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    My neighbor is a dumb crook. He's a long time thief and a few years ago he got arrested stealing a knife from Kmart. I think he got probation for that but it gets better. After his probation ended he robbed a biker bar here and dropped his wallet! So of course he got arrested and during his waiting time (I forget what this is called) he robbed another bar! So then he got 4 years in prison but got out for good behavior. For awhile he stayed out of trouble (though everyone suspects he was stealing again because he was "finding" things). Anyway, while still on probation he was busted for a few things, among them drinking in the police station parking lot, fighting a cop while intoxicated, and possessing drug items. So he got sent back to jail. Sad thing is he has two small kids.

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    I ive by Melrose Park and Stone Park and we actually have a bigger problem with stupid crooked cops. The Melrose PD got raided 2 times by the FBI. About 10 cops are in the penitentiary including the police chief. Several other crooked cops had a plea deal and somehow they are back on the force. Then the crooked police board tried not to end their pensions ahich should be ended under Illinois law. The dumb cops had strong armed churches, KiddieLand amusement park, Theater, etc. The latest is a lawsuit where they allegedly punched and tasered a 105 pound 15 year old girl. Actually the last people we trust around here are the stupid cops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TinkerBall View Post
    I ive by Melrose Park and Stone Park and we actually have a bigger problem with stupid crooked cops. The Melrose PD got raided 2 times by the FBI. About 10 cops are in the penitentiary including the police chief. Several other crooked cops had a plea deal and somehow they are back on the force. Then the crooked police board tried not to end their pensions ahich should be ended under Illinois law. The dumb cops had strong armed churches, KiddieLand amusement park, Theater, etc. The latest is a lawsuit where they allegedly punched and tasered a 105 pound 15 year old girl. Actually the last people we trust around here are the stupid cops.
    I lived in that area for a few years, even danced at various clubs there and saw that a lot. The cops were very crooked. One club I danced at always had Melrose Park cops and they came in to drink (while in uniform). From what I was told, most of the cops in those towns are related to the mafia. Allegedly they also arrested a prostitute I knew (former dancer who got involved in drugs) because she refused to give a blow job without pay. Actually now that I think of it, I believe the one club was reportedly closed because they didn't pay off the police chief.

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    This one lady I know used to brag about how her guy was some slick robber. I called her out on that. He always got caught. His last big score was robbing a bank with his brothers in St. Louis. Of course he got caught and ended up in the penitentiary. I told her of course I'm not the type to do that but if I did I would plan it to the hilt. Obviously if you are always caught you are not planning it. One of the dumbest thing was someone I know stole a toilet seat. Here in Illinois the stores will sue you for shoplifting besides getting you for criminal charges. That means if you don't want to get sued you have to settle with them for $250. Very expensive toilet seat.
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