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    "now I see EXACTLY why you have to pay for any attention from a beautiful female. it must be IMPOSSIBLE for you to get any action in real life"

    "it's a good thing that is attached to your body because if i had seen it laying on the ground, i would have assumed some poor two year old had lost a finger"


    this is fun haha i'm just coming up with this random stuff off the top of my head

    "i would be willing to bet cold, hard cash that your pathetic excuse for a dick couldn't even beat me at thumb wrestling"

    "as small as it is, can it even fully function? "

    "is that really a penis? or just a nasty looking wart on your balls?'

    "your chances of EVER getting laid are ALMOST as small as your dick"

    "hmm they must have named those mini hotdogs after you"

    "i think i'm going to need special sunglasses to even see it"

    " you must have to use a strap-on when you have sex for her to even feel anything"

    "have you ever made a woman cum in your life?? wait... no need to answer, judging from your pindick i already know the answer haha"

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    LMAO^^ Can't wait to use these

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    "wow, your balls must be ashamed to be associated with that"

    "do you use it to pick your teeth too?"

    "well, at least you don't have to worry about your life getting worse... with a penis that small.... how can it?"

    "i looked up "penis" in the dictionary and your picture had a red x across it"


    "i'm going to have to fuck my boyfriend immediately after this, just to remember what a real man's dick looks like"

    "the only way you could possibly be more pathetic is if you actually think any girl on the planet would want that"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashly06 View Post
    LMAO^^ Can't wait to use these
    haha i know right this thread cracks me up, but the good thing is its actually ok if you are laughing while you are saying some of these

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    "congrats! you have the only penis in the world that even a blowup doll would turn down"

    "we wouldn't even need a condom, i'm sure a bubblegum wrapper would provide sufficient coverage"

    "my eyes feel violated. seriously, they're offended."

    "have you ever heard of a micropenis? no? well you have obviously seen one if you ever look in a full length mirror"

    "i'm surprised you don't have a permanent hand cramp, as much as you probably have to get yourself off"

    "your penis should quit its day job and just join the circus"


    i'm super tired right now hahaha
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    " if your dick was a tv show, it would be called "Little Penis, Big World""

    "I’m pretty certain the Barbie dolls I played with as a little girl were used to bigger dicks"

    "Big "guns" (arm muscles) mean absolutely nothing with poor "ammunition""

    "you could be the richest man in the world and it still wouldn’t compensate for your tiny peen"

    "if your penis was a rapper, his name would be "lil' wang"

    i'm having wayyy too much fun with this. little dicks are sooo funny
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    LOL I hardly ever look in the other work section because Im a dancer... but damn this thread makes me wanna become a cam girl ahahaha. I would love to humiliate a small dick. I wanna be the one dishing out the insults for once haahaha! Enjoy ladies and make lots of money off those useless small dinkies.

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    you put the "ick" in "dick lol

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    LOL @ this thread! I've always been hesitant in the past about doing stuff like this (I'm not very good at being "mean") but I have been trying to incorporate more stuff like this so I can make more $$$. And this gives me great ideas!

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    a little bit off topic but I came across this video and loled a little lol
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d62_1298100537

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    Quote Originally Posted by TequilatoKillYa View Post
    a little bit off topic but I came across this video and loled a little lol




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    ^^Oh man!! I had a guy in my room last night Angel & I used some of your quotes. Needless to say...he LOVED it. Must've been in private at least 30min. Ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashly06 View Post
    ^^Oh man!! I had a guy in my room last night Angel & I used some of your quotes. Needless to say...he LOVED it. Must've been in private at least 30min. Ha
    yay thats great to hear!

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    It must be sad being you. I bet you never get laid.
    How do women know when you have it in them?
    I wouldn't even be able to feel you if you fucked me in the ass.
    I'd be afraid to suck it, I might swallow it.
    What's the point of having a penis. It's so small you should have it removed and become a woman.
    I bet you have to use your finger and thumb to masturbate.
    Don't squeeze to hard, you might pull it off.
    I mainly sub, but I do like small dick humiliation. Because it's such a disappointment to me when I get with a man and his penis is small. I think of all the things I want to tell real life people and use it on these guys. Sorry men, I just don't want no itty bitty, teeny weeny, short, short....

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    OMG- thank you for this thread. I just referred to it because I had someone request it. Hilarious! I felt mean in the beginning but I could tell he really enjoyed it so I really let him have it. Easiest money ever!!!

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    one of my fave fetishes!

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    One of my faves guys really get off on it and I love doing it. Cos i get to be really nasty and yet they love it still.

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    I didn't read the other replies, so sorry if repeated: I get this fairly often as a pso..you did great for your 1st time, yeah basically they just want it made fun of..look up pso boards, they should have lots of info, if not on here good luck!


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    Here's a list of 50 sph jokes and phrases for you ladies to try: some of them made me lol!

