The two flavors are:
1) Dancer grinds clothed crotch on custy's face.
2) Dancer sucks/bites custy's clothed trouser snake.



The two flavors are:
1) Dancer grinds clothed crotch on custy's face.
2) Dancer sucks/bites custy's clothed trouser snake.



i dont grind Custy's face i just get lil bit closer but i do not grind or bite suck custy's pants ... these are not acceptable for me...




i'd totally grind my clothed crotch on a custies face if i felt safe that said clothing would remain in place and he'd keep his tongue in his mouth and not get my panties wet with his spit. ew. and if he thought it was turning me on, i'd laugh at him. that's the main thing i hate about custies trying to touch pussy anyways, they always seem to have this idea that the girls are somehow enjoying it.
as for the latter, ewwww. i don't know where his pants have been. that's gross. i've seen girls do it before, though. girls who had reputations for doing more in the cr, so i assume it was to prove to guys how dirty they were. hand over clothes, eh, depends on the club. i've done it. not gonna pretend i'm as clean as most of the other girls who post here are.
-love everyone but keep them far from your soul-
another one of these trick questions again huh? i really am starting to believe that you are a 6 year old pretending to be a grown up. let me guess; mommy and daddy's computer?





Dirty.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Disgusting on many levels. I would never do this nor would I even come close. Eww, double ewww. Now I have to go throw up.





Gross.





what does ilbbaicnl stand for??!
^^^I like big butts and I can not lie..Ilbbaicnl





^^can we all agree to call him Butt-man from here on out? Or at least aknowlege that butt-man refers to him when I type it? I'm tires of scrolling to remember his stupid acronym. Butt-man is much easier.
The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





Both are pretty non-appealing at a basic level.
Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Like, super dirty!!
I can't even believe this is a serious question. Guess that says a lot about what stripping has come to.
Jesus...
I have had 3 dancers do that (2) in my experiences. One had a vibrating tongue ring which was interesting. It was always rather unexpected. I can see why most wouldn't want to do that, and I would never expect it. Just speaking for myself, she would need to be down there for a long time in order to get "fluids to be soaking through clothes and onto/into the other party's mouth" however you never know with some guys.
I would not do either!
1) Dancer grinds clothed crotch on custy's face.
I work in a full nude club and contact can be high.. so If I do that they will be expecting nude.. haha NO! I wouldnt even get near their face. The closest my pussy ever gets to a custy is when Im standing on the couch infront of them clothed! At least then kneeing their face is not a problem
2) Dancer sucks/bites custy's clothed trouser snake
And this... just dirty! I get construction guys, guys whom I dont know where they have been. I had one guy telling me he slept outside he was so drunk and then he came in the SC.. yeah I really wanna do that to their pants. Im not getting my mouth near their area. From all the pissing and cumming stories I steer clear.








I'd rather shove my vagina, or munch, broken glass and poison than do either of those things.




man, thanks y'all for opening my eyes to just how nasty and gross my old club was. i'd been around it so long, i was really desensitized. ugh.
-love everyone but keep them far from your soul-
I've seen girls in the DR washing themselves down because a customer came 30 seconds into the dance and didn't say anything till it seeped through the jeans and onto said dancer.
It may not be a potential issue for you... I'm just saying... I personally wouldn't risk putting my mouth on someone's dick even through the jeans.
^^Same here. I cannot do the whole sucking cock through pants thing. I can't imagine putting my face near a customers crotch. I absolutely would not put my vagina (covered or nude) on a customers face. Completely unacceptable, especially for a 'standard' lapdance. I can get a bit lenient with a spending or VIP customer, but I am NOT sucking anybodys cock through the pants!!!! Ew. This goes on frequently at my home club however.....




Ewww.




Am I the only one that doesn't want lipstick and makeup on my khakis?
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