Intentionally becoming sexually aroused 10 feet from your daughter where she can look up and see your hard dick sticking up... isn't that far off from fatasies about your daughter catching you jerking off... Something you, yourself called disgusting.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nIINA View Post
    Im sorry. I dont owe you anything. I offered you help awhile ago, and you blew up, causeing me to have my first argument on SW. you never extended an apologie, but NOW you want my advice since you saw me as TOP MODEL on another site. I told you awile ago you burned your bridges.

    Make that a lesson learned.

    Have a nice day =)
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    brownfox is prob like me, explains things in detail too much, she prob wanted you to see the funny side of the fact she heard the commercial, nothing more, i can understand where she and others are coming from, but please dont argue over somthing so silly, how many guys actually go on computers and watch cam girls, porn, anything remotley sexual with kids or wifes in the room? u dont actually know, so whats the point in argueing with someone over it just because they explained their private in detail, when its the COMMERCIAL she heard that was meant to be the funny part.

    please dont burn me for this post, im not saying i dont agree that its wrong for guys to do so, im just saying she wasnt meaning the post to sound the way you guys took it.

    jess xxxxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by bexxx View Post
    Its just you said that you couldnt see anything slime ball ish with what he was doing and I dont see how you couldnt lol but Im not trying to jump on you or anything as its his problem not yours


    I'm sorry if I gave the wrong impression or if my words came out wrong. I think that married men sneaking around to chat with cam girls is a pretty crummy thing to do, and I know I wouldn't want a boyfriend/husband of mine sneaking around doing that. If, God forbid, the teenage daughter were to suddenly jump up and come over to the computer, I would've immediately removed myself from the cam's view, cuz I don't want any underage kid looking at me half-dressed on the computer. When a guy in my room admits to being underage, I ask them to leave. What I should've said was, despite that he's sneaking around behind his wife's back, he's one of the most polite guys I've ever had in my chatroom, and I think he's a good guy and not a creep. It's not usually like him to get on cam when others are in the room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DominoDiva View Post
    brownfox is prob like me, explains things in detail too much, she prob wanted you to see the funny side of the fact she heard the commercial, nothing more, i can understand where she and others are coming from, but please dont argue over somthing so silly, how many guys actually go on computers and watch cam girls, porn, anything remotley sexual with kids or wifes in the room? u dont actually know, so whats the point in argueing with someone over it just because they explained their private in detail, when its the COMMERCIAL she heard that was meant to be the funny part.

    please dont burn me for this post, im not saying i dont agree that its wrong for guys to do so, im just saying she wasnt meaning the post to sound the way you guys took it.

    jess xxxxx

    Yes, exactly. Thank you, Jess. I titled the thread "Honey, we're out of toilet paper again!" for a reason, but I guess that just flew over everybody's heads.

    And some people just like to argue every chance they get, as if there wasn't enough of that mess on the forum. Oh, and if I happen to be on Yahoo! Messenger at the same time as a guy friend, and I send a naughty IM to him real quick - with my son on the other side of the room playing with toys, completely unaware - that DOES NOT make me sick or disrespectful...
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    Quote Originally Posted by nIINA View Post
    Im sorry. I dont owe you anything. I offered you help awhile ago, and you blew up, causeing me to have my first argument on SW. you never extended an apologie, but NOW you want my advice since you saw me as TOP MODEL on another site. I told you awile ago you burned your bridges.

    Make that a lesson learned.

    Have a nice day =)



    Wow, you're still dwelling on THAT argument? I owe you an apology for nothing, and I found it very disturbing that the moderators let that (as well as other arguments) go on for as long as it did. You're just a drama queen, and I notice that in every argument I've seen on here...there you are right in the middle of it. You went and "left the forum" for like two minutes when someone finally had the sense to speak up about the high school behavior, and then you came back with a new identity.

    And your "first" SW argument wouldn't have happened if you weren't so unnecessarily catty in your posts.

    I did have a nice day, darling. Thank you, and same to you.
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    no matter how you slice the pie HE was sick.

    The commercial? Cute.

    you? just doing your job.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    If that's what the thread was about... you could've posted something like I was chatting with my regular on ImLive during a long private show... and I heard that hilarious "Hey honey, we're out of toilet paper again!" commercial on his tv in the background!"
    If THAT'S what the post was about... then THAT'S what you should've posted...
    Instead... you included such details like that you thought he was a "cool older dude" and how you liked that he wasn't super picky and didn't mind what you wore... and how much money you made... and how you made it chatting with some fucking pervert who gets off on watching naked young women... in the same room as his wife... and his daughter. YOU made this thread about something other than the commercial.
    You can't say he's nothing like these incestuous customers you get (I'd like to point out that YOU were the first one to make that comparison)... when clearly he likes getting his dick hard with his kid around... which seems to indicate he likes his daughter around while he's sexually aroused.
    Intentionally becoming sexually aroused 10 feet from your daughter where she can look up and see your hard dick sticking up... isn't that far off from fatasies about your daughter catching you jerking off... Something you, yourself called disgusting.

    If you don't have enough sense to pay attention to the thread title, then that's not my problem.

    Yeah, because YOU chatted with him before, so you know what he's like, right? Not. So you really shouldn't be jumping to conclusions about a person you don't even know. And you talk like he chats that way all the time, like it's some sick fetish he has or something. You couldn't be more wrong, but that's okay.

    So...what kind of toilet paper do you use?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBrownFox View Post
    Wow, you're still dwelling on THAT argument? I owe you an apology for nothing, and I found it very disturbing that the moderators let that (as well as other arguments) go on for as long as it did. You're just a drama queen, and I notice that in every argument I've seen on here...there you are right in the middle of it. You went and "left the forum" for like two minutes when someone finally had the sense to speak up about the high school behavior, and then you came back with a new identity.

    And your "first" SW argument wouldn't have happened if you weren't so unnecessarily catty in your posts.

    I did have a nice day, darling. Thank you, and same to you.
    Excuse me...you seem upset about something. Like I just said, I dont owe you anything. Dont try to bring up old things. I simply am not willing to help you. Get over it. Whatever your attacking me about AGAIN has nothing to do with this post. Im not obligated to answer your PM's. you have alot to learn, and a lot of growing up to do. Get well dear. Bipolar is a sickness.


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