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    This is awesome! I love sph, but the one thing I'm always concerned about is being too bossy and mean, rather than funny with it...do you girls prefer to be super-Dom, or more lighthearted with it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManyRoses View Post
    This is awesome! I love sph, but the one thing I'm always concerned about is being too bossy and mean, rather than funny with it...do you girls prefer to be super-Dom, or more lighthearted with it?
    When I do sph, I don't get all scary/intimidating. I don't want my callers to imagine Darth Vader in leather with a whip in his hand or something lol

    I usually just giggle a lot and do it in more of a teasing, slightly condescending manner , almost like you are talking to a pet dog or something (thank you Red Velvette for the tip!!). You are still sweet to it, but very aware of the fact that they are inferior. Does that make sense? I also talk about how I would tell all of my friends and we would all make fun of him, and they LOVE that. So you might want to try that angle, and also feel them out and depending on the hints they drop, compare them to your boyfriend who has a "monster cock" as some of them are into the cuckold fetish.

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    aha! Never heard of this type of fetish. Would have been fitting for my ex!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hannahfox View Post
    aha! Never heard of this type of fetish. Would have been fitting for my ex!
    LMAO!! Mine too girl mine too....

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    Hi Ladies

    I kinda feel like I'm intruding on a private conversation but as a guy who is into SPH I find it very exciting reading what you have to say. I'd like to offer a man's perspective. I'd like to but my cock is so small I can really call myself a man. Maybe a boys perspective but there are 10 year old boys with more dick than I have.

    You have to realize that there are many types of SPH and different guys like different stuff. Some like the jokey kind of stuff that Angel has listed but most of it does nothing for me. Some of them are OK like

    "well, at least you don't have to worry about your life getting worse... with a penis that small.... how can it?"

    "i'm going to have to fuck my boyfriend immediately after this, just to remember what a real man's dick looks like"

    "the only way you could possibly be more pathetic is if you actually think any girl on the planet would want that"

    "your chances of EVER getting laid are ALMOST as small as your dick"

    "have you ever made a woman cum in your life?? wait... no need to answer, judging from your pindick i already know the answer haha"

    those are good. The kind of stuff I like.

    Some guys like to mix other fetishes with it like sissification and BDSM.

    Personally I like brutal honesty. Really cruel kind of stuff. I always tell the girl I'm a virgin which can provide some great lines.I fantasize about it a lot so I have quite a few ideas about what I want her to say but sometimes she won't say them so I have to sort of bring it up myself. For instance I will say "size really does matter doesn't it?" and if she's smart enough she will take it from there "of course it does. Penis size is everything. Any woman who says it isn't is lying. No woman wants a pathetic little dick like you have"

    Being compared to guys with big cocks is always good too. "Doesn't it make you jealous that guys with big cocks get to fuck as many women as they want and you get nothing because you were born with a miserable little useless dick?"

    I like it if she can make it more personal by talking about women that I know or work with. I'll tell her about a particular girl at work that I really like and she will tell my what that girl will think if she saw my little dick.

    Ridiculing me because I have a "hard" time keeping my tiny dick erect and also because my cum is just a little dribble. Love it.

    It's good to mention the song Short Dick Man and tell me that it was written especially for me.

    Use words like pathetic. useless, miserable to describe my dick and use them often. Use my name when doing so i.e "Glenn you really do have a pathetic little dick"

    I like to be asked questions about having a small dick like "are you ashamed of your little cock?" or "are you afraid everyone will find out that you have a small one?"

    I wish I could get to do this with one of the beautiful black ladies posting on here. I've always fantasized about a black woman getting to see my penis.

    You ladies really seem to enjoy it. That's good. For some of us needledicks the only way we'll ever give you any satisfaction is letting you ridicule our short cummings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManyRoses View Post
    This is awesome! I love sph, but the one thing I'm always concerned about is being too bossy and mean, rather than funny with it...do you girls prefer to be super-Dom, or more lighthearted with it?
    I'm not into the dom thing at all. I guess I like the girl to imagine we've been on a date and she's getting to see me for the first time and she's really disappointed. Not angry but just be honest. Let me know what you really think.

    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post
    When I do sph, I don't get all scary/intimidating. I don't want my callers to imagine Darth Vader in leather with a whip in his hand or something lol

    I usually just giggle a lot and do it in more of a teasing, slightly condescending manner , almost like you are talking to a pet dog or something
    Not for me. I hate the silly talk and the "it looks like a ........." stuff. Too cliche for me. Other guys might like it though.


    Quote Originally Posted by AngelCummings View Post
    You are still sweet to it, but very aware of the fact that they are inferior. Does that make sense? I also talk about how I would tell all of my friends and we would all make fun of him, and they LOVE that. So you might want to try that angle, and also feel them out and depending on the hints they drop, compare them to your boyfriend who has a "monster cock" as some of them are into the cuckold fetish.
    that's good. Being naked in front of a group of women all making fun of my shriveled little cock is a huge turn on for me.

    hearing a woman describe what it feels like when she has a big cock inside her is another huge turn on.

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