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    My first shift is tomorrow... Mother Nature decided to play a cruel joke on me and I started my period tonight.... UGH. Two things I wasn't looking forward to, nerves from first time on stage, and nerves from the first time having to dance on my period.. And its happening all in one night. Now I'm stressed out, even more than I was before, I'm gonna be a bloated, bitchy-bitch my first night stripping. NOT the image I had planned whatsoever..I'm not going to feel confident whatsoever, I'm going to be paranoid I've sprung a leak.... ugh....I really just needed to vent. This.sucks.ass.

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    It isn't ideal, but just clip the string and make the cash. We all do it.

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    Yea I agree besides a little bloating nobody will be able to tell. Good luck

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    Take some extra pain killer & make sure you keep some with you in your locker/bag. Just try to sit down with customers & take it easy your first day.
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    I prefer to put the tampon in upside down on my period if I'm not using my Diva Cup.

    Drink lots of water and you won't retain waterweight which contributes to bloating. Take asprins. I usually use my period as an excuse not to work because I'm lazy... not for any other reason.

    Good luck!

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    yea it's fine.. the bloating doesn't feel good but i doubt the clients will notice. take some motrin and keep on hustling.

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    i use those OB tampons, take the plastic off but dont move the string (the string should stay pushed up against it when unwrapped unless you pull it), and push the whole thing up. then later when i need to remove it the string is tucked up in there to get. i havent had a mishap with this yet :knock on wood:.
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    me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
    customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.


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    ^ Really? Athena you've been holding out on me. That will save me from carrying little sissors in my purse when I'm on the rag? Looks like I'm picking up some OB tampons!

    I'm way to excited about this...

    To the OP - Did you start early? It's might be due to the nerves about stripping (oh irony!). You'll be okay. If you can handle this your first night dancing, you'll definatly have an "I can handle anything" attitude. Good luck tomorrow!



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    Default Re: OMG Are you kidding???!

    Wait until your period starts mingling the same time as the other girls you work with. It's crazy. Dates wont be exact every time but it will be scary close lol.





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    So now for a little update, the period thing, not an issue at all. I'm kinda glad now that I started when I did, one day later and that would've REALLY been bad (starting at work!?) I took it like a trooper, I just clipped the string with fingernail clippers, which I had planned to put in my bag anyways. I had no problems, no accidents, it was all good

    I got there after the club opened, about 3 hours after, and after paperwork, getting shown around, etc, I worked about 3.5 hours. I took home about $80 after tip out. I got my lapdances, only two, but hey, that's all I needed to pay house fee, so I can't complain too much. I definitely need to step up my hustling game though. Going back in tonight, maybe I'll do better

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    cut the string of your tampon. wear black booty shorts with a black thong underneath and DON'T take the booty shorts OR the thong off all the way. you can pull down the booty shorts to show the thong and be a little bit more revealing but if you slide the booty shorts down all the way you might have a problem.

    ALWAYS change your tampon before a lap dance. I made that mistake once...guy was wearing white shorts. whoops!

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    ^^^ lmao @ white shorts. I was really worried about that. I did wear black booty shorts, and a black thong, but after the second stage dance we HAVE to take off the shorts. I would just check with the DJ to see how much longer I had before I went on stage, run to the bathroom, make sure I wasn't needing a new tampon, and wipe with baby wipes like crazy to make sure there wasn't any blood on the inside of my thighs or anything. It wasn't as terrible as I thought it was going to be. Luckily I didn't bloat badly, if at all. My main issue was I was just paranoid guys would be able to smell blood or something. I had read on here somewhere about guys being able to tell when you are on your period. But I just wiped and wiped with those fruity baby wipes (hubby got me tropical fruit scented ones lol) and sprayed the heck out of my crotch with feminine spray. I've never had a reaction or infection from scented things down there, so I took advantage of that. I actually got quite a few comments on smelling sexy. How baby powder and tropical fruit is sexy? Beats me.

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    Wow...you are so brave to have worked your first night ever on your period...I totally would have called in... lol

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