Why Have I Posted a Poll Here?
Option 1: To help us reach Nude Enlightenment through meaningful discussions that increase awareness of important dancer issues. Lives are improved.
Option 2: Because I have some kind of agenda. And trust me, the underlying agenda is odd.
Option 3: Isn't it time that strippers answer a question for a change instead of them always asking me where I'm from?
Option 4: The power of Gaga compels me.
Option 5: In my vast amounts of free time I've viewed all of the internet, solved Rubik's entire family of puzzle products and received my online Mixology degree. The next logical step is to start asking questions. Many.
Option 6: Who better to poll than pole dancers? They are the pole experts. I'm always checking to see how strippers are doing on the polls.
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As a Polish person, at first I was thrilled to see how all these topics included Polls. But then I looked through them and I saw the poll questions were things like "Which smell is worse?" and "Where does the armpit rank on the list of sexy body parts?" So speaking as a Pole, I find this abuse of polls to be racist.
And why they don't play any Liberace at the stripclub I don't understand--it would be so much classier than hearing that same depressing Tool song over and over again about how he "let you descecrate him and he has no soul to sell." That guy needs to stop singing in stripclubs and find someone FULLY CLOTHED to love him, you know? He's like THE stripper band, though. I hear that guy all the time. Anyway, yeah, and I hope you enjoyed this polling.



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