"now I see EXACTLY why you have to pay for any attention from a beautiful female. it must be IMPOSSIBLE for you to get any action in real life"
"it's a good thing that is attached to your body because if i had seen it laying on the ground, i would have assumed some poor two year old had lost a finger"
this is fun haha i'm just coming up with this random stuff off the top of my head
"i would be willing to bet cold, hard cash that your pathetic excuse for a dick couldn't even beat me at thumb wrestling"
"as small as it is, can it even fully function? "
"is that really a penis? or just a nasty looking wart on your balls?'
"your chances of EVER getting laid are ALMOST as small as your dick"
"hmm they must have named those mini hotdogs after you"
"i think i'm going to need special sunglasses to even see it"
" you must have to use a strap-on when you have sex for her to even feel anything"
"have you ever made a woman cum in your life?? wait... no need to answer, judging from your pindick i already know the answer haha"



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