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    Why Have I Posted a Poll Here?

    Option 1: To help us reach Nude Enlightenment through meaningful discussions that increase awareness of important dancer issues. Lives are improved.

    Option 2: Because I have some kind of agenda. And trust me, the underlying agenda is odd.

    Option 3: Isn't it time that strippers answer a question for a change instead of them always asking me where I'm from?

    Option 4: The power of Gaga compels me.

    Option 5: In my vast amounts of free time I've viewed all of the internet, solved Rubik's entire family of puzzle products and received my online Mixology degree. The next logical step is to start asking questions. Many.

    Option 6: Who better to poll than pole dancers? They are the pole experts. I'm always checking to see how strippers are doing on the polls.


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    As a Polish person, at first I was thrilled to see how all these topics included Polls. But then I looked through them and I saw the poll questions were things like "Which smell is worse?" and "Where does the armpit rank on the list of sexy body parts?" So speaking as a Pole, I find this abuse of polls to be racist.

    And why they don't play any Liberace at the stripclub I don't understand--it would be so much classier than hearing that same depressing Tool song over and over again about how he "let you descecrate him and he has no soul to sell." That guy needs to stop singing in stripclubs and find someone FULLY CLOTHED to love him, you know? He's like THE stripper band, though. I hear that guy all the time. Anyway, yeah, and I hope you enjoyed this polling.
    Last edited by The Boob; 09-30-2010 at 12:42 PM.
    Well, since you asked, what I'd really like in this next dance is more armpit.

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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    Looking for a reaction...not the info because the info is silly.

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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    Ding Ding Ding Ding!

    Winner!

    Yeah the whole thing is a disgrace and people probably shouldn't read it.

    It was meant as a response to all the oddly motivated poll questions one finds on such forums.
    Well, since you asked, what I'd really like in this next dance is more armpit.

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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    Disgrace?
    You kiddin?
    This was by far the most comprehensive thread I've read today.


    My choice is option 2.
    I looooove odd agendas.
    Unless it's option 4.
    The power of Gaga is omnipotent.

    Must go now.
    Something shiny flew by.

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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    lolz this poll is full of win.

    i vote 2. sneaky boob.
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    This thread makes me laugh. Thanks for making it. I've been lurking here for a couple of weeks, and my biggest question about everything is why do some people act so foolish? I know this is an anonymous message board, and some people get off being a pain in the ass, but really?
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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    Option 2
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Default Re: Why have I posted a Poll here?

    That song is by Nine Inch Nails, not Tool.

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