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    Duh This is Why You're Fat

    Oh dear lord, sleepless nights on the internet can be a disaster.

    so this is what i have been flipping thru for the past 15 min:

    thisiswhyyourefat.com

    dear lord. look at some of this shit. some of it looks tasty maybe on a cold day where you feel like stuffing your face, but the first picture-- chocolate fondue over turkey, gravy, and other meat products? really?

    deep fried cheesecake bites? (ok in some contexts, i might eat these, but the picture aint look so good)

    Krystal Pie- krystal burgers (pretty bad alone), chili cheese fries, corndogs, in a pie crust?

    who eats this?

    ironically, the reason why i am up this late looking at this stuff was because i took a diet pill too late in the day and i havent taken any stimulants in a while. i guess its better to look at these while on stimulants than after smoking a lot of weed... i remember when my freinds and i were baked we invented the breakfast twinkie-- a twinkie deep fried in waffle or pancake batter with bacon and whipped cream on top. that could definitely be added to this website.

    im hoping the people who eat/cooked these were baked...
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    also, just ran across this: wtf?

    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Only in America...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    also, just ran across this: wtf?

    Ha ha ha I keep that on hand for camping and bad winter storms! Fully cooked, you can boil the can, open both ends and push it out onto a plate. 2.5 to 3lb bird.

    This Colorado though, blizzards do keep us shut in for a week, some years. Grocery stores on a good day, with clear freeways, only have at best three days worth of perishables.


    I have that and B&M canned bread too. This reminds me I have not made my purchase yet from Honeyville food products.

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    Most of that stuff, I think, is shit people created for shock value... rather than something they enjoy for taste.

    Some of it does look good, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Athenathefabulous View Post
    ironically, the reason why i am up this late looking at this stuff was because i took a diet pill too late in the day and i havent taken any stimulants in a while. i guess its better to look at these while on stimulants than after smoking a lot of weed... i remember when my freinds and i were baked we invented the breakfast twinkie-- a twinkie deep fried in waffle or pancake batter with bacon and whipped cream on top. that could definitely be added to this website.
    I tried the deep fried twinkie last year... just to say I had. It was disgusting! I don't like fried foods, but seriously it was so horrible I blogged about it (second to last paragraph).
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    ^^^One of my friends was just telling me how good those are. Ugh. Maybe I'll stay clear after all!


    The only fried food I can stomach is cheesecake.
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    i am losing my fucking mind and i really just want this chloroform dream because i think that would just get me right with jesus.

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    The McGriddle muffin looks fucking good!

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    I am a guy who likes my food. However I agree that most of it seems to be an attempt to cram as much fat and crap into food as you can, without regard to actually making it taste good. They have the burgers now that instead of buns they use 2 cheese sandwiches. Now seriously did anyone think "You know what really sounds good?". And of course there are the burgers that use 2 donuts for buns. Then Hardies piles pastrami on a half pound burger. I like pastrami, I like burgers, I don't want them together. It pretty much seems like a race to see what kills us quicker.

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    now deep fried mars bars however...............

    mmmm

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesuvsDeath View Post
    Most of that stuff, I think, is shit people created for shock value... rather than something they enjoy for taste.

    Some of it does look good, though.
    some of it, id say yes is for shock value.

    but idk man, back when i used to smoke a lot of weed, most of this would be pretty appealing and would be the type of shit my friends and i would put together. you know, when you come up with those ideas that just sound really creative and delicious, and of course when you are sober you are like wtf? im a fatass!

    i wish my metabolism could still stomach all that it used to be able to .
    The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
    customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    Oh god like how KFC has a new chicken burger where instead of buns the burger stuff is healf together with two deep fried boneless chicken breasts instead of bread...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ArmySGT. View Post
    oly shit! I thought that picture was a raw chicken...until I saw the feet.

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    ^ me too!, I can't belive you can get a canned chicken that is crazy!

    Back to my diet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by strippername View Post
    The McGriddle muffin looks fucking good!
    oh my god yes
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    Have you tried McDonalds cookies? They rock too. I though I was going to be sorely dissapointned with a McD cookie ... but ...damn. They taste home made.
    I kind of want to get the chicken in the can for some christmas presents.

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    that site looks like a reverse thinspo site.

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    Shrimp and Ham cake? Grrrrrrrrrroooossssssssssss

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    Statistically, conditions associated with overeating now kill more people globally than starvation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngelKing View Post
    Statistically, conditions associated with overeating now kill more people globally than starvation.
    And since personal responsibility is a concept that seems to have vanished, that just promises to get worse. Sigh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Promnesiac View Post
    And since personal responsibility is a concept that seems to have vanished, that just promises to get worse. Sigh.
    So true! I am all about freedom of choice. People are free to kill themselves by whatever method they want. Alcohol, drugs, food, cigarettes, whatever. Just realize it was your personal choice and responsibility. Don't act surprised when you get cancer from smoking 2 packs a day or when you suffer all the health problems from eating fried pork 3 meals a day and absolutely no vegetables.

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