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    Speaking as a guy, I can't stand him! Why are girls attracted to him?! The guy is a ultra narcisistic egotistical dumb drunken frat boy. And he kind of reminds me of Tom Cruise in Magnolia! Is he the kind of guy you would want to go out with? Do any of you think he's hot?
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    Default Re: Do any of you think The Situation is hot?

    Omg, EW!
    He looks like a baseball mitt. A GREASY baseball mitt.
    Not my cup of tea.

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    I think he's hideous! Actually all the people on that show are pretty rough on the eyes.

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    Sammy and Ronnie are the best looking ones.
    Jwoww and Snookie seem cool, but JWoww is kinda manly looking to me. Poor Snookie looks like an Oompa Loompa.
    Everyone just seems kinda "worn out"...

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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    Ick. Everyone on that show looks rode hard & put away wet.

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    I dont watch that show. never will. But I did go through the channels one time and they were having an interview with the cast. Ugh to all of them. They're so fake looking.. all the guys are something I wouldnt even look at .. maybe in disgust

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    I watch "The Situation Room" more than "The Situation" -_-. I don't see what the big deal is. If he had a bag over his face and a ball gag in his mouth he would be tolerable.

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    THIS girl isn't attracted to him. She also doesn't give a fuck about Jersey shore.

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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    i haven't watched the show, but i've seen clips. he seems to just be an actor, really. he's just playing his part, making some money. whatever.

    who the fuck thinks he's attractive? lol. just cos a guy in on tv and gets talked about doesn't mean women think he's attractive. what? he's banged a couple girls while he's been on the show? sure, but reality shows are heavily edited to create a storyline. hell, they're often scripted too.

    i'm sure some girls would like him, but not many. and if you're the kind of guy who doesn't like him, you probably wouldn't like the kind of girl that does. so no worries.
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    He's an embarrassment to anyone with a penis.

    I wish he would wash his mouth out with buckshot.

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    All this amusing hatred ALMOST makes me want to see the show just to experience the horror. But I think that not having TV is the only thing that allows me to retain my fragile love of humanity. And when I say love I mean "I won't shoot everyone today."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Promnesiac View Post
    All this amusing hatred ALMOST makes me want to see the show just to experience the horror. But I think that not having TV is the only thing that allows me to retain my fragile love of humanity. And when I say love I mean "I won't shoot everyone today."
    Praise Dog and pass the ammo.

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    I've watched one episode of Jersey Shore, it was all I could tolerate. Saw a clip of him on TMZ at the airport. This old man and this tiny young girl were at the baggage carousel, struggling to get their bags off. This Situation guy was just standing there staring at them, not offering to help.

    When ever EVER I've had trouble getting my bag at the airport, I've always had someone assist me. This dude probably spends hours a day at the gym, and couldn't be arsed to help out 2 smaller, weaker people. How long would it have taken in, 2 seconds, to give a hand?

    So, yeah, he seems like a piece of shit to me. But people like their escapism so who am I to judge....

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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    i don even wanna know how much they make an episode when there are post-grad students survive on two minute noodles

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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    Quote Originally Posted by anouk.oui View Post
    i don even wanna know how much they make an episode when there are post-grad students survive on two minute noodles
    they get $10k per episode
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    Quote Originally Posted by silk55 View Post
    they get $10k per episode

    I wanna get paid $10K a day to party...

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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    I dont know about you guys, but ugly inconsiderate douche bags are totally my men of choice. hubba hubba.

    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I wanna get paid $10K a day to party...
    Word! i should have applied. i could have super tanned and dyed my hair dark for that much money! and im actually from new jersey, unlike most of these jackasses.

    GTL baby!
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    haha omg nooo i wouldnt give him the time of day,,
    hes hideous.
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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    omg i would run the other way from him. or i'd make a point of making him look like a total ass in front of his friends.

    depends on how bitchy i am feeling at the moment.

    guys like him bring out my evil side.

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    It would be impossible to make anybody from that show look like more of an ass than they already are. That's part of their...charm or whatever you want to call it.

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    Default Re: The Situation on Jersey Shore

    I posted this the other day in the Funny Pics thread;
    however, it seems very appropriate for this one too... so, here it is:



    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade... then find someone whose life gave them vodka, and have a party.

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