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    I did a show with neon body paint once all was going well till I tried to get it off.The club only had cold water and I tried rubbing alcohol but I could not get much of it to come off. I was pissed because I had this guy buying me lots of champagne and by the time I got back to him he was tired of waiting and had to leave.Another time I was gonna do a fire show and I had this cowgirl outfit and I was gonna dance to Johnny Cash Burning ring of Fire , I planned to roast marshmellows over the fire and feed them to customers as they came up to tip. Well I used rubbing alcohol for my ring of fire shot out of a water pistol. And it was making a really weak flame. Luckily a customer came to the rescue adding 151 proof rum to my ring of fire witch blazed beautifully except the cool flames would not melt the marshmellows. So that idea ended up being really stupid. What kinds of things have gone wrong for you during a show? Francinista

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    that sounds like the coolest fucking thing ever, the fire + marshmallows thing. holy shit i wish my club let me do that.
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    francinista; First of all, there is a reason that features get paid to do this stuff. The main reason I am pointing that out is because when you get paid to do it, you don't have to worry about missing out on $$ on the floor! That sux that you put all that effort into your show and you missed out on the financial benefits from it!!!

    Second, practice practice practice!!! Try your paint on your skin first. Practice any idea before you take it to the stage. You need to be able to get around any potential issues and have back up plans!!! This is why there is feature school! The main point of MY (I can't speak for other feature training programs out there) feature school is to share my 15 years experience of what works and what doesn't to avoid any mishaps like these. I have had waaaaaayyyyyy too many things go wrong in a show to name them. But, I think it helps to learn from someone who through trial and error have figured out how to do things!

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    Your shows sound amazing. I'd pay to watch you light a fire and feed me a 'mallow.

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    Nikita Kash Thanks I sure could have used your expertise.Francinista

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    I hate when the music goes out when I've been on stage.
    Really awkward. :/

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    lol its not awkard at all! when ever it happens to me i just bow and say tada. lol. everybody laughs and thinks it real cute i think i kind of like it when it happens to me
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    Wardrobe malfunctions!





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    Speaking of wardrobe malfunctions,I was once auditioning in a topless club and I was wearing breakaway bottoms and they popped undone,everybody thought I did it on purpose.Francinista

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Avery_ View Post
    I hate when the music goes out when I've been on stage.
    Really awkward. :/
    THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    getting your open hooped earrings caught on your dress while taking it off over your head, I have had breakaway clips get stuck in my hair because I was trying to be cool and twirl them when I took them off.. I remember taking my thongs off one night and trying to be sexy and I pulled them off going up the front so that they rubbed on my stomach (hard to explain) and they left behind a good dime sized glob of discharge on my belly... so gross.. I was on my naked song once and the DJ played "black hole Sun" and I found it ironic, I was naked with my "black hole", and I went down to get a tip and threw my head back and laughed and came down to fast. My face hit dude's beer bottle, bottle stuck to my head for a good couple of secs then dropped off and spilled all over him. I was like, "are you ok?" and he looks at me funny and was like "are YOU ok?!!" I was like, umm yeah.... He then proceeded to tell me my face was bleeding. I face palmed my face and ran it down my face and saw blood every where!!! I ran off stage and I looked like Carrie. I still have the crescent shaped scar above my brow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    getting your open hooped earrings caught on your dress while taking it off over your head, I have had breakaway clips get stuck in my hair because I was trying to be cool and twirl them when I took them off.. I remember taking my thongs off one night and trying to be sexy and I pulled them off going up the front so that they rubbed on my stomach (hard to explain) and they left behind a good dime sized glob of discharge on my belly... so gross.. I was on my naked song once and the DJ played "black hole Sun" and I found it ironic, I was naked with my "black hole", and I went down to get a tip and threw my head back and laughed and came down to fast. My face hit dude's beer bottle, bottle stuck to my head for a good couple of secs then dropped off and spilled all over him. I was like, "are you ok?" and he looks at me funny and was like "are YOU ok?!!" I was like, umm yeah.... He then proceeded to tell me my face was bleeding. I face palmed my face and ran it down my face and saw blood every where!!! I ran off stage and I looked like Carrie. I still have the crescent shaped scar above my brow.
    wow I laughed REALLY hard at that...sorry...

    I hate it when I'm taking my panties off and they get stuck on my shoes. any way to avoid that?

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