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    Duh Almost had an asthma attack, amateur night

    So, tonight was the first time ever up on stage or dancing in front of anyone at an amateur contest at a local strip club.

    Everything that could have gone wrong, went wrong. I was told, all I needed to bring were heels and a picture i.d. I get there, and they said I needed an outfit too. Luckily one of the other girls had an extra one I could use. Then, when I went up on stage the strap of my shoes kept sliding down, and my shoes kept falling off. And to top it off, the chain I keep my grandpa's ring on broke, and the ring went flying. Luckily I got the ring, but then I had to do the rest of my show holding the ring in my hand. anyone ever try to hold something small and work a pole?

    the girl who won got completely naked, which I couldn't do because it was my time of the month, and she was a dancer in vegas so she knew tricks.

    i think next time I go into a club for amateur night, i'll have shoes that fit, and it won't be my time of the month.

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    Default Re: Almost had an asthma attack, amateur night

    Was it a contest based on applause?
    Because I did an amateur night once, and only brought 3 people with me. The girl who won, was...well...not cute....kinda "thick"...... (not saying I'm a supermodel or anything), but she ended up winning because of the amount of people she brought to "cheer her on"....

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    Default Re: Almost had an asthma attack, amateur night

    no it was based on 4 judges.

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    Default Re: Almost had an asthma attack, amateur night

    Many dancers do still work while on their periods. It's just something we have to deal with. Don't let it stop you from getting naked, but don't be the girl that has a string hanging out either. As long as you don't go full on spread eagle most people won't ever know.
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    Default Re: Almost had an asthma attack, amateur night

    ^^^what kylea said. ya know lol u can cut the string on your tampon so that it's not hanging out. that's what most of us do. also you should NEVER wear any jewelry with chains or dangly shit if you are going to do pole work b/c not only can you break your jewelry but you can also seriously injure yourself!

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    Default Re: Almost had an asthma attack, amateur night

    I don't like those amateur nights that are "applause based" because of that very reason; bringing the friends to cheer for them, and then getting the job.

    I've done a few amateur nights, and despite I get the most money from the actual clients and get tons of compliments, I only get the cheers from those few customers who paid me.

    On average, I had made like twenty dollars on those two minutes. Not bad when hurting for gas money, hahahahahaha.





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