My critique
great. Love it
good
OK
no. Too silly
no. If I didn't have my small dick how would I get to enjoy SPH?
good
no. Too silly
You don't have to be sorry. What woman does want a useless dick.

My critique
great. Love it
good
OK
no. Too silly
no. If I didn't have my small dick how would I get to enjoy SPH?
good
no. Too silly
You don't have to be sorry. What woman does want a useless dick.


LOL!"Almost like talking to a pet dog" is a fantastic way of thinking about it. The clever one-liners (while funny) don't usually do much for me because I feel they are too rehearsed. But some of the one's posted are really good. Every guy is different, but I agree that you shouldn't get Darth Vader on them unless you know for sure he wants that. I like to feel like we're in this thing together. Even though my small penis brought us into this mess and you can giggle and tease me about it, eventually you take an attitude of "ok, lets try and make this work and have some fun" if that makes any sense at all.
hehe, I love reading that so many of you find it amusing and enjoyable. And I would tend to guess that the average sph client is a more loyal customer than the average guy. I like to do "regular" shows more often, but being on the smaller side, I do enjoy sph every so often. And you're right, often times it's the easiest money the model will ever make. My last show was 20-30 minutes and the model was only naked for a few minutes and did not do any playing.
I like that it's a change of pace for the model too. I can only imagine who quickly I would get annoyed being in your position and having guys ask for anal within 1 minute of a show. Or ask for big toys and squirting and request after request after request. This turns the tables a little bit and I really enjoy watching the model get a kick out of it.

Did we kill this thread? that's a damn shame.
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Taking a break from all unproductive shit will prove to be the best choice you can make.
Taking a break from all unproductive shit will prove to be the best choice you can make.

anything else for free? you think I'm fishing for free SPH? that would be a first. SPH by forum thread. I don't think it would have the desired effect.
No it's interesting to hear what women think about SPH. Most forums I go to where there are women and the subject of SPH comes up the women usually say they're not interested in it or could never do it.
I have a girl that I go to for my SPH needs. She's very good too and she gets better each time I talk to her.![]()
Take a chill pill
Taking a break from all unproductive shit will prove to be the best choice you can make.
'sigh' this is why I wish we could lock up these forums or make them private to people in the business only!




^^ Agreed^^
I think it's laughable that this guy is coming in here strictly out of "Curiosity", or to "compare notes"Ok, buddy
None of us asked for your critiques, we don't care and we don't need them. Guess what? You aren't the first guy to be into this fetish, and you won't be the last. No one cares about your "critiques" because there are thousands of other guys who have this fetish who may share an entirely different opinion and may like the things we have listed. In fact, I know this is true because I've used them and they keep coming back for more, so your opinion is as irrelevant insignificant as whatever you have hanging in between your legs (couldn't resist lol). Anyway, that's all I'm saying... and I do hope this thread dies, or is moved to the "Camming Connection" section. I'm not going to say anything else because I have a feeling Busty is right, and he would probably get off on starting arguments too. He sounds like somone who has a delusional amount of self esteem for someone who has such a small ****
I vote camming connection. It is mostly cam girls here giving, and wanting advise on this. That way we will be able to share ideas and not have custies jump in. Obviously this is a fetish where guys get off by words alone. So some men will be thrilled to cum upon this thread.
I think the guy had a few helpful things to say, as far as the male perspective, but we all know why he is here, and how he found this thread lol. Nothing against him, but I just prefer to talk to discuss these topics without our customers putting in their 2 cents all the time.
Taking a break from all unproductive shit will prove to be the best choice you can make.










Ok this thread is getting retarded. I DONT want to see any more back and forth between you guys and dick_needle.
Dick_needle this thread is for those models and phone ops that do the fetish to be able to discuss it, not for your critiques. They have stated that they aren't interested in hearing your critique on this thread so please accept that. If you would like to be able to critique SPH ideas start your own thread for that, but that is not what this thread is for.
I will also try to get this thread moved up to Camming Connection.
Now mind your p's and q's people! *whip crack*
Aria out.
THIS just has just saved my ass. I literally got done with my first SPH private and I just read everything you stated. It was so awkward for me, since it was my first time ever (I mainly do cyber gf and stuff like that). He also tipped me $15 extra and gave 5 stars, THANK YOU xfatrabbitx and SW! (Also this is my 1st post ever on SW, i've been a fellow lurker, but this was too awesome not to post).


I'm seriously tearing up from laughing so hard. Lil Wang. *sniff* Ahaha. You girls are terrible, and wicked, and it's awesome. Whew.
Lady Twatty McCuntington has spoken.
I love SPH too....they only attention any woman will pay to it is if he PAYS for it. lol
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